I forcefully pamper the little pitiful uncle, he is wild and lustful

In order to prevent An Ruo from being nervous, the psychiatrist first casually chatted with Ling Shaoqing for a few words. Their topic did not get into psychological issues at the beginning. Instead, they briefly talked about the recent stock rise and even made some cold jokes. .

The psychiatrists' cold jokes are also professionally prepared to tell patients. Such jokes can help patients relax.

Sure enough, after the doctor chatted with Ling Shaoqing for about ten minutes, An Ruo finally couldn't help laughing when she heard a cold joke.

At this moment, she was very relaxed in Ling Shaoqing's arms, and was listening to the two of them chatting very attentively.

Hearing An Ruo laugh, the doctor changed the topic to An Ruo: "My joke is funny, right?"

An Ruo hesitated for a moment but nodded: "Yes."

"I have an even funnier one. The last time someone told me this, I was eating and rice grains were sprayed on his face."

This was a funny thing. An Ruo's eyes lit up. She looked up at the doctor, obviously wanting to know what kind of cold joke could make the doctor spit out his food.

"Do you want to hear it?"

Of course An Ruo wanted to hear it, and she nodded slightly.

"Okay, there is a man named Tie, but he has not grown hair since he was a child. Do you know what disease he has?"

Well, An Ruo also thought about it seriously: "No hair growing? Could it be folliculitis?"

"No, there's nothing wrong with me."

The corner of Ling Shaoqing's mouth twitched. This joke was really cold. If someone told him a joke like this, he would definitely not laugh so hard that he would burst into tears. Instead, he would feel bored and punch him in the head.

But An Ruo giggled in his arms.

She even looked up at Ling Shaoqing: "There's nothing wrong with me, uncle. There's nothing wrong with that man. He has no hair, so he doesn't grow hair."

Ling Shaoqing quickly laughed too: "Yes, it's so funny!"

Seeing that Anruo was completely relaxed at this moment, the psychiatrist quickly struck while the iron was hot: "I also think there is nothing wrong with you. You are just a stress reaction after being frightened. You will return to normal after you recover."

"Really?" An Ruo asked subconsciously before she could react.

The doctor nodded solemnly: "Of course it's true. If you don't believe it, how about we play a test game?"

"it is good."

The doctor took out the tablet he was carrying: "I'll set the questions and you choose. We'll give two answers and see who gets a higher score later."

An Ruo really thought she was playing a game and had no psychological defense at all.

Moreover, this doctor is indeed the best psychiatrist in Beijing. His test questions are very obscure and will not make patients feel any discomfort at all.

Conclusions are drawn unconsciously as to whether the patient's condition is serious.

After some tests, fortunately, An Ruo's psychological condition was not too serious. Perhaps because Ling Shaoqing was by her side, she was very relaxed and the results were quite good.

But the doctor also saw her suicidal tendencies in the answers she chose.

This is a bit strange. The patient has no other mental illness symptoms and wants to commit suicide when he first comes up. The treatment will be a little more troublesome.

There were some words that were not convenient to say to An Ruo, so the doctor excused himself to go to the bathroom and converted his voice into text and sent it to Ling Shaoqing.

If possible, the doctor would like to perform hypnosis on An Ruo.

After all, heart diseases require heart medicine. After hypnosis, we must first find the root cause of the disease and then prescribe the right medicine.

Ling Shaoqing naturally had no objection. He also believed that this doctor could make An Ruo agree to do a hypnosis test without any precautions.

Sure enough, when the doctor came back, he bluntly said that An Ruo's test just now was almost perfect, and An Ruo was very happy to hear that.

But the doctor felt a little aggrieved: "After so many years, no one has beaten me in this test. My score of 95 is a record, but you scored 98!"

Ling Shaoqing quickly gave An Ruo a thumbs up: "My little girl is amazing."

An Ruo smiled sheepishly: "I also chose randomly."

"Oh my god, you can get 98 points by just choosing it? If you work hard, wouldn't it be a perfect score?" The doctor's eyes were full of surprise, and then he said: "No, I still want to compete with you, and I must beat you this time!" "

Well, An Ruo raised her head and looked at Ling Shaoqing. Ling Shaoqing smiled at her: "Beat! My little girl will definitely not lose!"

In all the fuss, An Ruo completely forgot that this doctor was here to treat her.

Chatting, telling jokes and playing games, An Ruo has slowly let down all her guard.

The doctor refused to admit defeat and continued to play. An Ruo saw that Ling Shaoqing was also very interested and had no choice but to nod: "Then let's play again."

The doctor took out a pocket watch from his pocket: "This time we will compete in willpower! Let's look at the pocket watch and count silently in our minds to see who can persist longer! Mr. Ling, please join us too!"

Ling Shaoqing nodded: "Okay."

"Then let's start with you!" The doctor dangled his pocket watch in his hand. Ling Shaoqing stared at the watch. He also counted in cooperation. When he counted to thirty, he shook his head and closed his eyes.

"No, I'll fall asleep if I keep counting."

The pocket watch was swinging back and forth, which really made people sleepy. Ling Shaoqing looked at An Ruo: "Little girl, it's up to you to win it back."

The doctor handed the stopwatch to An Ruo: "You hold it, I'll go first. You can say whatever you want to make me relax. It's over when I close my eyes."

An Ruo took the pocket watch. She didn't know how to make people relax. She just shook the pocket watch and said softly: "Relax, relax..."

The doctor persisted for a long time, at least until he counted to a hundred. Suddenly he blinked hard and said, "I can't do it either."

Finally, when we arrived at An Ruo, An Ruo didn't think about anything else at all. She only thought about holding on for a little longer and winning, because Ling Shaoqing wanted her to win.

The doctor held the pocket watch and muttered: "You have to relax wholeheartedly and follow the movement of your eyes with the pocket watch. To tell you the truth, no one can beat me in the game of willpower."

The doctor did last longer than Ling Shaoqing. An Ruo sat up straight and got ready: "Come on."

"Relax your whole body, look at your pocket watch, and count silently in your mind. You are very relaxed, comfortable and sleepy now..."

An Ruo stared blankly at the pocket watch, and as the pocket watch swayed left and right, her eyes also moved.

After only holding on for about half a minute, the doctor raised his hand and snapped his fingers. An Ruo closed her eyes uncontrollably and fell asleep in Ling Shaoqing's arms.

The pocket watches they were shaking didn't have any rhythm, but the doctor's was different. He was a professional after all.

"Put her down flat."

Ling Shaoqing moved his already somewhat numb body and laid An Ruo down on the bed, but he still sat beside An Ruo and raised his hand to hold An Ruo's little hand.

"can we start?"

"Do you want to avoid it?"

Ling Shaoqing shook his head directly: "No need."