It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

"Oh, what's wrong?" Lin Qingyu raised her eyelids and looked at him.

"The mistake was that I shouldn't have taken birth control pills behind your back." Lu Xun walked over from the opposite table and sat in Zhou Zhou's original position. He grabbed Lin Qingyu's hand and touched it unconsciously.

The back of my hand is as smooth as tofu. I haven't scratched it all night. It's weird.

Lin Qingyu glanced at him sideways: "What else?"

Lu Xun's heart skipped a beat and his tone was a little higher: "What else? What else?"

"Think again." Lin Qingyu's eyes deepened a little.

Lu Xun swallowed: "Shouldn't I pretend to be poor?"

If you think about it carefully, doesn’t this wife already know this?

Seeing that Lin Qingyu's expression did not change, Lu Xun said tentatively: "Shouldn't I lie to you that the ring is cheap?"

"Shouldn't I join forces with Duan Xiaobai to lie to you?"

"Shouldn't I go and beat up the boss after you left?"

"Shouldn't I have deliberately let you know that Li Menglan dated Lu Yan to watch a movie?"

Lin Qingyu: ...

Good guy, you've done a lot.

"One time Li Menglan's clothes were put in Lu Yan's bag, and I pulled them out on purpose?"

Lin Qingyu: ...

How could I not know that you are so teasing before?

Lu Xun said while observing Lin Qingyu's expression: "I shouldn't have used a trick to sleep with you knowing that it was you that night..."

Lin Qingyu laughed angrily, stood up and wanted to leave: "Hey Lu Xun! I just wanted to say that what I am really angry about is not that you secretly take birth control pills behind my back, but that you don't want to have children, why don't you just Tell me! I didn’t expect you to do so many things behind my back.”

Lu Xun: ...

ah! It turns out I answered the question wrong.

The more you recruit, the more you recruit.

Seeing that Lin Qingyu was about to leave, Lu Xun's eyes narrowed and he quickly grabbed her hand, his tone becoming a little humbler.

"Honey, I was wrong. It's all because I care about you so much that I do so much."

"Oh, are you taking birth control pills because you care about me?" Lin Qingyu waved her hand, but did not throw Lu Xun away.

"Honey, I was really wrong. Can I kneel down on the keyboard and durian for you when I go back? As long as you forgive me, I will listen to you in everything."

"Okay, let me ask you, then why are you taking birth control pills behind my back?" Lin Qingyu looked at Lu Xun seriously.

Lu Xun hesitated to speak: "I... I just want to live with you for another three to five years..."

Lin Qingyu laughed angrily: "Three, five, seven, seven years? Dear, I suggest you try another wife."

Lu Xun: ...

Seeing that Lin Qingyu shook off his hand and wanted to leave, Lu Xun knelt down in desperation.

The three members of the Zhou family were peeking through the crack in the kitchen door:! ! !

President Zhou’s wife’s expression was a bit mysterious: Is San kneeling down like this?

Zhou Zhou: Is this still the third master who is famous in Jiangcheng for his vicious methods?

However, President Zhou nodded in approval: Well, it’s a bit like my style back then!

A manly man will kneel to his wife if he is told to do so.

As long as I kneel down quickly, my wife can't run away.

Lin Qingyu subconsciously glanced at the crack in the kitchen partition door, felt embarrassed and waved her hand: "Lu Xun, get up."

"I'm sorry!" Lu Xun said angrily, "I'm sick, and my wife still ignores me and wants to abandon me. I suggest I change my wife. I'll forget it if I kneel to death."

"Are you sick?" Lin Qingyu couldn't tell whether Lu Xun was telling the truth or a lie.

"Yeah." Lu Xun responded aggrievedly, "Is it a disease or a terminal illness? The kind that can't be cured, the kind that has no cure. Anyway, you don't want me anymore, just leave me alone!"

That's what he said, but his hands were clenched extremely tightly.

"It is said that husband and wife should be one body. If we are sick, we should treat each other together... But you don't want me..." Lu Xun said more and more aggrieved, "You... you still discriminate against me!"

Lin Qingyu was given such a big label and looked at him speechlessly.

"Lu Xun, what's wrong with you?"