It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

"Master, let me make a bold guess."

The blond old man on the bed was stunned.

Song Zhi had an expression that said, "I've known it for a long time." "Actually, you went to a bar when you came to China."

The master looked at this lively little apprentice with questions in his mind:?

"Drunk and had sex, had a brief fling with some woman, and then had a cute baby like me. Right?"

The old master who is single and widowed:...

"So, these years, every woman who comes to your door, you ask them what their surname is, and then you keep changing my surname, right! So my mother's surname is Zhu? Shen? Li? Or Zhang?"

The master couldn't catch a breath, coughed and shook his head.

"No?" Song Zhi narrowed his eyes, "Then why have you called me Zhu Zhizhi, Shen Zhi'er, Li Zhizhi, and Zhang Lianzhi all these years?

When I was in school, I changed my last name almost every few years, which was ridiculous. "

The master had calmed down now and was a little embarrassed, not daring to look at Song Zhi.

"You were very cute when you were a child. Aunt Zhu at the entrance of the village said that she wanted to have a daughter like you. I was chasing her again at the time, so I gave you a different surname, saying that if she married me, she would have a daughter. , and even took her last name."

Song Zhi:?

"There is also Sister Shen who owns a restaurant. I also chased her.

Li was our neighbor before... I also chased her.

Zhang is..."

"Stop! Every time you chase a woman, do you change my surname?" Song Zhi's eyes were full of doubts about life.

"Yes, they always say they are getting older and don't want to get married and have children, so I tell them that if you stay with me, you will have a daughter, and they will take your surname."

Song Zhi:......

At this moment, the master suddenly blew his beard and stared, a little angry.

"Do you still want to hear about your life experience? Your master is almost pissed off, and you are still talking nonsense. How can you be an apprentice like you?"

Song Zhi didn't think he would really burp like this, but he still nodded: "Okay, you say it, you say it."

The blond master pointed to a drawer angrily: "At that time, a woman carried you to the door of my house. When she saw you, there happened to be a branch next to you, so I called you Zhi Zhi."

Song Zhihou was afraid:...

Fortunately, there was no one else around me back then...

"But when I looked at the surveillance later, I saw that she didn't look like a good person and was a bit sneaky. Anyway, I saved all the surveillance for you.

I was worried that the video would be damaged, so I printed out what the woman looked like for you. "

Song Zhi took the USB drive and the photo: "Master, this photo is a bit blurry."

"The technology of eighteen years ago was like this. You don't even think about how old you are." The master lying on the bed said calmly.

"Then you never thought of helping me check this person's background? What if this person is a human trafficker or a bad guy?" Song Zhi was speechless.

Eighteen years have passed. Maybe I could have found something back then, but now I still have nothing to check!

"It was not convenient for me to leave the village back then. I was afraid that people from the Sirius headquarters would find me.

Besides, wouldn’t it be good for me to follow the master? If you go home, you might become a sick man who vomits blood every three steps.

As for the virus in your body, although there are not many, the ones inhaled in the mother's womb are congenital and difficult to treat.

Except for me, I'm afraid no one in China can solve it. There's a chance you won't live past seven. "

Song Zhi is a big-hearted person. After hearing this, he felt that he had made a profit.

"Okay, thank you, master."

After hearing this, the master nodded with satisfaction.

"As for you, you will also support me until the end of your life. When this matter with me is over, you can go find your parents."

"Well, let's see then." Song Zhi didn't hold out much hope.

Moreover, I don’t know if her parents knew she was poisoned and abandoned her maliciously.

Just like some parents who maliciously abandon their disabled children.

If that's the case, why are you looking for it?

Isn’t it adding to the problem? !

Her only idea is to go to the big city to make money and make a lot of money.

But back then, she promised the old man that until he died, she would not be able to leave the village and would have to provide for him until he died.

The master coughed twice more: "As for the money, I have distributed it before. You have all got your share. After I leave, the rest will be donated to your Chinese charity for me. Bar."

"Yes." Song Zhi and senior brother Lu Tianming nodded in unison.

This instruction has been given more than nine hundred times.

They will all memorize it.

After saying this, the two masters put their hands on their stomachs and were ready to go.

