Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

Chapter 205 Lessons from the Silly Column

"boom!"

Silly Zhu who was talking flew out and flew into Xu Damao's house, throwing him half to death and unable to get up for a long time.

"I would like to see how you accidentally hurt my Meng'er. You are so brave that even my wife dares to be cruel!"

Lin Fan stood up, and the kick just now was clearly his.

"I made a slip of the tongue. Besides, your wife is blocking my way. Is it her fault? And this matter has nothing to do with her. This is a matter between me and the Xu family. She insists on getting involved. Can you blame me? We You have to be reasonable!”

When Si Zhu saw that it was Lin Fan, he didn't dare to fight him and started to reason with him.

"Let's not talk about whether your theory is nonsense. I just don't make sense. What can you do? Don't you know that fists are power and that big fists are the last word?" Lin Fan said calmly.

Silly Zhu understands this truth very well. He has always done this, but this is the first time someone has used this "reason" to talk to him. In the past, he, the God of War in the courtyard, used his fists to reason with others.

"Then what do you want?" Seeing that fists didn't work and the logic didn't make sense, Shazhu could only ask helplessly.

"What do I want? Apologize to my wife and Lou Xiao'e quickly! Then shout three times that you are a fool to show your sincerity!"

"I'm sorry Fang Meng. I was too loud just now and scared you. I'm really sorry!" Silly Zhu immediately apologized to Fang Meng.

"anything else?"

Lin Fan stared at Sha Zhu and said, his calm eyes put great pressure on Sha Zhu.

"Lou Xiao'e, I'm sorry, I accidentally hurt you, I apologize to you, I hope you can forgive me!"

Silly Zhu took a deep breath, even though he was unwilling to do so, he still apologized to Lou Xiao'e.

"There's more!" Lin Fan continued to press Si Zhu.

"You're a fool, you're a fool, you're a fool!"

Silly Zhu shouted three times quickly, and then looked at Lin Fan triumphantly, "You asked me to shout, you can't blame me!"

Hearing this, everyone looked at Shazhu with incomprehensible eyes. Is Shazhu crazy? He dared to provoke Lin Fan. Even a fool knew what Lin Fan meant when he asked him to shout "You are a fool" three times.

Silly Zhu pretended to be confused, didn't he mean to anger Lin Fan?

As expected, Lin Fan strode into Xu Damao's house without saying a word, and grabbed the panicked Silly Zhu by the collar, making it impossible for him to escape even if he wanted to.

"Lin Fan, what do you want to do? I've said everything you asked me to say. You can't hit me!" Silly Zhu struggled desperately.

"Lin Fan, let go of the pillar quickly, or I will call the police!"

Yi Zhonghai became anxious when he saw this and immediately threatened Lin Fan.

"Go and call, otherwise you are my grandson!" Lin Fan replied casually, almost choking Yi Zhonghai to death.

This sentence stopped Yi Zhonghai. He didn't want to go, and it didn't matter if he didn't go, so his face turned blue and red, looking extremely ugly.

Lin Fan ignored him, but carried Silly Zhu to the large water tank in the yard, held down his head and stuffed it in.

"Grumbling..."

Silly Zhu accidentally drank a few large mouthfuls of water. When he realized what he was doing, he quickly closed his mouth and held his breath.

Then he couldn't hold it in for more than a minute and started purring again.

With water in his nose and mouth, and unable to breathe fresh air, Silly Zhu used his hands and feet to struggle desperately.

Lin Fan held him down for another ten seconds before grabbing him out. Silly Zhu immediately started breathing heavily.

However, before he could breathe for half a minute, Lin Fan pressed him in again.

This time, Silly Zhu couldn't hold on until one minute and started dancing.

Lin Fan took him out after a while, let him breathe a few breaths of fresh air, and was just about to press him in again.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm convinced, I'm convinced..."

"Grumbling..."

Before Sha Zhu finished speaking, Lin Fan pushed him in again. Everyone present could not help but sympathize with Sha Zhu, but they did not dare to speak for Sha Zhu.

Lin Fan is not someone to be trifled with. He doesn't care whether you are Yi Zhonghai or Jia Zhang, He Yuzhu or Xu Damao. He will hit you whenever he wants without any scruples.

This time Shazhu choked on the water and began to struggle before he could hold on for half a minute. However, Lin Fan still held him down for another half minute before grabbing him.

Silly Zhu didn't move after he got up. Everyone was shocked. Will Silly Zhu be drowned by Lin Fan?

"Lin Fan, you dare to kill Zhu Zhu, just wait for me! I will call the police to arrest you right now!"

Yi Zhonghai was angry and happy at the same time. He was angry because his old general Si Zhu was drowned, but he was happy because after killing Si Zhu, Lin Fan couldn't run away. He could finally avenge himself.

Yi Zhonghai couldn't use his hands well, but he ran very fast with his legs. He disappeared in the blink of an eye, obviously calling the police.

Others in the yard couldn't help but take a few steps back to stay away from Lin Fan, the murderer. Only Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e not only did not retreat, but walked to Lin Fan to express their positions.

Qin Huairu took a few steps forward, but found that Lou Xiao'e and Fang Meng had passed by, and could only stop.

Now the courtyard is clearly divided. Lin Fan is standing in the middle holding a motionless stupid pillar. Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e are standing beside him. Qin Huairu is standing alone not far away. At the far end is a group of people eating melons.

Lin Fan, Fang Meng and Lou Xiao'e looked at Qin Huairu in surprise.

Lin Fan curled his lips and didn't say much, then punched Silly Zhu in the stomach.

"Ow!"

Silly Zhu was punched awake and cried out in pain. He just fainted due to overexertion. Lin Fan could tell at a glance, so he didn't panic at all.

"What the hell, Si Zhu is not dead? Was he pretending to be dead just now? What a nonsense!"

When the onlookers saw that Silly Zhu was still alive, they relaxed again and came closer.

Lin Fan didn't look at these wallflowers and had nothing to say to them.

"Yi Zhonghai went to call the police. I think you should know what to say, otherwise you can wait for death for me!" Lin Fan said to Silly Zhu with a sneer.

Silly Zhu nodded repeatedly. He almost thought he was going to die just now. This feeling of being on the verge of death was so uncomfortable. His brain couldn't bear the desperate pressure and stopped working, which caused him to faint.

Lin Fan let go of Sha Zhu's hand, and it took Sha Zhu a long time before he got up, still feeling a little frightened.

"Comrade police, this is here, he is Lin Fan, he is the one who killed..."

After about ten minutes, Yi Zhonghai happily rushed into the yard with the police, but when he saw Si Zhu standing next to Lin Fan, he was dumbfounded and could not say a word.

"Who to kill?" Lin Fan asked with a smile.

"Yes, didn't you say he killed someone? Who did he kill?" the police asked.

"Ahem, it's me. The uncle cares about me, so there's a misunderstanding!"

Silly Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai's dead face and could only bite the bullet and speak out.

"Nonsense! If you dare to call the police before the situation is clear, aren't you kidding us?" the policeman said angrily.

"I'm sorry, I'm so concerned that I become confused!"

Yi Zhonghai apologized repeatedly, saying that because of Silly Zhu, he had made an own mistake, which was really unlucky.

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