Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am

"Oh, Amitabha Buddha, I admit defeat. Oh my, why are you still fighting?"

Zhu Bajie couldn't stand Lou Xiao'e's beating and had to admit defeat quickly. Unexpectedly, Lou Xiao'e not only didn't stop, but beat him even more happily.

"Apologize to my husband!"

"I'm sorry, sir, please tell your wife to retract her magical powers!"

After hearing what Lou Xiaoe said, Zhu Bajie quickly apologized to Lin Fan.

"Forget it, Xiao'e, stop bothering with the pig!"

Lin Fan smiled when he heard this, then spoke a good word for Zhu Bajie, and Lou Xiao'e let him go.

After being beaten, Zhu Bajie begged for mercy humbly. He felt that he had lost face and had no face to see Chang'e again, so he just rode away on a cloud.

The heavenly soldiers and generals at the side looked at each other in bewilderment when they saw this. Even Zhu Bajie was no match for Lou Xiaoe, so wasn't it just a pipe dream for them to capture Lin Fan?

"And you bunch of spoilers, get out of here!"

Lou Xiao'e also noticed the heavenly soldiers and generals standing aside. The golden hoop in her hand suddenly became longer, and then she swept it across, knocking all the heavenly soldiers and generals back to the Lingxiao Palace.

"Lin Fan, is it really okay for us to treat our host family like this?"

Qilin was dumbfounded when she saw this. They seemed to be the invaders, right? Why were they so arrogant?

"Qilin, you have to remember that the rules of the world of immortal cultivation are that the strong prey on the weak, the fittest survive, and the bigger the fist, the more truth it is."

Lou Xiao'e walked back and just heard Qilin's words, so she shook her fist and said with a proud look on her face.

"All right!"

Qilin nodded thoughtfully, realizing that she was no longer the little policewoman in the super god world, but the woman beside Lin Fan, and she needed to change her mindset.

“Keep walking around!”

Lin Fan was not in a hurry to go to the Lingxiao Palace to meet the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother of this world. They were not important anyway.

"By the way, Lin Fan, is it difficult for a mortal to cultivate and become an immortal?"

As they walked, Qiangwei suddenly asked Lin Fan out of curiosity.

"For ordinary people, it is naturally difficult to achieve, but for me, it is nothing."

"So your women are already fairies?"

"Of course, they are already Golden Immortals. As for Qilin and Kaisha, I will also help them reach the Golden Immortal realm."

"Doesn't Kesha just want a strong offspring? She shouldn't be considered your woman, after all, you are just a tool!"

Hearing the conversation between Qiangwei and Lin Fan, Lena couldn't help but interrupt.

"Once you enter my Lin family, you are a member of the Lin family. Kesha wants to use me as a tool, but that is impossible!"

Lin Fan smiled slightly. How could it be possible that Kesha wanted to leave just because she was pregnant?

Hearing this, Lena looked at Keisha, wanting to know what she would say, but unexpectedly, Keisha looked calm and didn't seem to care about Lin Fan's words at all.

"Then do you think I can do it? I also want to give birth to a powerful offspring as my successor, to protect the Lieyang civilization for me!"

Lena was silent for a while, then said to Lin Fan seriously.

"What are you doing? Are you treating me like a tool? Although I am powerful, my offspring will definitely be powerful too, but it is precisely because of my power that it is more difficult to have offspring. Why do you only think about the good things and not the difficulties?"

Lin Fan laughed helplessly when he heard that. Now, he, a dignified Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian, had become a stud inexplicably. They all wanted to find him to bear offspring, but this was not so easy.

"Don't be afraid. If you don't succeed, it just means you haven't worked hard enough. There's a saying on Earth that goes, 'If you work hard enough, you can grind an iron rod into a needle!'"

After hearing what Lin Fan said, Lena not only did not feel depressed, but instead comforted Lin Fan.

Lin Fan's expression looked a little strange. It seemed that there was some ambiguity in this context. Could it be that he was overthinking?

"Okay, Lin Fan, you don't have to work hard, can I do it myself?"

"Reina, who taught you this tiger and wolf language?"

Lin Fan's expression became even weirder as Lena held his arm and shook him hard.

"Rose!"

"I didn't, don't talk nonsense, who taught you?"

Upon hearing this, Qiangwei became so anxious that she jumped up and down. She couldn't take the blame for this.

"That's you!"

"not me!"

"It's you!"

"no?"

……

"Stop, that's it, the noise is giving me a headache."

Reina and Qiangwei insisted on accusing each other and denied it, and the argument made Lin Fan very confused.

"Continue to visit the Heavenly Palace!"

Afterwards, Lin Fan stopped worrying about who taught Lena these vicious words and took them to continue visiting the Heavenly Palace.

"Hurry up and go to the West to invite the Buddha!"

On the other hand, the Jade Emperor was extremely angry at this time. He immediately sent people to the West to invite Buddha Tathagata, preparing to suppress Lin Fan and others like he suppressed Sun Wukong in the past.

It must be said that the Jade Emperor is really good at playing the pig and eating the tiger. He is obviously at the same level as Tathagata, both of them are at the peak of quasi-saint realm, but he just likes to push things onto others.

He saw that Lin Fan was a tricky guy, so he chose to leave Lin Fan to Tathagata to deal with.

The Jade Emperor was waiting for Tathagata, while Lin Fan and his companions had already visited the Queen Mother's Yao Chi, and the Queen Mother was getting a little restless.

But the Jade Emperor gave her a look, and she held back and did not return to Yao Chi to drive away Lin Fan and the others.

"This is the legendary Queen Mother's bedroom. It is so beautiful and magnificent!"

Looking at the beautiful scenery and the palaces lined up in the Yaochi, Qiangwei couldn't help but sigh.

"That's all. It's fun to stay here occasionally to try something new. If you live in Yaochi all the time, it will be unbearable."

Lin Fan smiled and shook his head. Many places are only suitable for occasional visits. If you stay for a long time, the good impression in your heart may gradually fade away.

"That's true, but we've all come to the Queen Mother's bedroom, why hasn't she appeared yet? Is she so generous?"

Rose nodded thoughtfully after hearing this, but she felt a little strange at the same time.

After all, even ordinary women don’t want others to enter their boudoirs. This is the Queen Mother’s bedroom, so how come they can enter without any obstruction?

"The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor are both in the Lingxiao Palace right now. They are waiting for Tathagata to arrive and deal with us."

Lin Fan replied in a deep voice, fortunately this is the world of Precious Lotus Lantern, Tathagata might come after hearing the news.

In the prequel to The Lotus Lantern, the Lingshan Mountain was blown up by himself using Liu Yanchang, and many Buddhas and Arhats were killed. If Tathagata knew that he was here, he would definitely not dare to come.

"Lin Fan, the Jade Emperor and his men don't do anything themselves, but rely on others? Is the Heavenly Court so weak?"

"The Heavenly Court is not weak. Many powerful people serve in the Heavenly Court. However, they only follow orders and not announcements. The Jade Emperor is used to playing dumb and eating the tiger. If he can avoid doing it himself, he will definitely not do it himself."

Hearing Qilin's question, Lin Fan smiled and explained that there are definitely not many people in the Heavenly Palace, and it can be said that there are crouching tigers and hidden dragons.

After all, during the Battle of Conferred Gods, many powerful beings were on the list, but they just didn't listen to the Jade Emperor.