Suddenly, he raised his eyelids and almost straightened up: "Oh, by the way, Tianming. Remember to help me get rid of those two love balls developed in my laboratory."

"Love balls? Master, what are they for?" Song Zhi was curious.

Growing up, she knew that this master would study strange and weird things.

Her senior brother often studied with his master.

But she wasn't interested in this aspect, so she didn't move forward.

"This love ball is just like the mysterious love poison introduced in an ancient book in your Chinese country.

In some mysterious tribes, in order to show their loyalty, men and women who love each other will take this kind of love poison, and then they can only be united with each other for the rest of their lives.

If you betray the other party and marry someone else, you will bleed to death from all seven holes. This kind of love Gu is also called Loyalty Gu. "

"Master, is that the one you're talking about?" Song Zhi pointed in disbelief at a bloody romance novel called "The Domineering Prince's Love Every Night" on the table not far away.

There is a plot in this novel where the overbearing prince goes to Jiangnan to investigate a corruption case. He falls into this witchcraft by chance, and then starts a bloody love affair with the heroine in which you chase me and I escape, and you take advantage of her by force. story.

Seeing the master nodding, Song Zhi was shocked to the point of being stunned.

"That's not an ancient book! It's a... unique bloody novel from our country! It's not true!"

The master looked serious: "But I developed it."

"Can this kind of technology really be developed?" Song Zhi didn't believe it.

"There are two pills in total. The red one for the man is the antidote. The white one for the woman is the poison.

Within seven, seven and forty-nine days, a woman must have sex with a man, and she cannot wear a condom... because that is the ingredient of the antidote. "

The master said it somewhat embarrassingly.

Song Zhi was completely speechless: "Master, you don't call this love, you call this crime!"

The master didn't dare to look at Song Zhi: "So, am I useless? Although your master is lonely and alone until old age, he still abides by the laws of your country."

Song Zhi nodded, but Lu Tianming asked: "What if there is no union?"

"The woman will be poisoned and die. Starting from the seventh day, the poisonous condition will appear, and it will be harder to endure each time. Generally, no one can survive until the forty-ninth day." The master answered.

Lu Tianming asked again: "Will intercourse detoxify you?"

"How do I know? If you do it seventy or eighty times, it will probably be detoxified. I haven't used it. After I developed it, I am already this age, so what should I use. Forget it, destroy it, this thing is harmful to people. Can’t stay.”

After saying that, the blond old man put his hand on his abdomen again and gave another instruction: "Zhizhi, remember, after I die, you invite Jinhua from the north of the village to come over.

And Sister Li, Aunt Shen... those who I have chased before, please invite them all over. If any of them shed tears for your master, remember to burn paper money and tell me. "

"it is good."

"I'm leaving."

After saying that, the two masters closed their eyes.

This time is different from before.

His body trembled, and after taking a breath, there was no movement for a long time.

Lu Tianming subconsciously touched the master's nose and glanced at Song Zhi: "I really left this time."

Song Zhi:? ? ?

Such a child's play?

She didn't even cry.

She really wanted to cry, and the old man was not bad to her, and he didn't treat her badly in life.

When he said he was leaving before, she cried profusely.

It’s just that after too many times, people become numb.

I didn’t expect that I would really leave this time.

Soon, Song Zhi and Lu Tianming dealt with the master's death together.

On the day of the burial, Song Zhi invited all the women in the village.

He just said that if he bowed to her master, she could get the exclusive secret of her village bracelet sales champion.

As a result, little girls ranging from eighty to eight years old came.

Boy, that scene is spectacular.

Finally, Song Zhi bowed three times to his master: "Master, please rest in peace.

I also burned five mistresses for you. When you go down, just enjoy your happiness. "

After bowing, she began to pack her luggage and prepare to leave this small mountain village.

She was carrying a large backpack and turned to look at Lu Tianming.

"Brother, I'm leaving then."

Lu Tianming said nothing, his face darkened.

"Oh, by the way, master asked you to get rid of that poison. Remember to get rid of it."

After saying that, Song Zhi raised the corners of his mouth and strode to leave.

At this time, Lu Tianming's gloomy voice came from behind.

"The female one has been disposed of. It's in the water you drank at noon."