It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Lu Xun: You old six.

Yuan Shen:?

Lu Xun: When your wife says that she is not ready for a second child, whether you are happy or sad, you should keep calm and say, OK, I fully respect your choice.

Yuan Shen: ...

Lu Xun: However, your biggest problem is not this.

Yuan Shen:?

Lu Xun: Do you see what you said?Buying condoms is what men should do.You make people want to fuck you and tell you to buy condoms.Is she shameless?

Yuan Shen: ...so complicated?

Lu Xun: Yes.If you still want your wife to run away, you can continue to carry it.

Yuan Shen was frightened, and hurriedly asked humbly: You continue, I will learn.

Lu Xun: Good boy.

Lu Xun: Touch your head emoji pack.

Yuan Shen: ...

Lu Xun: Even if she means that, you can't expose her. Girls, if you are thin-skinned, you should say, OK, wife, I will protect you. Then I went to buy condoms silently. So you can get into bed tonight.

Yuan Shen: ...

Uh, got it.

So how to distinguish between "yes" and "don'ts" that my wife said?

At this time, Lu Xun responded directly by voice, first saying in a whisper: "Husband, you are annoying. That's not what I meant.

Listen, in this case, women are likely to be embarrassed. At this time, don't expose her. Anyway, if you do what you do, you will have meat to eat. "

Yuan Shen: ...! ! !

Immediately afterwards, Lu Xun squeezed his throat and said in a slightly higher voice: "Lu Xun, you bastard, get out of here! This kind of tone... usually means that my wife is angry, and we should stop it.

In long-term intimate contact, I have now mastered a skill!That is how to distinguish the emotions and wishes of the wife from the four tones in the Chinese Pinyin.

You need to practice more on this.Of course, you are not envious of a fairy couple like me and Ayu who are compatible in body and soul. "

Yuan Shen: Get out!

Is it interesting to show off your affection at the end!

Lu Xun hung up the phone, and saw Ayu who had returned from chatting with Lu Wei.

She leaned against the door frame, staring at him with a half-smile.

The corners of Lu Xun's mouth suddenly stiffened, and his expression cracked: "Old...wife, when did you come?"

Lin Qingyu raised his eyebrows: "Don't mention it, it's a pretty good imitation."

Lu Xun's heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly squeezed his wife's shoulders to please her.

Lin Qingyu looked at him calmly: "No. Then listen to this sentence, this tone of voice... Do I want it or not?"

Lu Xun: ...

He continued to pinch his shoulders, laughing cheekily.

"Honey, I'm teaching Lao Liu something...he's stupid..."

Lin Qingyu has no memory of marriage, and always thought that Third Uncle Lu Yan was strict, self-disciplined, strict with himself and others, and a very moral and serious person, but now why does he feel that it is different from what he imagined?

But if it is too serious, she will really be scared to death.

As it stands now, it doesn't feel too bad.

Lu Xun felt guilty after being stared at by Lin Qingyu, and explained in a low voice: "Sincerity is the ultimate skill between a husband and wife. But occasionally, it doesn't hurt to use a little routine."

Soon, Lin Qingyu was coaxed.

After Yuan Shen put Jiang Xiaoman to sleep, he went to find Jiang Li.

When he first entered, Jiang Li ignored him and looked at his plan angrily.

Yuan Shen walked over.

Jiang Li didn't even look at him: "If there's nothing wrong, I'm going to sleep."

"I'll sleep with you." As he said, Yuan Shen picked up Jiang Li from the chair, sat on the chair by himself, and hugged Jiang Li on his lap.

Just as Jiang Li was about to get angry, Yuan Shen looked at her seriously: "Do you know what the biggest loophole in your plan is?"

Jiang Li was stunned, and forgot to be angry, and quickly asked seriously: "What is it?"