It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Ye Youran screamed, picked up the showerhead and hit Zhou Nan on the head.

Bang~ bang to the ground.

"You - you pervert!"

"Zhou Nan, you big pervert!"

"I'll kill you~"

The shower head fell down, causing Zhou Nan to be confused for a moment.

When he reacted, he quickly grabbed Ye Youran's arm and twisted it out of habit.

With a click, Ye Youran's arm was dislocated.

"It hurts...it hurts...it hurts..."

Ye Youran's back was turned to Zhou Nan, one hand was twisted behind her back, and her entire naked back was exposed in front of Zhou Nan.

"It hurts... Zhou Nan, my hand is dislocated..."

Ye Youran cried in pain, which made Zhou Nan's forehead buzz.

Zhou Nan looked away, a little embarrassed: "Who told you to smash my head?"

As the third master's personal bodyguard, many of his defensive actions are reflexive.

It is absolutely impossible to let someone hit your head.

"But you peeked at me taking a shower~ If I didn't hit you, who would I hit?"

Ye Youran was so angry that he stamped his feet, becoming more and more aggrieved as he spoke.

Zhou Nan still twisted one of Ye Youran's arms and said, "I'm just here to get your clothes. I'm afraid you'll run away if I sleep too hard in the middle of the night."

"Then you should have said it earlier~ I'll give it to you. What did you do when you came in?" Ye Youran cried so hard that she felt aggrieved.

Zhou Nan: ...

You told me earlier~!

At this time, the water from the shower head that fell on the ground sprayed upward.

Continuously washing away the bubbles in front of Ye Youran.

Ye Youran felt a little cool, looked down, and screamed again: "Zhou Nan, you are not allowed to look! You are not allowed to look!"

Zhou Nan looked at the ceiling, squatted down and took away his clothes, preparing to leave.

"Stop!" Ye Youran called him again, "My hand is dislocated, how can I take a shower?"

"Oh." Zhou Nan responded, "Wait a minute, I'll pick it up for you."

Zhou Nan looked at the ceiling, slowly walked over and touched Ye Youran's shoulder.

"Where are you touching~" Ye Youran exclaimed.

"I didn't touch it randomly. Isn't this my shoulder?" Zhou Nan raised his head, feeling aggrieved.

He pressed Ye Youran's shoulder with one hand and held her wrist with the other, asking, "Are you ready?"

"No... just wait." Ye Youran has always been timid, "I'll prepare, you let me prepare mentally."

When Zhou Nan moved slightly, Ye Youran cried out in pain.

At this time, the subordinates outside the door who were about to report their work heard sounds coming from the room.

"Ah~ It hurts~"

"Zhou Nan, it hurts so much."

"Zhou Nan, do you know how to do it?"

The subordinate's eyes widened, he covered his mouth in surprise, secretly went to the supermarket to buy a box of condoms, put them at the door, along with the work documents, and then left quietly, hiding his merit and fame.

It was only the next day that everyone in Zhou Nan's team knew that Zhou Nan "couldn't" and hurt Ye Youran.

Zhou Nan was completely speechless. But that’s a story for another day.

At this time, Zhou Nan in the bathroom had just helped Ye Youran reattach the bones.

Ye Youran turned around without even thinking, and Zhou Nan happened to look down.

Ye Youran:! ! !

Zhou Nan: ...

After screaming, Ye Youran managed to catch Zhou Nan without dislocating his hand, and slapped Zhou Nan in the face.

Zhou Nan: ...

Zhou Nan sullenly puffed out his cheeks that hurt from being slapped, picked up Ye Youran's clothes and prepared to leave.

Ye Youran's voice came from behind again.

"Zhou Nan, I'm in pain~ My hand hurts so much that I can't even lift the shower head~"

Zhou Nan rolled his eyes.

So squeamish.

When they were performing tasks "southeast, northwest, and southeast", their hand was dislocated and they reattached it themselves and continued to perform the task.

This...how many grams does this showerhead weigh?

As for not being able to lift it?

Before Zhou Nan finished complaining in his heart, he heard Ye Youran's crying voice.

"Zhou Nan~ I... my hand is dislocated and I can't take a shower by myself. What should I do?"

Zhou Nan: ...