It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

After a while, there was another knock on the door.

"Tuk, tuk, tuk."

No female family member will ask anyone this time.

Duan Xiaobai, who was hiding outside the door, asked Lu Xun: "Would it scare them?"

Lu Xun gave Duan Xiaobai a special unlocking tool: "You... go over and open the door quietly. You have to tell them with your actual actions. It is very dangerous for such a group of women to come out to live. They will encounter someone who can unlock the door anytime, anywhere. man."

Duan Xiaobai was simple-minded and loved to eat melons by nature. He took the tool without thinking too much and echoed: "Who says it's not the case."

Then he walked towards the small villa.

Lu Zhenbei and Yuan Shen shook their heads, thinking to themselves: This little fool has been deceived by Lu Xun so many times, why hasn't he developed a memory yet?

Alas, I pity this little fool for a second.

At this time, Lu Shinian:! ! !

Third uncle is very poisonous.

This is simply pushing Duan Xiaobai to be cannon fodder!

The next moment, Duan Xiaobai's screams were heard not far away.

"what--"

As soon as he opened the door, a rolling pin was brought towards him by an elastic band, and with a bang, it hit the top of his head.

He lay uncontrollably on the ground, his whole body slid forward on the peanut oil, and with a bang, his head hit the stairs, and he screamed again.

However, it soon became quiet.

Lu Xun looked sideways at Yuan Shen: "Let's go and take a look. It should be safe."

When he walked to the door of the villa, Lu Xun pushed his eldest brother again: "Go, you go first. You are also the devil coach in the special training camp, and your skills are definitely better than ours."

Lu Zhenbei glared at his own brother, then cautiously walked into the dark room.

snap~

A small flour bag with a pocket was smashed over.

Flour fell on Lu Zhenbei's head.

In the darkness, Duan Xiaobai stood on one side and waved to Lu Zhenbei: "Come here."

Lu Zhenbei walked over and almost slipped. Fortunately, he had good balance and quickly regained his footing.

Duan Xiaobai patted the position beside him: "Let's sit here and watch the show."

Lu Zhenbei:...

This thing isn't much better.

It was quiet in the cabin, and Lu Xun felt something was wrong.

He glanced at Yuan Shen: "How about entering according to seniority? From childhood to adulthood, it also reflects the fine tradition of our country of respecting the elderly and loving the young."

Yuan Shen laughed angrily in his heart: Aren't you the oldest here? You will be the last one to enter.

But after all, he was older than Lu Shinian, so he didn't need to be the first to go in. He nodded seriously.

Lu Shinian: ...

"Uncle Third, thank you."

After saying that, Lu Shinian walked in

slap~

Two small bags of flour were thrown towards me.

Then Lu Zhenbei greeted him: "Come, come here and stand for punishment."

Lu Shinian: ...

He swept the flour off his face, walked over, and slipped with a hiss.

He stood up expressionlessly and stood next to his father.

Soon, Song Jiahe also stuffed a palm-sized bag of flour.

"You three will hit whoever comes in later."

Lu Shinian answered neatly: "Understood."

Immediately afterwards, Yuan Shen walked into the cabin, and three bags of flour were thrown at him.

But Yuan Shen reacted very quickly and avoided it.

Only a little bit of flour remained on his shoulders.

Lu Zhenbei called him over to stand, and his attitude was a little excited: "Quick, come here and wait for the third child."

Yuan Shen reacted and walked over. Several people lined up to receive the flour "materials".

When Lu Xun stepped into the room, several small bags of flour were thrown at him like crazy.

Lu Xun seemed to be well prepared and avoided two bags in a row.

But Lu Zhenbei and Yuan Shen were both smart and did not throw it at the beginning. When he was busy avoiding the flour bags smashed by Duan Xiaobai and Lu Shinian, they took aim.

Snapped--

The flour bag on Lu Xun's forehead "bloomed" and the white flour spread out.

The male relatives laughed.

Lu Xun:......

This plastic brotherhood.

With a snap, the lights in the room turned on.

The female relatives came out one after another from the corner of the stairs on the second floor.

Duan Xiaobai was the most considerate: "Honey, if you stand still, there will be peanut oil underneath. It will be slippery and dangerous."

At this time, Jiang Li wanted to go up to see her husband, but was stopped by Lin Qingyu's gaze.

Xu Ning is the senior one here, so she has the floor.

"Pretend to be a bear, pretend to be a ghost to scare us? Tell me, whose bad idea is this!"

Several male relatives all pointed at Lu Xun.

Lu Xun was stunned:...

This heartbreaking plastic brotherhood is not reliable at all.

The final result was that several male family members were punished to clean the living room.

Peanut oil from the kitchen was poured into the living room and it was extremely difficult to clean up.

Several people were miserable.

They came here to sleep with their sweet and soft wives in their arms!

I finally left my children at home and flew here, but I didn’t come here to do housework!

Fortunately, when it was almost twelve o'clock, the men finally cleaned the living room and went back to comfort their wives.

Jiang Li was soft-tempered, so Yuan Shen listened after a few words.

Guan Manman and Lu Shinian were newly married, so naturally they didn't worry about such trivial matters, and they soon became passionate.

The rest of them tried their best to coax their wives.

At nine o'clock the next day, Lin Qingyu was going out to find something to eat, but Lu Xun stopped her.

Lin Qingyu:?

"Don't be the first one out."

Lin Qingyu:? ?

"Looks like I'm incompetent."

When Lin Qingyu realized what incompetence he was talking about, he was laughed out of anger again.

Why is this guy so arrogant?

Then everyone really didn't leave the room, waiting for who would be the first to walk out of the room saying "no" or "not doing well".

Several female relatives were waiting in the room and yawned again and again.

Suddenly, there was a click and a door opened! ! !