Siheyuan: The more excited you are, the more excited I am
Chapter 1059 Scare the Parrot
"Your market is doing well, why don't you close it? I see your business is pretty good!"
Lin Fan and his group came to the hall and sat down. Lin Fan casually asked about Lady Jin.
"I opened the market not for fame or wealth, but just to make it lively. After all, a life that is too long is not a good thing. If you stay alone for a long time, you will always feel lonely. So I opened a market to kill time."
Upon hearing this, Lady Jin smiled at Lin Fan, and then said with some emotion.
She is an ancient demon who has lived for tens of thousands of years. She has long been tired of her long life.
It's like a dying fire; although it's still burning, it looks sluggish.
But the appearance of Lin Fan was like adding a pile of new firewood to her fire, making her burn again and rekindling her passion and expectations for life. Naturally, she had to rely on Lin Fan.
"That's true. In this long life, you have to find something to do!"
Lin Fan agreed with what Lady Jin said. He kept traveling to different worlds and seeing the scenery of different worlds. Wasn't it just to enjoy life?
"From now on, I need you to take me to pursue the meaning of life!"
Lady Jin said this while looking at Lin Fan seductively with a smile on her face.
It was worth it that she resolutely closed the market and ran to the Bi Cang Palace to wait for so long, and today it finally came to fruition!
"Drink tea!"
Just then, Rou Ya came over with a pot of tea and poured tea for Lin Fan.
"How can you drink it when it's so hot?"
Seeing Rou Ya handing the cup of boiling hot tea directly to his mouth, Lin Fan couldn't help but glance at her and asked.
"Rouya thought you were anxious!"
Rou Ya couldn't help but smile smugly when she saw Lin Fan's depressed look. Who asked him to order her around?
"Ouch... Lord, he spanked me, you have to take charge for me!"
The next second, Rouya covered her butt and ran to Shen Li to complain.
"Hmph, don't even mention your hot tea. I can drink even magma!"
At this time Jiang Feng said with a smile, then picked up the teacup and drank slowly.
"Okay, Rouya, why did you mess with him? I can't afford to mess with him!"
Shen Li touched Rouya's head helplessly. Lin Fan has always been an unscrupulous person. He is the only one who can mess with others, but no one else can mess with him.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Rouya felt like crying but had no tears when she heard that. She just wanted to vent her anger but ended up suffering a great loss.
"By the way, where's Shushu?"
Seeing that Rouya still had some resentment, Shen Li smiled and changed the subject.
"As for it, without the prince to take care of it, it has now let itself go. Every day it just eats and sleeps, and has become a useless parrot!"
Speaking of Xuxu, Rouya's resentment becomes even stronger, because this parrot has now become as fat as a ball.
"is it?"
Shen Li couldn't help but smile when he heard that, then he waved his hand, and the parrot that was originally sleeping soundly in Shen Li's room in the backyard flew to the hall.
"Hmm? Your Majesty? Xixixi must not be awake yet, Xixixi should sleep a little longer!"
The parrot opened its eyes as if it sensed something, and saw Shen Li staring at it with a smile. It thought it was dreaming, so it closed its eyes and went back to sleep.
"Shhhh!"
Shen Li found that Xixi had really become as fat as a ball, and was ready to teach it a lesson, so she began to shake it.
"Your Majesty, I must still be dreaming!"
Xuxu was woken up by Shen Li. He opened his eyes and looked at Shen Li for a while, then wanted to close his eyes and sleep.
"Wake up!"
Shen Li couldn't help himself when he saw this, and immediately his mind moved, and a strong electric current was released from his fingertips, blowing all the hair on Xuxu's body away.
“Ouch, it hurts so much!”
Xuxu was shocked so much that he jumped three feet high and woke up instantly.
"Hush, shhh, are you awake now? If not, then I'll hit you again!"
After Shen Li finished speaking, he raised his hand with a smile on his face, arcs of electricity still dancing on his fingertips.
"You are awake, my lord. I am really awake!"
Seeing this, Xuxu no longer dared to be lazy or sleepy. She immediately flew around in front of Shen Li, showing that she was in high spirits at the moment.
"Hush, hush, look how fat you are now. You've curled up into a ball. If you keep going like this, you won't be able to fly soon!"
Shen Li grabbed Xuxu in her hand and began to teach her earnestly.
"But the prince is not at home, so I have no energy to do anything. I can only turn my longing for him into appetite!"
Xuxu was not panicked when she heard Shen Li's questioning. Instead, she played the emotional card with her, hoping to escape the disaster.
"Oh? Are you going to blame me for this?"
Upon hearing this, Shen Li grabbed Xuxu in front of her and asked with a playful look on her face.
"Xixi didn't blame the prince. Xixi just missed the prince. Didn't the prince miss Xixi? That would make Xixi very sad. The prince always thought about Xixi before, but now that he has a man, he doesn't think about Xixi anymore!"
When Xuxu saw Shen Li's expression, he finally started to panic, but he was also very smart and turned the tables and blamed Shen Li.
"Li'er, your parrot is fat and disobedient, just stew it!"
At this time Lin Fan spoke up. He actually wanted to meet this talkative parrot.
"You are so cruel. Parrots cannot be eaten, and pee is even more uneatable. Your Highness, don't you agree?"
Xuxu was frightened by Lin Fan's words, and then asked Shen Li for help.
"Who says parrot meat is inedible?"
Shen Li smiled and said nothing. Since Lin Fan wanted to scare Xuxu, she naturally had to cooperate.
"You can't eat it, you can't eat it."
Seeing that Shen Li didn't speak for him, Xixi could only rely on himself to refute Lin Fan.
"Why? Is your meat poisonous?"
"Your meat is poisonous. My meat is not tasty. It is not tasty. Do you understand?"
"You have eaten?"
"no!"
"How do you know it's not tasty? I don't believe it unless you cut a piece of meat for me to taste!"
"No, I won't. Parrot meat is not tasty. How can anyone eat a parrot? Besides, Xixi is a member of your family. Your Majesty, you can't let him eat Xixi!"
Xuxu was just a bird after all, and couldn't win the argument with Lin Fan, so she could only turn around and ask Shen Li for help again.
"Okay, Lin Fan is just teasing you. He won't eat you. But you better remember this. Eat less and exercise more in the future. Don't get as fat as a pig and can't even fly!"
Seeing that the scare was almost enough, Shen Li started to comfort Xuxu, but she also did not forget to warn it to prevent it from getting fatter.
"Your Highness, Xixixi knows about this. Xixixi will pay attention next time!"
After hearing Shen Li speak, Xuxu quickly nodded in agreement, knowing that he had escaped the fate of being eaten.
It had to agree. What happened today really scared it. Now it also remembered the fate of the pigs.
It just eats and sleeps, sleeps and eats, and then gets slaughtered. It doesn’t want to suffer the same fate!
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