Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

Lin Fan went home after finishing the table. He still had to practice the Huangdi Neijing today. This is a necessary homework every day and cannot be left behind.

Jia Zhang no longer said that she wanted to seek revenge from Lin Fan. Even if she didn't want to admit it, she knew that she was far from Lin Fan's opponent.

But if something happens to Lin Fan, then she, Jia Zhang, will definitely come out and step on him.

Time soon came to night, and the courtyard fell into silence. Xu Damao sneaked to the door of Shazhu's house.

His nose was covered with cloth, he was holding a cage in his left hand and a thin bamboo tube in his right hand.

Xu Damao took out a bamboo tube and blew smoke into Shazhu's house through the window.

Today Xu Damao told Lou Xiao'e that he came back late after going to Deputy Factory Director Li to beg for a transfer.

This is true, but in fact he also bought a cigarette, which was sold to him by a traveler.

The man also showed him a show on the spot, using just a little bit of smoke to charm a big black dog.

Xu Damao was overjoyed and bought it directly.

Xu Damao blew in the smoke and listened carefully outside for a while. He found that there was no movement, so he tried to push the door.

Then he was pleasantly surprised to find that Shazhu didn't lock the door, "Sinzhu, you deserve to be unlucky today!"

Xu Damao walked into the house, closed the door, and then walked quietly to the silly column's bed.

He pushed Shazhu and found that Shazhu had fallen asleep.

But just in case, he picked up the cigarette and blew it into Shazhu's nostrils, making Shazhu sleep deeper.

Then Xu Damao took out a mouse from the cage. This mouse had been hungry for a day and a night.

Xu Damao took off Sha Zhu's pants, "Si Zhu, I want you to taste my pain. Only in this way can you understand my feelings!"

Xu Damao put the mouse on the small silly pillar. The hungry mouse bit it down and bled.

"Good bite, Silly Zhu, when you wake up tomorrow morning, you will find the surprise I have prepared for you!"

Xu Damao chuckled, then quietly left with his things.

The hungry mouse took a bite from the left and a bite from the right, making Silly Zhu's face still twitching even though he was in a coma.

Early the next morning, Silly Zhu felt severe pain in his lower body.

He looked down and found that his lower body was bloody and bloody, and there was a mouse between his legs.

"Oh, damn, damn!"

Silly Zhu didn't know that his lower body was bitten by a mouse.

Silly Zhu punched the mouse, but the mouse ran away cleverly.

"Ahhhh, kill you, kill you, I'm going to kill you!"

Silly Zhu yelled wildly, dragging his injured body and chasing the mouse.

"What happened? Go and have a look!"

Everyone in the courtyard heard Sha Zhu's heart-rending shouts and all ran over.

"what!"

When a female neighbor saw Si Zhu's bloody lower body, she was so frightened that she ran away screaming.

Even men can't help but feel numb after watching this scene.

That Silly Pillar thing should be useless, right? No, it's definitely useless.

Lin Fan blocked Fang Meng's sight, glanced at Silly Zhu thoughtfully, and then at Xu Damao.

There was something wrong with this. Xu Damao should have done it, but how he did it, Lin Fan hadn't guessed yet.

Because although Xu Damao tried his best to control his expression, it was a pity that the joy on his face could not be suppressed at all.

"Death to me!"

Silly Zhu chased for a long time, finally caught the mouse, and angrily tore it into several pieces.

In a rage, Shazhu's eyesight went dark and he fell down.

"Zhuzhu, what's wrong with you Zhuzhu?"

The deaf old lady came over unexpectedly. She heard someone said that something happened to Silly Pillar, so she hurried over and happened to see this scene.

"Zhonghai, send Silly Zhu to the hospital quickly!" the deaf old lady shouted in panic.

"Old lady, my two arms can't use any strength, how can I give this away!" Yi Zhonghai said helplessly.

"Shuhua, go!" The deaf old lady directed the aunt again.

"The pillar is too heavy, I can't lift it!"

The aunt quickly stepped forward to help Si Zhu, but it was a pity that she had to carry Si Zhu to the hospital. She did not have the strength.

"Lin Fan, push your bicycle out and ask Shuhua to take Shazhu to the hospital!"

The deaf old lady looked around and found Lin Fan watching the excitement, and couldn't help but order him.

"Just treat your brain retardation. Who do you think you are, worthy of commanding me?"

Lin Fan rolled his eyes. This damn old woman didn't really think she was the ancestor of the courtyard house, did she?

"You're still trying to push back on matters involving human life, are you still a human being?"

The deaf old lady pointed at Lin Fan tremblingly. She was very anxious now, but it was a pity that Lin Fan didn't listen to her at all.

"No, did you hear me? As long as I don't have morals, you can't kidnap me morally!"

"Yan Bugui, where's your bicycle? Push it over quickly!"

The deaf old lady was almost angry to death by Lin Fan, but now the most important thing was to send Silly Zhu to the hospital, so she focused on Yan Bugui.

"Old lady, I have to go to work later!"

Of course Yan Bugui didn't want to. The lower part of the stupid column was bloody and bloody. It would be terrible if it dripped on his bicycle!

"You can't walk? Didn't you always walk before there was a car? Why are you being pretentious now? If anything happens to Silly Zhu, I will hang him in your house!"

The deaf old lady saw that a mere Yanbu Gui dared to refute her, so she couldn't help but became furious and threatened Yanbu Gui.

"Okay, okay, I'll push it right now!"

Yan Bu Gui is scared. If this old lady hangs herself in his house, how unlucky would it be?

Then the aunt ran away on Yan Bugui's bicycle, followed by the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai.

Yan Bugui felt very distressed when he saw his aunt pedaling her bicycle until it was almost smoking.

"I feel sorry for you, Third Master, then you can lend it to them!" Lin Fan teased Yan Bugui with a smile.

"Lin Fan, I'm not you. I don't have the confidence to reject the deaf old lady!"

Yan Bugui couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, of course he would not borrow it if he had a choice.

But if the deaf old lady is unreasonable and makes her angry, she will cry, make trouble, and hang herself, even worse than Jia Zhang.

She was so old, and it was hard for me to argue with her, so I could only grit my teeth and accept this fact.

"You guys, even if you are scared by her, she dares to hang herself? This is all to scare you!"

Lin Fan said with disdain, he didn't believe that the deaf old lady was really not afraid of death.

"We don't dare to bet on this possibility. One more thing is worse than one less thing. We would rather put things aside!" Yan Bugui said, shaking his head.

Unlike modern people like Lin Fan, people in the 60s generally believe that one more thing is worse than one less thing, and even if something happens, they should make it a big deal and make it a trivial matter!

"Okay, since it's your choice, I won't say more!"

Lin Fan took Fang Meng back to wash up and have breakfast. Some people couldn't stand up after kneeling for a long time. It was useless to talk.