Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

Lin Fan was eating happily at home. Jia Zhang also saw it. She also saw Lin Fan throwing a can just now.

"Prodigal son, you eat so many cans by yourself and you don't know how to send some to my family. Don't you know that my sweet grandson hasn't eaten canned food yet?"

Jia Zhang quietly ran to the place where Lin Fan threw the canned herring and picked up the canned food.

Banggeng was very excited when he saw grandma coming back after picking up a can.

"Grandma, grandma, where did you get the can? I want to eat it, open it quickly."

Jia Zhang smiled proudly, "Lin Fan, that prodigal son, just threw away such a good can. He really can't live a good life."

"Grandma has prescribed it for you, let the two of us eat it."

"Okay, grandma, hurry up, I want to eat!" Bangge couldn't wait.

It was the first time that Jia Zhang ate canned food. It was difficult to open the canned food, but a smell came out.

"Ugh, grandma, is this can expired?" Bangge felt a little nauseous.

"Impossible, that prodigal son Lin Fan is eating with gusto!"

"Maybe it's just like stinky tofu. It smells bad and tastes delicious!" Mrs. Jia Zhang comforted him.

Banggeng looked at the herring in the can and there was some turbid water in it. He was a little scared and didn't dare to try it.

Mrs. Jia Zhang was more courageous. She picked one with chopsticks and put it into her mouth with a frown. An indescribable taste made Mrs. Jia Zhang's face distorted.

Banggeng was frightened, thinking that Jia Zhang was poisoned by eating expired cans.

"Someone come quickly, someone come quickly!" Banggeng yelled and rushed out.

Xiao Dang, who was playing outside, ran back home. Seeing his grandma eating a can of turbid food with a distorted face, he was so frightened that he ran out.

"Someone, please come. My grandma was poisoned after eating shit. Someone, please come."

The voices of the two children quickly attracted everyone in the courtyard.

Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai also came back at this time and saw Bang Gang and Xiao Dang yelling there.

"What's wrong, Banggeng, what's wrong with your grandma?" Qin Huairu asked quickly.

"Grandma, she, she, she, she was poisoned!" Bangjie said out of breath.

"What, you're poisoned, what did you eat?" Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai asked immediately.

"Eat shit, grandma is eating shit!" Xiao Dang said in a milky voice.

"What? Eat shit?" Everyone present was disgusted. Is Mrs. Jia Zhang crazy?

Everyone hurriedly ran to Jia's house. By this time, Jia Zhang had discovered the deliciousness of canned herring.

She was too lazy to pay attention to her grandchildren who ran out. It would be better if they went out and ate them all themselves.

When everyone arrived at Jia's house, they felt a little nauseous smelling the stench in the air and seeing Jia Zhang eating strange things.

Many people thought she was eating shit and couldn't bear it anymore, so they vomited it out.

"Mom, what are you eating? Are you eating shit?" Qin Huairu asked worriedly.

Is Ms. Jia Zhang out of her mind? What is she eating? She looks disgusting.

When Jia Zhang saw the person coming, she immediately finished the canned herring and drank all the soup in the can. It was a bit salty, so Jia Zhang bared her teeth.

"Ouch!" Everyone couldn't bear it anymore and vomited out.

"What's wrong with you?" Jia Zhang came out and asked everyone.

Everyone quickly backed away and looked at Jia Zhang with horrified expressions, "Don't come over!"

"You misunderstood. I was eating canned food just now, not shit. Don't listen to the nonsense of that silly girl Xiaodang."

Jia Zhang saw everyone avoiding her, and then remembered that Xiaodang had just shouted that she was eating shit, so she quickly explained to everyone.

"Isn't that shit?" everyone asked in unison.

"It's not really. It seems to be a kind of canned fish. It smells bad and tastes good. It tastes really good."

Everyone calmed down. They just had to eat shit, otherwise they really couldn't accept it.

"Where did you get the canned food? It's such a strange canned food?" Qin Huairu couldn't help but ask.

"That, I'll pick it up..."

"Well, someone gave it to me."

Jia Zhang was about to say that she picked it up, but suddenly she realized that it was not nice to say that she picked it up, so she changed to saying that it was given by someone else.

But everyone present was a human spirit, so they naturally heard that Jia Zhang had picked up the can.

They all looked at Jia Zhang with strange expressions. They dared to eat the things they picked up. Aren't they afraid of being poisoned?

"Mom, are you sure you can eat the cans that others give you? I've never heard of such stinky cans."

When Jia Zhang heard it, she was also stunned. Yes, she had never heard of such a can.

"Lin Fan threw it away and I picked it up to eat. He must have wanted to harm me!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang yelled angrily, as if Lin Fan had deliberately framed her.

Lin Fan was yelled out by her, "Stop barking, you fat bitch is barking like a pig-killer."

"Lin Fan, did you deliberately try to harm me with the can?" Jia Zhang became even more angry.

"Did I give you a can? I just remember that I threw a can and you picked it up and ate it?"

"You must have deliberately eaten canned food to satisfy me, and then thrown one out to seduce me and let me fall into the trap to achieve your goal."

Jia Zhang felt as if she was possessed by Di Renjie at this moment, and her thoughts were flowing, and she could see through Lin Fan's purpose at a glance.

"Do you have a persecution delusion? I framed you when I had nothing to do. Are you worthy of it?"

Lin Fan licked his ears and couldn't believe Jia Zhang's brain circuit.

Lin Fan had to be impressed by this way of thinking.

"Lin Fan, is what Jia Zhang said true? Are you too evil to use cans to plot against people?"

Yi Zhonghai interrupted. He had long been dissatisfied with Lin Fan.

"This may be a misunderstanding. Lin Fan just threw a can casually, and my mother-in-law happened to pick it up."

Qin Huairu opened her mouth to defend Lin Fan.

"Okay, you little bitch, did you have an affair with him, and you actually talked for him?"

"Mom, what are you talking about? You picked that thing up yourself, and Lin Fan didn't give it to you. How could he plot against you?"

Lin Fan glanced at Yi Zhonghai with a sneer, "That's called canned herring. Although I don't like eating it and threw it away, it is indeed a good can. If you don't know, don't yell here. I tell you to study more." , you want to raise pigs."

Everyone understood immediately. Lin Fan got a special kind of canned fish, but he couldn't get used to it, so he threw it away.

Then Mr. Jia and Zhang picked it up and ate it. Everyone first mistook the can for shit, and then mistook it for being bad. They were embarrassed.

"That's right, grandma, didn't you say that was canned fish? Why did you finish it by yourself? You even finished the soup and didn't leave any for me."

Bangge understood. That canned fish was a special kind of canned fish. It was not bad and could be eaten.

So he quickly grabbed the can, only to find that not to mention the fish, even the fish soup had been finished by Jia Zhang.

"Well, the more I ate, the more I felt. I finished it before I knew it."

Ms. Jia Zhang felt very guilty. She was just afraid that Banggeng would snatch her cans, so she drank all the soup.