Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Zhuzhu, what are you doing Zhuzhu?" The aunt came over quickly to stop Shazhu, and she would beat Xu Damao to death if she hit him again.

"This bastard fell into my arms smelling of alcohol. I pushed him away and he scolded me, so I punched him. Unexpectedly, he spit on my face. It disgusted me to death!" Silly Zhu Said with disgust.

Feeling the smell of his own body, he couldn't help but feel nauseous.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard, you dare to hit me, I will kill your grandma!"

Xu Damao woke up after being punched and kicked by Sha Zhu. He took a few breaths and couldn't help but curse.

"You deserve it. Who told you to walk without eyes and bump into me!" Silly Zhu also said angrily.

"Did I drink too much? Are you blind?"

"You can crash if you drink too much? Why don't you take off your clothes and dance on the street if you drink too much?"

The two men started to yell at each other like crazy, and everyone in the yard was dumbfounded.

"Zhuzhu, okay, stop arguing, go home and take a shower and change clothes. Smell your body!"

Yi Zhonghai was originally shy to see people, but his godson Silly Zhu made such a fuss that he couldn't help but come out to see what was going on.

As soon as he got close to Shazhu, he smelled a smell, and then looked at the food residue on Shazhu's face. He quickly took a few steps back to persuade Shazhu.

"Humph, I won't argue with you today, but you'll have to wait for me next time!"

Silly Zhu also couldn't stand the smell of his own body, so he was going to calm down and go home to take a shower.

"Wait a minute, you hit me and you want to leave? What a dream! If you don't apologize to me today, you won't be able to leave!" Jiu Zhuang was a coward, and Xu Damao was particularly tough today.

"You have grown up, Xu Damao. You dare to yell at me! Let me apologize. Are you dreaming about it? Are you not convinced? Come on, come on, hit me!"

Silly Zhu laughed angrily, looked around, then found a brick in the corner and handed it to Xu Damao.

"Come on, come on, aren't you convinced? If you can, slap me on the head!"

Silly Zhu put his head in front of Xu Damao and asked Xu Damao to hit him with a brick.

"Zhuzi, he drank too much. Don't be indifferent to him. Let's ignore him!" Aunt Ma quickly persuaded Shazhu that this was no joke.

"It's okay, Xu Damao is a coward, and he won't dare to take pictures if I lend him any more courage!" Silly Zhu smiled nonchalantly.

"Should I take a photo or not? If I don't take a photo, can I leave? As for asking me to apologize, don't even think about it!"

Silly Zhu asked one last time, but Xu Damao still looked blankly at the bricks in his hand.

Silly Zhu made a sound, turned around and left.

"My grass!"

Xu Damao struck hard, slapped a brick up, and opened the gourd directly for Silly Zhu.

A lot of blood instantly flowed out from the back of Silhu's head, and he finally said: "Damn it, you are really shooting. Are you a tiger?"

Then Si Zhu fell down, and Yi Zhonghai and Da Ma were at a loss for a moment.

This is the godfather I just accepted today, why do you look so horny!

"Ah, I killed someone!"

The other people in the courtyard immediately screamed in panic.

Lin Fan was somewhat impressed by Xu Damao. Although he had lost his balls, he had regained his manhood.

Then seeing the people running around the courtyard, Lin Fan felt helpless, and then he went up to check on Silly Zhu's condition.

"He's not dead yet, hurry up and send him to the hospital!" Lin Fan said to the bewildered Yi Zhonghai and his wife.

"Yes, yes, send him to the hospital!"

Auntie realized what she was doing and quickly picked up Silly Zhu on her back. Yi Zhonghai wanted to help, but his arms were broken and he was helpless. Fortunately, Xu Damao realized what he was doing and quickly threw away the bricks and helped Auntie take Silly Zhu to the hospital.

"What the hell is this!" Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but hugged Fang Meng and complained.

"Don't hug my wife, she's mine!" After saying that, Lin Fan took Fang Meng home.

"Oh, what do you mean? What can a woman like me do to Xiao Meng?" Lou Xiao'e followed the two of them to Lin Fan's house.

"That's not necessarily the case. You might be trying to catch my Meng'er's attention. After all, some women are very hungry!" Lin Fan joked casually.

"You fart, I'm still a young girl, who do you think I am!" Lou Xiao'e said angrily.

"Are you still a young girl? I don't believe it!" Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, then said suspiciously.

When Xu Damao married Lou Xiao'e, he was not yet a eunuch. He broke his shoes two or three days after the marriage and was arrested and beaten as a eunuch.

Could it be that on their wedding night, Lou Xiaoe and Xu Damao chatted all night?

"Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, just try it!" Lou Xiao'e blurted out without thinking.

"Xiao'e, what do you want Brother Lin Fan to test for you?" Fang Meng looked at Lou Xiao'e in surprise.

"Ahem, slip of the tongue, believe it or not!"

Lou Xiao'e reacted and was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in.

"Okay, I'm going to lend Brother Lin Fan to you. Let's forget about the slip of the tongue. Have you eaten? Let's eat some together?"

Fang Meng smiled slyly, and then asked casually.

"No, then I'm welcome!" Lou Xiao'e ran to the kitchen, picked up the dishes and chopsticks, and served the table.

"When have you ever been polite?" Lin Fan curled his lips and deliberately teased her.

"Tch, it was Xiao Meng who invited me to eat, not you. What are you talking about?" Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but retort.

"I'll go, I have such a bad temper, believe it or not, I'll beat you up?" Lin Fan joked with her.

Who knew Lou Xiao'e would be more bold, "Is it like beating Xiao Meng during the day two days ago?"

Fang Meng's face instantly turned red when he heard this, and his ears were almost bleeding.

"Xiao'e, you also came to my house that day? Did you hear it too?" Fang Meng asked in a voice like a mosquito.

Looking at the shy Fang Meng, Lou Xiao'e smiled mischievously and said, "Yes, sisters Yu Li and Yu Haitang also heard it later, right?"

"What? And Yu Li!"

Fang Meng knew that Yu Haitang had heard it, because she had already teased herself about it, but she didn't expect that Yu Li was involved!

"Brother Lin Fan, it's all your fault. If you do it in broad daylight, I won't be able to see anyone anymore!" Fang Meng couldn't help complaining about Lin Fan.

"It's normal for a man to love a woman and to eat and drink. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Now that Lou Xiao'e and Yu Li have experienced it, Yu Haitang must be getting better too. It's the same for everyone!" Lin Fan comforted Fang. Dream.

"I told you I didn't. On our wedding night, I disliked Xu Damao's cowardice and rushed him to a chair to sleep. If not for this, I guess he wouldn't have gone to the countryside to break his shoes the next day, so something happened to Xu Damao. , I also have a little responsibility."

"Xiao'e, what you said is wrong. It's none of your business if he breaks his shoes. Whether a man can control his lower body depends on whether he is conscious of it. Even if you didn't drive him out of bed that day, after he quarrels with you in the future, Can we go to the countryside to get worn-out shoes?"

Fang Meng corrected Lou Xiao'e's thinking. Regarding Xu Damao's broken shoes, Fang Meng felt that Lou Xiao'e was not wrong at all.