It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Song Jiahe, who was sitting on Duan Xiaobai's back, couldn't help but ask: "Hey, are you okay? No, I'll come down."

Just kidding, a guy just couldn't hold on anymore and fell down, but the girl was still sitting on his back!

Pressing down with such weight, sometimes a man may break his ribs.

Song Jiahe is not so evil as to want Duan Xiaobai to break his ribs.

She moved slightly to get down, and Duan Xiaobai immediately spoke out.

"Okay! Why not! Today I want to let everyone know that you are a man and you are an underrated seeded player!"

Just kidding, he has to fight hard for 8 yuan.

Song Jiahe rolled his eyes, but after "playing" his female partner, did he really get into trouble?

However, she still said one more thing: "It's really okay? Don't force it... I'm much heavier than them..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Duan Xiaobai.

"You are so heavy! You are tall and have long legs. You have a well-proportioned body. You must have model proportions, and you must be that of an international supermodel."

Song Jiahe was rarely praised to such an extent that he was elated.

She is tall and has a big frame. In middle school, boys often teased her for being thick and thick like a man.

It had to be said that Duan Xiaobai's words of praise touched her heart.

Five minutes passed, and the speed of the three men doing push-ups began to slow down.

Lin Qingyu couldn't help but ask Lu Xun: "Husband, can you do it?"

"Okay. Men can't say no." Lu Xun's sweat fell from his forehead to the ground, and he glanced sideways at Yuan Shen, "I'm afraid you have to ask someone else if it's okay."

"Jiang Li is very light." Yuan Shen chuckled, "If nothing else happens, I should be the one who persisted until the end."

The three men refused to give in to each other, and their breathing became louder and louder.

Sweat poured out more and more.

Duan Xiaobai started to feel a little overwhelmed.

He thought for a while, he had to outsmart him.

At this moment, Lu Xun also started to think wrongly.

He looked serious and said: "I still want to remind the two ladies. I just saw a little cockroach running towards Liu."

As the sound fell, a scream was heard.

Jiang Li "fell off".

Yuan Shenhei stood up with a sullen face and helped Jiang Li up.

Jiang Li lowered her head in embarrassment: "Sixth Master, I...I didn't mean it. A little moth just flew into my leg..."

Just like that, it passed by all at once, and Lu Xun just said that again, which reminded her of a cockroach.

She was most afraid of black, flying cockroaches.

"It's okay." Yuan Shen softly opened his lips to comfort him.

Duan Xiaobai is a warm man, and he comforted him: "Sister Jiang, you don't have to worry. This guy has a lot of money. 5 yuan is nothing."

It was okay not to say this, but after saying it, Jiang Li lowered his head even further.

Yuan Shen felt a little unhappy.

His original intention was not to make Jiang Li feel indebted, pressured and distanced.

At this time, Lu Xun glanced at Yuan Shen: "If nothing unexpected happens, you should be the one who persisted until the end?"

When Yuan Shen heard this, his face turned even darker, and he secretly made a note in his mind.

Duan Xiaobai struggled to do push-ups, panting and said to Song Jiahe: "Remember, Lu San's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are all black. Don't believe anything he says!"

"Don't worry, I'm not afraid of cockroaches, bugs, moths..." Song Jiahe said lightly, "I used to catch all the cockroaches in the dormitory by myself."

Duan Xiaobai: ...

Lu Xun: ...

Lu Xun, who was full of bad ideas, began to think about what Song Jiahe's weakness was.

At this time, Duan Xiaobai spoke first: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you a few jokes."

Lin Qingyu was stunned for a moment, then responded: "Okay."

Sitting on my husband, having snacks to eat and listening to jokes, what a joy it is!

So Duan Xiaobai told several jokes in a row.

"When I was a kid, my dad didn't allow me to go home and play on the computer, so I secretly went to the Internet cafe. Later, my dad went to the Internet cafe to catch me. I had an idea and immediately said, uncle, you have the wrong person, I am not Duan Xiaobai. I am the child of Lao Wang next door to you. Thinking about it now, I was really tough at that time."

Song Jiahe: ...

"Sister-in-law, I saw a piece of news yesterday that said that girls in the dormitory stayed up late playing with their mobile phones and became blind. After reading the news, I secretly felt lucky. Fortunately, I am a boy."

"Sister-in-law, let me tell you an embarrassing thing about San. When we were in the second grade of elementary school, San and I were deskmates. At that time, the teacher was dictating and we were in trouble. I couldn't write the word "embarrassed", so I just wanted to peek at San's answer. As a result, you Guess, what did I see? I saw three words of "wolf" written as "passive quilt", "Wei" written as "siege" in a circle, "wolf being surrounded and raped."

"Hahahaha..." Lin Qingyu couldn't stop laughing, and her stomach hurt from laughing.

As soon as she smiled, she moved around, which undoubtedly made it more difficult for Lu Xun.

When she heard "The wolf was raped", Lin Qingyu almost fell to the ground, but Lu Xun had the sharp eyesight and quick hands to hold her up.

But he himself also exited the game after landing on one knee.

In the end, Duan Xiaobai won in the end.

When Yuan Shen transferred the money to Duan Xiaobai, he glanced at Lu Xun lightly: "You're not that good either."

Lu Xun transferred money to Duan Xiaobai with a serious expression.

Duan Xiaobai received the small amount of money and immediately transferred [-] to Song Jiahe.

"Here you go, give it all to you, buy more nutritional supplements for our children!"