Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am
Chapter 1137 Eye Problems
"Okay, okay, I'll do it again. Watch me carefully and don't let her move!"
Chi Pan was so angry that he was ready to try again, but he had learned his lesson and ordered his men to keep an eye on Song Yinzhang and not let her avoid him.
"Don't worry, Yanei, she won't be able to hide with us watching!"
"That's good. Here I come!"
Hearing his subordinates' assurances, Chi Pan nodded with satisfaction. Although he did not believe Song Yinzhang, he still believed in his subordinates.
Then Chi Pan rushed towards Song Yinzhang again, but this time he didn't push him, but bumped into him hard. It was Song Yinzhang who said he was blind.
"thump!"
If nothing unexpected happened, an accident would happen. Chi Pan fell flat on his face again. He didn't hit anything, but instead he hurt himself badly.
Song Yinzhang laughed so hard that he was out of breath when he saw this. This guy was so unlucky.
"Ya Nei!"
Chi Pan's men were shocked when they saw this and quickly helped him up.
"How is it possible, He Si, did she move just now?"
Chi Pan couldn't accept the reality that he had failed again, so he held his subordinate He Si's fat face and questioned him.
"No, Yanei!"
He Si shook his big head slightly. He had been staring at Song Yinzhang and didn't notice her moving.
"Then why did I fall again?"
Chi Pan gently pulled He Si's face to express his dissatisfaction.
"Um, Yanei, look, is there a possibility that your eyesight is not good?"
He Si looked at Chi Pan's current appearance with a strange expression. He seemed to want to tell Chi Pan something, but was afraid that Chi Pan would be angry, so he could only give a hint in a tactful way.
"Bullshit, my eyesight is very good. Why are you moving around so much? You even have double vision!"
"Yanei, you are holding my face, how can I shake it? I said there is something wrong with your eyes!"
Hearing Chi Pan's words, He Si was speechless. His face was held by Chi Pan. How on earth should he shake to create a double image?
"I have a problem? What's wrong with me?"
After being reminded by He Si again, Chi Pan also realized that something was wrong.
"Look, sir!"
He Si broke free from Chi Pan's hands, ran to a stall nearby, picked up a bronze mirror and handed it to Chi Pan.
"Huh? Who is this ugly guy in the mirror?"
"It's you, Yanei!"
"Why am I cross-eyed?"
Chi Pan looked at the cross-eyed person in the mirror in disbelief. No wonder he didn't hit anyone even after two collisions. His eyes were squeezed together, so how could he see the person's position clearly?
"I don't know either, Yanei. Did you eat something wrong?"
"You ate the wrong thing. I was fine just now. Oh, I know it. It was this crazy woman who bumped into me. She broke my eyes. Catch her for me!"
Upon hearing this, Chi Pan glared at He Si fiercely, but his cross-eyed look really did not have any deterrent effect. If He Si had not been trying hard to hold back, he might have laughed out loud.
Chi Pan was a little angry and embarrassed at this moment. Before being bumped into by Song Yinzhang, he was a handsome young man, but now he has become cross-eyed. How can he go out and meet people in the future?
"Don't mess around, or I'll be rude to you!"
Seeing this, Sun Sanniang picked up a silver hairpin from the stall next to her and waved it a few times, then stood in front of Song Yinzhang and pretended to stab him, scaring Chi Pan's men so much that they quickly stepped back.
"Come on, all of you. If you get hurt, the medical expenses will be on me, and you can also get paid to recover. If you die, the resettlement allowance will be increased tenfold!"
Seeing that his four or five men were actually frightened by a woman like Sun Sanniang, Chi Pan immediately shouted anxiously.
Money makes the world go round. With the temptation of money, Chi Pan's men were no longer afraid of getting hurt and they all surrounded Song Yinzhang and Sun Sanniang.
"Brother-in-law, save me!"
Song Yinzhang quickly pulled Sun Sanniang back behind Lin Fan. With the god Lin Fan around, she had nothing to be afraid of.
"Oh!"
Lin Fan casually slapped his hands, and several of Chi Pan's men immediately fell to the ground, smashing the roadside stalls to pieces and lying on the ground groaning.
"You know martial arts?! What's so great about knowing martial arts? This is the emperor's territory. When the government officials come, let's see what you will do!"
Seeing that Lin Fan's martial arts were so high, Chi Pan took a few steps back in fear, but perhaps he felt that this was a loss of face, so he did not forget to say something harsh.
"Oh? It seems like your people started it first. I was just defending myself. Are you sure what the government will do to me?"
Hearing this, Lin Fan glanced at Chi Pan with a half-smile, then said nonchalantly.
"Do you think the government only looks at the facts? And the fact is that you guys knocked me into a cross-eyed state. This is your responsibility. I don't believe that I, Chi Pan, a local tyrant in Tokyo and the head of the Twelve Trades, can't take down a few outsiders like you!"
Chi Pan has already seen that Lin Fan and his group are not from Tokyo, so he is ready to let Lin Fan know what it means that a strong dragon cannot defeat a local snake.
"So do you want to live with cross-eyes like this from now on?"
"Can you cure me?"
Hearing Lin Fan's words, Chi Pan's eyes immediately lit up. Although he wanted to teach Lin Fan and the others a lesson, he still wanted to return to normal more.
"easy."
"Then cure my cross-eyes and I won't hold this crazy woman responsible!"
Chi Pan pointed at his cross-eyed eyes, then pointed at Song Yinzhang and said.
"It's not that simple. You still have to find a house and a restaurant for us in Tokyo!"
Chi Pan is a local tyrant, so Lin Fan decided to tame him so that Song Yinzhang and Sun Sanniang, who were planning to stay in Tokyo, would have a backer.
Asking Chi Pan to help find accommodation and a restaurant is only temporary, there will be many more things for him to do in the future.
"Are you blackmailing me? Don't think that I am the boss of the Twelve Trades in Tokyo. I am stupid and rich. In Tokyo, every inch of land is worth a lot of money. Do you know how much a house and a restaurant cost?"
Chi Pan's face suddenly changed when he heard this. Lin Fan was obviously blackmailing him.
"If people knew that the boss of the Twelve Gangs in Tokyo had a cross-eye..."
"Are you still threatening me?"
"If your lover Zhang Haohao knew that you had become cross-eyed..."
"Let's discuss this!"
Chi Pan was threatened by Lin Fan, but he had no way to resist and could only surrender.
"Don't worry, we are not the kind of people who will not give up even if we are right. As long as you bring in a suitable house and restaurant, we will give you the market price and will not take advantage of you."
Seeing Chi Pan looking at him with resentment, Lin Fan couldn't help but smile, then patted him on the shoulder and said something comforting.
"You said it, as long as I offer you the house and the restaurant, you have to buy them at the market price, and you have to cure my cross-eyes and prevent them from recurring!"
Chi Pan's eyes lit up when he heard this, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and then he discussed the conditions with Lin Fan.
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