Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Lin Fan, why is it you? Do you have anything delicious for me?"

Seeing that it was Lin Fan, Mrs. Jia Zhang was a little surprised. Could it be that the sun was out in the west today and Lin Fan actually brought her food.

"It's this snail noodle. It smells good and tastes delicious. It's as convenient as cooking noodles. How about it? Do you want to try it?"

Lin Fan took out a bag of snail noodles and waved it in front of Jia Zhang.

"You have such good intentions? Why don't I believe it?"

Although Jia Zhang was very greedy, she was very suspicious of what Lin Fan sent her. Lin Fan wouldn't poison her, would he?

Although Lin Fan did not dare to poison himself, Jia Zhang believed that Lin Fan could still do it if he made himself suffer from diarrhea and diarrhea.

"If you don't believe me, I'll throw you away, BangGeng, come out, Uncle Lin will give you something delicious to eat!"

Lin Fan was too lazy to talk to Jia Zhang, an old pious woman, so he called out to Bangge.

"Lin Fan, why did you call me?"

Banggeng was eavesdropping at the door, but he came out as soon as Lin Fan called him.

"I have delicious food here, do you want to eat it? If you want to eat it, call Jia Zhang and you are an old bastard!"

"Lin Fan, are you too damaged?"

Jia Zhang was dissatisfied. What did Lin Fan mean? He instigated her grandson to scold her in front of her. He was simply not a son of a human being. Did he think that Jia Zhang was a dead person?

"Shut up, don't push yourself in front of me, or I'll slap you with my big mouth!"

"Oh, you are bullying me, and you are bullying me right at your doorstep!"

Jia and Zhang are not easy to get along with, and they have a conditioned reflex to get angry.

"Snapped!"

Lin Fan was not used to it at all. He said Big Mouth would slap her, so Big Mouth Auntie would slap her.

"Ka!"

Jia Zhang's howling stopped abruptly.

"Are you still howling?"

Lin Fan looked at Jia Zhang with amusement.

"No more howling, no more howling!"

There were a lot of spectators around, but no one spoke for Jia Zhang. Even if Lin Fan came to provoke Jia Zhang, it was logically Lin Fan's fault.

But the birds in the courtyard never look at right or wrong, only strength. They are like grass on the wall, falling on both sides when the wind blows.

Jia Zhang herself was no match for Lin Fan, and the neighbors in the courtyard did not help, so Jia Zhang wisely chose to keep her mouth shut.

"Lin Fan, give it to me. Just tell me how to do it."

Qin Huairu walked out. She knew that Lin Fan would not give up until he achieved his goal.

"That won't work. Banggeng hasn't called Jia Zhang an old bastard yet!"

Lin Fan was a little embarrassed when he saw Qin Huairu come out, but he couldn't take back the words he had said.

"Jia Zhang is an old bastard!"

Bangge was still a bachelor. His grandma, a shrew, was no match for Lin Fan. It was better for him to be honest, so he shouted honestly.

"Here, boil the water, put the noodles in, cook for 5 minutes, then take out the noodles, add the soup and sour bamboo shoots, cook for 3 minutes and you're ready to eat!"

Lin Fan explained how to make snail noodles, and Qin Huairu went in with the snail noodles. Qin Jingru also followed curiously to have a look.

People in the courtyard couldn't wait to stick their heads into Jia's kitchen to see if the food Lin Fan brought to their door was edible. It sounded pretty good. There were noodles, soup and sour bamboo shoots. It should be quite delicious. Could it be that Lin Fan really It's good intentions.

When Lin Fan saw Qin Huairu starting to do it, he couldn't help but take a few steps back. Lou Xiao'e and Fang Meng also quietly took a few steps back when they saw this. The neighbors in the compound were happy. They instantly occupied the door of Jia's house and then poked their heads in. Jia family.

"What are you doing? You stuck your head into my house. Get out of here!"

Just because Jia Zhang didn't dare to mess with Lin Fan didn't mean she didn't dare to mess with her neighbors in the compound.

"Jia Zhang, don't worry, everyone is very curious, take a look, take a look!"

The neighbors did not dare to treat Jia Zhang like Lin Fan, so they could only talk nicely and refuse to leave.

"Let's see, don't run into my house!"

The neighbors spoke so politely, and Jia Zhang did not dare to offend all the neighbors, so she did not forcefully drive them away.

"Don't worry, I'm just going to make sure you don't go in!"

When the neighbors saw that their purpose of staying was accomplished, they all smiled and said sorry.

"Why do these words sound so familiar?"

Jia Zhang muttered to himself.

Everyone in the courtyard didn't care about him, they just stretched their heads desperately to check, but they soon regretted it.

"My grass stinks, run away, Qin Huairu is cooking shit at home!"

Suddenly, the neighbors started to disperse, crying and howling.

At the same time, an indescribable smell spread from Jia's house.

Jia Zhang and Bang Gang, who were slow to react, were also smoked out like shit.

"Lin Fan, what exactly did you give me? Isn't that yellow urine?"

Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru also escaped. They had never been baptized by this kind of smell and couldn't bear it.

"Brother Lin Fan, are you planning to feed me this kind of food? Fortunately, I didn't eat it!"

Fang Meng also looked at Lin Fan in disbelief. Was her brother Lin Fan broken? Was he planning to trick her?

After hearing Fang Meng's words, others understood that this thing was actually edible, but were they sure the taste was something people could bear?

"Banggeng, think about the canned herrings. This one is the same as that one. Go in and eat it quickly. It won't taste good when it's cold!"

Lin Fan didn't reply and started to confuse the stick.

Banggan's eyes lit up when he heard this and he wanted to run home, but was caught by Jia Zhang.

"Banggen, you are stupid, you do what Lin Fan says? What if that thing is poisonous? You are the only male in the Jia family, you must not eat it!"

Jia Zhang held on to the stick and refused to let go. Seeing that he was still struggling, she spoke seriously.

"grandmother!"

Banggan looked at Jia Zhang with some emotion after hearing this.

"Grandma is different. Grandma is old. It doesn't matter if she dies. Just let grandma try the poison on you!"

Jia Zhang suddenly added something, and then ran to the kitchen.

Everyone present was stunned when they heard this. It's really you, Jia Zhang.

Bastard, give me back my emotion!

Banggeng was stunned for a long time before he reacted. When he rushed in, Mrs. Jia Zhang had already come out with a big basin, and an indescribable smell came with it.

Everyone in the compound and Lin Fan's family of three also quickly took a few steps back.

"Grumbling..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't care about everyone's reaction. She blew the snail noodles to cool down and ate them.

Is it really so delicious?

Everyone present except Lin Fan was confused as to whether this snail rice noodle was delicious or not.

"Lin Fan, is this snail rice noodles really edible?"

When Lou Xiao'e saw that Jia Zhang's food was delicious, she couldn't hold back her curiosity and asked.

"It does taste good, but you have also seen the taste. Can you accept it?"

Lin Fan said with a smile.

This is a matter of opinion. Some people like to eat it and don’t even think it tastes bad. Some people don’t like it, so they really treat it as if they are eating shit.

Lin Fan will never forget the complicated look on his grandma's face when she was eating snail noodles at home in his previous life.