It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Lu Xun forced his respect and touched the wall: "I'm looking to see if it needs to be repainted."

With that said, Lu Xun pretended to leave calmly.

As soon as he lowered his hand, the general started barking.

"Oh-oh-oh-"

Instruct him to regulate his actions.

Lu Xun glared at the general, raised his hand and pretended to hit it on the head.

"Huh?" Lin Qingyu's voice rose.

Lu Xun smiled bitterly: "Honey, I'm just kidding, how could I possibly hit a general!"

But the general is also a drama queen now, and he fell down when he saw this, saying "Yeah, yeah," coquettishly.

Lu Xun:......

Lin Qingyu glared at Lu Xun again.

Lu Xun immediately leaned on the wall with his hands obediently.

Only then did Lin Qingyu look at Lu Shi'an with satisfaction: "Your dad is standing in the punishment stand. Do you have anything to do with him?"

Lu Shian's eyes narrowed: "Forced to stand?"

He had heard Ono talk about it before, but actually seeing it was another matter!

His father, the Third Master who was frightened by everyone in Jiangcheng, was now lying on the wall with the dog as punishment?

Incredible.

Lu Shi'an lowered his eyelids and told the truth: "Xiaoye asked me to ask dad for advice on how to coax a girl well."

"You've asked the right person!" Lu Xun pressed his hands on the wall and said.

Lin Qingyu stood up, raised her chin and pointed at Lu Xun: "Go and ask your dad for advice. You two should whisper a little, and I'll take a shower."

After saying that, Lin Qingyu got up and went to the bathroom.

Lu Shian walked over.

Lu Xun asked him: "Do you think it's embarrassing for your dad to press his hands on the wall and stand with the dog like this?"

Lu Shi'an nodded.

Lu Xun: ..."Your thinking is completely wrong."

"Why?" Lu Shi'an looked pious.

Lu Xun: ..."Men, if you do something wrong, you must be brave enough to admit it. It's not shameful to be embarrassed in front of the woman you love."

As long as you have such a shameful feeling, you can't fool a woman. You see, I got Xiaoye, I feel good, right? "

Lu Shi'an looked at his father suspiciously and nodded.

"But if I stand like this, your mommy will be happy, right? Your mommy will be happy. I don't have to sleep in the study tonight, and I can sleep with your mommy. Isn't this a win-win situation?"

Lu Shi'an: ..."It seems to make some sense."

Lu Xun nodded with satisfaction: "That's right. Don't think that this is a loss of dignity. In front of the beloved woman, our dignity is not worth mentioning. Let me tell you, your grandfather knelt down Washboard."

Lu Shian looked shocked.

"Your uncle knelt in the snow on a freezing day just to beg your aunt for forgiveness."

Lu Shian:...

"Your cousin, Shi Nian, slapped himself in order to beg his wife's forgiveness."

Lu Shi'an: ...why I feel a bit unconvinced.

After making up all the men in the Lu family, Lu Xun breathed a sigh of relief. He opened the cabinet on the side and took out the keyboard, acupressure board, dried durian shells and washboard.

"These are your father's lifelong treasures, and they are all handed over to you now. I tell you, there are only three words to coax a girl, 'shameless'."

If you want face, your wife won't be able to coax her into it. This is called a man’s damn ridiculous self-esteem!

Now you take these treasures from your dad, take a photo of it and show it to the girl who ignores you, and then ask her which one she wants you to kneel down on.

If you believe Dad, even if Dad cheats Xiaoye, he will never cheat you. "

Lu Shian picked up the stuff on the ground and nodded: "Thank you, dad."

Then left.

Lu Xun grinned happily.

These things were finally sent away.

Hey.

Lu Shi'an returned to the room and pulled his uncle, dad, Lu Shinian, Jiang Dong, and grandpa into the group.

Lu Shian: One person said that he had done the most extreme thing to coax his wife.

Lu Shi'an: I want to write it down and wrap it up for you.

Everyone:...

Lu Shian: For example, my dad was lying on the wall and standing with the general.

Lu Shian: For example, my dad said that my grandfather knelt on the washboard.

Lu Shian: For example, my dad said that my uncle was kneeling naked in the snow.

Lu Shian: For example, my dad said that his eldest cousin slapped him.

Lu Shi'an: Okay, let me take note of what you say next.

Lu Xun:......