Entertainment: Let you come to the rescue, and you will play seven roles

"You are my little apple"

"I can't love you too much"

"The little red face warms my heart"

"Light up the fire of my life fire fire fire fire fire"

Even worse than the brainwashing melody are the catchy lyrics.

What's more terrible than the lyrics is Su Qin's coquettish dancing.

That waist swayed like a water snake.

That waist is like a colorful flag flowing.

That waist is like ripples in the water.

Not only were the female viewers going crazy, but even the male viewers couldn't stand it.

"Oh my god, I finally understand what sexy means but not slutty. Su Qin is the perfect interpretation of this sentence."

"Do you still remember the song "Itch" that Su Qin sang at that time? The dance of "Little Apple" is comparable to his."

"If my wife's waist is one-tenth as voluptuous as Su Qin's, I can last at least ten times longer every time I fight."

"Brother upstairs, what's the point of extending your work from one second to ten seconds?"

The live broadcast room was extremely excited, and the people present were laughing so hard.

They never dreamed that Su Qin was not only approachable, but also had no idol baggage at all.

Such an exaggerated dance, with six mud-legged peasants dancing together, is something that other celebrities will never be able to do.

Suddenly, they seemed to understand why Su Qin was so successful.

"Minister Li, have you noticed that Su Qin's dance is very similar to our local twisting dance?"

Su Qin's singing continues, and the climax continues.

"You are my little apple"

"Like the most beautiful cloud in the sky"

"Spring has come again and the hillside is full of flowers"

“If you sow hope, you will reap”

……

The brainwashing melody finally stopped.

Only then did the people at the scene realize that they had joined Su Qin's dance troupe and were twerking along with them.

It's really because the melody is so brainwashing that their DNA is always agitated unconsciously.

It’s really because their dance moves are very similar to local dances, so you can easily follow the rhythm.

then.

Thousands of netizens in the live broadcast room saw a square dance performance with hundreds of people.

"666, even Minister Li and Minister Wang came out to dance in person. How can I see such a high-level show?"

"I originally just wanted to donate a few dozen yuan to the folks in Ningjing County, but I didn't expect that they not only gave me a box of apples, but also invited Su Qin to sing and dance for me. I really made a lot of money."

"Su Qin's enchantment is just like his talent. It refreshes my knowledge time and time again. Today is not in vain."

"Brothers, why are you hesitating? Apple is on the shelves again. Hurry up and get it. Don't be fooled. It's not from the Dragon Kingdom."

Yes.

Technicians quietly put Apple on the shelves again.

Yes.

Hundreds of thousands of orders were sold out by the audience in seconds.

From start to finish.

Su Qin has not introduced Apple seriously yet.

There is no talk about its origin, its advantages and disadvantages, or its nutritional value.

Just a prologue, a story, a song and dance.

It has already set a record of selling 200 million orders in one hour.

No matter how big an internet celebrity is, they all become scum in front of him.

"Teacher Su, you really opened our eyes."

Li Fengyi and Wang Yueyang came up and made no secret of their admiration for Su Qin.

Su Qin drank a few sips of water to quench his thirst, and then waved to them.

"It's a reward, it's a reward. I just did what I could."

"I heard that 200 million orders have been sold now. Can the logistics support keep up?"

Hearing this, the corners of Li Fengyi and Wang Yueyang's mouths twitched.

This is 200 million, not [-]. How can the logistics keep up so quickly?

Li Fengyi thought for a while and responded: "The cartons have been used up. I have ordered people to send the patterns to the manufacturers. If all the manufacturers work hard, they will be able to meet the demand soon."

Su Qin nodded.

"I only sell the fruit, and I'll leave the logistics to you."

"You must not be left behind in service tasks such as picking, cleaning, storage, packaging, and transportation."

"Okay, I'll continue selling and shouting."

He has a very clear positioning of himself. He only does what he knows and never gets involved in what he doesn't understand.

So next, he started telling stories again.

"You always thought that I was telling local stories and what really happened on the Loess Plateau, but in fact..."

"None of you would have thought that students who looked like little bugs in a mountainous elementary school on the Loess Plateau would interact with a civilization that far surpasses human beings in the infinite universe."

"These are two parallel lines that can never be reached, but they are wonderfully intertwined because of a rural teacher."

When he spoke this time, the audience was all stunned.

"No, wasn't Su Qin talking about local literature in the last section? Why did he suddenly jump to the universe?"

"This span is too big. Did Su Qin remember it wrong?"

"This exaggerated jump in thinking is indeed very Su Qin!"

Su Qin could see all the barrages, but he chose to turn a blind eye and continue telling his story.

He talked about the teacher who forced the children to memorize Newton's three laws no matter what before they died.

He talked about the vastness and desolation of the vast carbon-based Federation star fleet and the First Spiral Arm, as well as the horror of the singularity bomb.

The most incredible thing is that he also said that the fate of the entire Blue Star is closely connected with the children on the Loess Plateau.

"Oh my god, what a terrifying imagination it takes to combine the realistic rural primary school on the Loess Plateau with the vast universe. How did Su Qin's brain grow?"

"Binding Blue Star's fate to a group of children as weak as flames, Su Qin's understanding of cruelty really makes people feel desperate."

“It was so crazy, I didn’t know if he was telling a country story or a science fiction story.”

Su Qin's story continues.

When the audience heard that the children knew nothing about the Archon's question and could only respond with silence, everyone was depressed to the extreme.

When they heard the Archon's order to drop the singularity bomb, everyone clenched their fists and wanted to kill the Archon.

That's Blue Star, how could it be destroyed?

at last.

Just when the singularity bomb was about to destroy Blue Star, the long-awaited turning point came.

"The civilization test passed! It is confirmed that there is a 3C-level civilization on Blue Star."

"Singularity bomb turns!!!"

"Out of target!!!"

When Su Qin announced the result in a unique voice, hundreds of millions of viewers got excited.

Students who were watching the live broadcast in class suddenly stood up and started yelling.

The white-collar workers who were fishing in the company suddenly screamed and pounded the table.

The old man and woman who were watching the live TV suddenly laughed.

……

All kinds of strange sounds sounded everywhere in the vast land of Dragon Kingdom.

at the same time.

The science fiction literature editors who had been attracted into the live broadcast room immediately made a crazy decision.