Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"I know I'm not a good person, but there are no good people in this yard either. Everyone has their own plans."

"The first man and the deaf old lady are partial to Silly Zhu because they hope Silly Zhu will provide for them in their old age, and it is impossible for me to provide for them in their old age!"

Xu Damao looked at the innocent Lou Xiao'e and almost laughed out of anger at her.

In this yard, there is no distinction between good and bad, only whether it is valuable or not.

If you have value, others will treat you well; if you have no value, no one will care about you.

Xu Damao admits that he is not a good person, but is Silly Zhu a good person?

Everyone is the same, so don't laugh at the fifty steps and laugh at the hundred steps. The deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai are selfish, so they favor Silly Zhu.

"I don't know what's going on in your yard. I'll observe it myself. You better not lie to me!"

"Except for Lin Fan and his wife who came from the countryside, I don't know anyone else in the courtyard. Everyone else is the same. Yi Zhonghai advocates loving the courtyard every day and everyone being harmonious and friendly. In my opinion, the courtyard is full of birds and beasts!"

Xu Damao said angrily, am I a bad person? So can you find good people in this yard?

"The courtyard is full of animals, do the animals here include you?" Lou Xiao'e didn't know what to say.

"Of course, I tell the truth, we are all beasts, don't think that the deaf old lady is a good person!" Xu Damao reminded Lou Xiao'e.

"Can't you? I think she is cheerful and kind!" Lou Xiao'e said in disbelief.

"You know people but not their hearts. If you think she is a good person, she must be plotting against you. What did you say to her today?"

"It's nothing. She just asked me to help her buy a pair of cloth shoes for her relatives. She couldn't be trying to use my little money, right?"

"She's a relative, where does she come from?" Xu Damao said angrily.

"Where does the old deaf lady come from? She is a five-guarantee household and has no one to support her, so the state only supports her!"

"What size shoes?"

"45 yards!" Lou Xiao'e didn't know who to believe at this time, so she just responded reflexively.

"That's the shoe size of Silly Zhu. Did the deaf old woman say good things about Silly Zhu to you?"

"This one……"

Lou Xiao'e hesitated a bit, she was not good at lying.

"Damn it, the damn old deaf woman is poaching me, she's going to die!" Xu Damao cursed loudly.

"Can't you?"

Lou Xiao'e still couldn't believe that the deaf old lady was such a person.

"Hmph, if you don't believe it, then just buy it and see if the last pair of shoes will fit on the feet of an idiot!"

Xu Damao looked at Lou Xiao'e with hatred, saying that for this reason, Lou Xiao'e was so stupid that she still refused to face the fact that the deaf old lady had ulterior motives.

"I will verify it myself. If these shoes are really bought for Silly Zhu, then I will naturally keep a distance from the deaf old lady!"

Lou Xiao'e stood up and finished speaking firmly, and then went to bed.

What Xu Damao said shocked her so much that she didn't know whether to believe it or not, so she had to verify it herself.

Lou Xiao'e felt very tired. Before she got married, she was carefree in the Lou family. She never imagined that her future life would be like what it is today.

First, her husband cheated and was paraded on the street, and her reputation was completely lost. Then, the elders who recognized her may be hypocrites and were deceived. She felt that her life was full of conspiracies and calculations.

Lou Xiao'e was lying on the bed with her thoughts running wild, and she fell asleep at some point.

As for Xu Damao, knowing that the deaf old lady dared to poach him, he thought it was intolerable.

So he found the croton that had been gathering dust for a long time at home and prepared to add some ingredients to the old deaf lady.

In the middle of the night, he carefully observed Lou Xiao'e and found that after she fell asleep, he walked out of the door quietly.

Then I arrived at the deaf old lady's house, opened her kitchen door, put all the crotons into the kitchen water tank, and quietly returned home.

"If you dare to undercut me, you'll be lucky if I don't collapse you!" Xu Damao thought to himself.

The next morning, the deaf old lady took a ladle of water from the water tank and started to make porridge.

Xu Damao was at home and found the old deaf lady with smoke coming out of her chimney, looking like she was watching a good show.

The deaf old lady made the porridge, put it on the table and started to sip it.

Although the deaf old lady is old, her hands and feet are actually very flexible and she can even trot. I don’t know why she uses a cane every day.

While drinking, the deaf old lady felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach, but she didn't care.

But after a while, her stomach hurt more and more, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore, and the deaf old lady started to scream.

"Someone, help me!" the deaf old lady began to cry.

Yi Zhonghai heard it first, so he and his aunt rushed to the deaf old lady's house to check the situation.

Other people in the yard also rushed over, and many people even squeezed into the room.

"What happened? Why did the old lady fall to the ground?" Yi Zhonghai hurriedly approached the deaf old lady and asked.

"Zhonghai, hurry, hurry..."

"Oh, what are you doing quickly? Old lady, please make it clear!"

"Oh!"

A loud fart caused the deaf old lady to endure diarrhea for a long time and she couldn't control it!

The old deaf lady's pants were covered in shit, and even Yi Zhonghai's face was chipped.

"Ouch, vomit!"

Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but vomit, it was really disgusting.

"Zhonghai, I'm sorry, I couldn't control myself just now!" the deaf old lady said with a guilty conscience.

"..." Yi Zhonghai didn't want to speak, and even wanted the deaf old lady to taste that disgusting thing.

"Get out of the way, it's coming again!" the deaf old lady said loudly.

Yi Zhonghai rolled away and crawled away, fearing that he would collapse again.

Xu Damao looked at the crowd, expressionless, but happy in his heart.

This time not only did the deaf old lady suffer from diarrhea, but she also collapsed into Yi Zhonghai. This was killing two birds with one stone!

Although Xu Damao had no expression on his face, Lou Xiao'e still glanced at him suspiciously.

Yesterday, Xu Damao was so angry when he heard about what the deaf old lady did. Today, the deaf old lady had diarrhea and Xu Damao didn't gloat about her misfortune. It's very unreasonable!

"Old lady, what's wrong with you? Do you want me to take you to the hospital?" Yi Zhonghai asked with concern,

"I don't know either. I just ate breakfast, and then the pain in my stomach became more and more painful. Later, I couldn't help but have diarrhea."

"Old lady, where does the rice you use to make porridge come from?"

Yi Zhonghai asked. He suspected that the rice was rancid, which caused the deaf old lady to have diarrhea.

"The rice is from yesterday. It shouldn't be rancid, right?"

The deaf old lady also guessed what Yi Zhonghai suspected.

"Then how did you become like this..." Yi Zhonghai hesitated.

"I don't know, I can't do it anymore, hurry up, hurry up!" The deaf old lady didn't say a few words, but she felt again.

She was rolling on the ground with a stomachache and kept squirting, which resulted in a room full of shit.

"Run, run, it's too dangerous here!" Everyone was shocked and rushed out.