Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Yi Zhonghai saw his eldest mother being hugged by Mrs. Jia Zhang, but he couldn't lift his pants, so he could only yell and run home.

"thump!"

But he forgot that his pants were taken off by Jia Zhang, and they were piled up around his ankles. As soon as he started running, he kicked his right foot with his left foot, fell down, and fell to the ground, unable to get up.

At this moment, the white buttocks were exposed from the two big holes. All the young wives in the courtyard covered their eyes, but the old ladies watched with gusto.

"Don't tell me, Lao Yi's butt is quite white!"

Liu Haizhong looked at it carefully, and then objectively commented on Yi Zhonghai's butt.

"Indeed, but it seems a bit excessive for us to leave it alone, right?"

Yan Bugui nodded, but he also thought that he was the uncle, so it would be bad if he didn't care.

"You are the only uncle in the yard now. I listen to you. I am not the second uncle anymore. I don't care!" Liu Haizhong said casually.

Yan Bugui choked, shook his head, and went up to help Yi Zhonghai up and pull up his pants.

"Third uncle, is this your first time lifting a man's pants? How does it feel?" Lin Fan teased Yan Bugui.

"Don't tell me, I feel weird. What is the first time to lift a man's pants? This is my first time to lift a man's pants. I have only lifted my son's pants before!"

Hearing Lin Fan's teasing, Yan Bugui couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"The third uncle is indeed the third uncle. As soon as he helped Yi Zhonghai lift his pants, he took advantage of Yi Zhonghai with his back legs."

"Lin Fan, please don't talk nonsense. When did I take advantage of Lao Yi? Why didn't I know?"

Yan Bugui was anxious, he didn't mind taking advantage, but he really didn't take advantage, so he couldn't be wronged!

"Didn't you say that you only helped your son lift his pants? Then isn't Yi Zhonghai your son?" Lin Fan said with a smile.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone in the courtyard laughed, and Yan Bugui couldn't help but laugh.

"Lao Yi, I definitely didn't mean it. I just said it casually. Don't take it seriously!"

After Yan Bugui finished laughing, he couldn't help but explain to Yi Zhonghai again.

Yi Zhonghai said nothing, but his face was as dark as ink, indicating that he was serious.

Yi Zhonghai was completely humiliated today. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became. Then he ignored the aunt who was hugged by Jia Zhang and walked quickly home.

"Yi Zhonghai, be careful, your pants have fallen down again!" Lin Fan warned loudly.

Yi Zhonghai, who was striding like a meteor, stumbled and almost fell again. He turned his head and glared at Lin Fan fiercely before running towards home again.

Auntie quickly broke away from Jia Zhang and ran home, apparently to comfort Yi Zhonghai.

"Jia Zhang, you are the only one left now, why are you still making trouble? Have you ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag?" Lin Fan said to Jia Zhang in a sinister tone.

"Oh, my face hurts so much. I have to go home and apply medicine. I will settle the score with you next time!"

Jia Zhang put down her harsh words, got up and ran away.

"Okay, let's disperse. Jia Zhang's illness occurs every day, so everyone can get used to it!" Yan Bugui began to disperse the crowd.

"Sister, look at what kind of yard you got married into. There are all kinds of monsters and monsters in this yard. The day has not passed yet, and there have already been two farces!" Yu Haitang couldn't help but whisper in Yu Li's ear. .

"Marry a chicken, follow the chicken, marry the dog, follow the dog, that's it. Every family has its own scriptures that are difficult to recite. Can you guarantee that other places will be better than here?"

Yu Li didn't care. It was just a farce, and it had nothing to do with her. She just watched the fun.

"Okay, if anything happens in the future, you can ask Lin Fan for help. You have also seen that he is very good at literature and martial arts!" Yu Haitang said strangely.

"It's really powerful. The big mouth beat made me scared, but if he did that in broad daylight, I'm afraid he's not a good person!" Yu Li said with some worry.

"Isn't that an advantage for you?" Yu Haitang blurted out without thinking.

"What did you say?"

"Ah, I told you not to think too much. What's wrong with being intimate with your wife? There's not much difference between day and night!"

"The difference is huge..."

"What are you two sisters mumbling about? Go home!"

Yu Li wanted to say more, but Yan Jiecheng came over and interrupted them.

Lin Fan had already brought Fang Meng back home, and Fang Meng looked at Lin Fan with a half-smile.

"What's wrong, Meng'er, looking at me like this?" Lin Fan was a little confused.

"My mother-in-law caught me stealing something and came to the door. Brother Lin Fan, what do you have to say?" Fang Meng asked curiously.

"Anything about eating secretly was all before marriage. I have never done this after marriage!"

"What should we call that behavior?"

"A lonely man and a widow can relieve loneliness and relieve stress?" Lin Fan asked tentatively.

"I'm not fussy, I just can't see through it. Although Qin Huairu is good-looking, she is a mother of three children. How can you do it?" Fang Meng asked with interest.

"Then she wants to be taught how to make fitters, but the Jia family is so poor that they can't pay for it, but I can't work for nothing, so I can only make do with it and relax!" Lin Fan began to quibble.

"You always have a point in your quibbles!" Fang Meng couldn't help but bite Lin Fan's arm.

"They are all young, frivolous and ignorant. Thank you Meng'er for your understanding!"

"Really? Will you do it again in the future?"

"That's not necessarily true. After all, a man is a boy until he dies!"

"go to hell!"

The two people got into a fuss, and then it developed into a scene that was not suitable for children.

……

"Huai Ru, I was also bewitched by Yi Zhonghai, and that's why I did this. You see, you slapped me too, and I won't argue with you. How about we just pretend that this never happened? "

Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu who was silent and felt a little guilty.

"It didn't happen? Now everyone in the hospital knows it, how can you pretend it didn't happen?" Qin Huairu said coldly.

"Hey, this is not what I said, this is all what you said!"

Jia Zhang felt that she was just chasing Qin Huairu and fighting her. It was Qin Huairu who said it herself, so she took the opportunity to act violently. She cannot be blamed.

"You are really thick-skinned. You are not the one who won't give up. Can I tell this? My mother-in-law wants to sell her daughter-in-law for money. Is this possible for a human being to do?"

"What are you selling? Don't speak so harshly. Yi Zhonghai is right. Silly Zhu has no major shortcomings except that he is a little older. It is enough to match you. Do you really think of yourself as a piece of cake? You don't have to be a widow. My Jia family can live a good life and get the best of both worlds, but you have to make it so complicated, can you blame me?"

"Also, don't think that I can't tell the way you look at Lin Fan. You're almost dripping with water. How dare you say that you don't admire him? Do you think I don't understand? I haven't caught any evidence, otherwise I would never I won’t let it go!”

When Jia Zhang saw that Qin Huairu wouldn't let her go down any steps, she couldn't help but fall out.