Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

Fang Meng will definitely be shocked when he discovers his changes.

But the ultimate beneficiary is Lin Fan, after all, he is the one enjoying...

Ahem, I couldn't think about it anymore, Lin Fan quickly suppressed his racing thoughts.

"Brother Lin Fan, I feel like my clothes are a little too small and a little tight!" While eating, Fang Meng also noticed that something was wrong.

"Ah, why have I grown so big?" Fang Meng looked down in confusion and found that he could hardly see his toes.

"Did you do this?" Fang Meng said shyly and angrily.

"Hahaha, isn't this great? Isn't the bodybuilding pill very effective?" Lin Fan couldn't stop laughing.

"Your elixirs are as unscrupulous as you. Where does this body-building pill come from? I think it's a breast enhancement pill, right?" Fang Meng looked at the place that was one size larger in distress.

"It's okay. It turns out that yours is a bit smaller and feels wrong when you hold it. Now that it's a bigger size, it definitely feels better in the hand!" Lin Fan said with a smirk.

"You are still laughing, I will bite you to death!" Fang Meng threw Lin Fan directly and fought with him.

"Forgive me!"

"Change back to me, I feel weird, or I will bite you to death!"

"I can't change back. Do you think I'm a god? Even if the elixir works, I can still take it back?"

"Ouch, I'll bite you to death!" Fang Meng was so embarrassed and angry that she rolled around on the bed with Lin Fan.

As they rolled around, something was wrong with the atmosphere. Fang Meng felt that the situation was not good and was ready to escape.

Lin Fan grabbed him back and said, "Bold monster, I want you to show your true colors and see my mighty Tianlong!"

……

At this time, Xu Damao was cursing Silly Zhu in a low voice at Xu Damao's house.

"Silly Zhu, Silly Zhu, your mouth really stinks. As soon as you open your mouth, I want to swell your mouth. You still laugh at me, right? I'll let you try it when I get the chance. Let you follow I am the same, only in this way will you not laugh at me!"

Xu Damao smiled sickly, and it seemed that his psychology was a little distorted.

It seems that not being able to be a man will have some impact on his character.

No wonder the dead eunuch in the palace always spoke in a weird and arrogant way.

It's a pity for Xu Damao, there is no evil-proof sword manual to practice, otherwise the God of War in the Siheyuan is nothing, and Silly Zhu can only become Xu Damao's subordinate.

Although Xu Damao's psychology has changed a lot, he hid it very well today. He looked calm during the meeting, but his attitude was a bit shabby.

But this is normal. After all, he has suffered blows one after another, and it is understandable that he is in a bad state.

Everyone in the courtyard thought that he was mentally and physically exhausted from a series of blows, so they didn't pay attention to his attitude.

Except for Lin Fan who noticed something strange, no one else noticed anything wrong with Xu Damao.

After Xu Damao scolded Silly Zhu, he lay weakly on the bed, looked down at himself, and felt sad. This thing can only be used for peeing in the future, so what use do I need this iron rod?

Lou Xiao'e went home and has not come back to this day. Xu Damao did not dare to go to Lou's house to ask for someone else, otherwise he was really afraid that Lou Bancheng would beat him to death.

Xu Damao had felt his murderous intention before in the hospital.

But things have already happened. Killing Xu Damao is useless and will only cause a lot of trouble.

Coupled with Lou Xiao'e's dissuasion, Lou Bancheng gave up the idea of ​​sinking Xu Damao into the river.

This fact was too difficult to deal with. It is estimated that Lou Xiaoe did not want to face the rumors in the yard, so she hid back home instead of returning to the courtyard.

"Haha, husband and wife are birds of the same forest. They fly separately when disaster strikes. If something happens to me, my wife Lou Xiao'e will run away really fast!" Xu Damao was very sad and held a grudge in his heart.

"Shazhu, you are the best as expected. As long as you stay with me, there won't be any embarrassment between the two of us!"

Xu Damao fell into fantasy, imagining that Silly Zhu, like himself, had no chickens to use, and became a "chicken" talk.

In the end, they laughed away their grudges and became inseparable friends, you and me!

And Silly Zhu, whom he was thinking about in his heart at this time, seemed to feel someone talking about him, making him a little restless and even feeling cold in his lower body.

"It's strange, someone is plotting against me. Why do I feel something is wrong?" Silly Zhu muttered to himself.

"Why is Xu Damao so calm today? It's not in line with his temperament. Am I right? His gadget really can't be used anymore?"

Silly Zhu was a little curious. If this was the case, then he would definitely help Xu Damao publicize it well.

Xu Damao has been arrogant in front of him since he got married. It would be funny if he was no longer a man!

I must make it known to everyone so that he can be ashamed to see others.

But Silly Zhu was just a guess. He was sure of it himself, so how could he convince others to believe him?

Therefore, only after Sha Zhu has seen it with his own eyes can he determine whether Xu Damao is still a man.

But it was a place of privacy after all, and Xu Damao would definitely not show it to him.

Do you want to secretly watch Xu Damao pee? That’s too perverted!

Silly Zhu felt that he couldn't do this. He was willing to make Xu Damao embarrassed, but he couldn't tolerate it if he made a fool of himself.

If someone caught him following Xu Damao and secretly watching him pee, people would think that he was plotting something against Xu Damao.

In fact, even if Silly Zhu looked, he wouldn't be able to see anything wrong. After all, Xu Damao's eggs were just broken and he could still pee.

It would be funny if he spent all his efforts to peek at Xu Damao, but instead proved to Xu Damao that he was actually fine!

Silly Zhu's idea was too one-sided. He simply thought that he would not be a man if he didn't have anything underneath.

However, Xu Damao was severely punished today and Xu Damao didn't dare to refute him. Silly Zhu already felt so good.

In the past, if Silly Zhu said one thing about Xu Damao, Xu Damao could say ten things about him. If Silly Zhu didn't have martial ethics, he would take action if he couldn't talk. In terms of words, he was no match for Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was very happy today. Xu Damao's aggrieved look even made Si Zhu excited.

The only pity is that his performance was interrupted by Lin Fan, otherwise, Silly Zhu would have taken this opportunity to beat him up and trample Xu Damao's face under his feet.

Silly Zhu has always wanted to expose Xu Damao and let everyone know that he is no longer a man.

But he never thought about the psychological changes that would come to people if they were no longer men.

He still looked at the matter based on his previous experience, that is, Xu Damao only suffered flesh wounds.

Of course Xu Damao didn't care about his flesh injuries. This was why he didn't call the police no matter how much trouble the two of them had or how badly Xu Damao was beaten by Silly Zhu. After all, he was used to it.

Silly Zhu's mentality has not yet recovered, and he could not imagine what impact exposing this matter would have on Xu Damao.

He only knew that if he exposed Xu Damao's words, he would feel a great sense of accomplishment.

But today he stimulated Xu Damao a little crazy, and he didn't know it yet.

All I can say is that if I don’t do it, I won’t die. If Shazhu is cut or stabbed by Xu Damao one day, it will be Shazhu’s fault.