It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Lu Shinian sat on the chair next to the island in the apartment, knocked on the table, and looked at Guan Manman like a dean.

"Who are these? I asked you to go for interviews just to increase your social practice and collect more data. As a result, you didn't get any of the interviews."

Guan Manman lowered his head, clasped his hands behind his back, and whispered, "Those people are mentally ill."

"Where is the disease? Tell me."

Xiaoxun, who was sitting at the dining table, shook his long purple hair and asked while knitting wool socks.

Lu Shinian glanced at Xiaoxun and then at Guan Manman: "Well, tell me."

"In the first company, his boss asked me if I accidentally watered his money tree with hot water and the money tree died, what would I do?" Guan Manman said with resentment.

Lu Shinian nodded: "Then how do you answer?"

"I said, I am a very honest child. I can't go to the flower and bird market and buy another fake one to deceive you."

Lu Shinian nodded.

"I said, then I will comfort you, boss. When the money tree dies, it dies. Everyone dies once. It's just that you die early or die late."

Xiaoxun agreed: "That's right, there's nothing wrong with that."

As he spoke, he continued to knit woolen socks.

Lu Shinian's face darkened a bit: "What about the second company?"

"This is even more ridiculous. They gave me a piece of white paper and asked me, what can I create for them with this piece of white paper?" Guan Manman became more and more excited as she talked, "I said, I can fold a white flower and give it to them." Here it is!”

"That's a good answer. I can't say, I'll give you a purple flower." Xiaoxun agreed.

Lu Shinian's head hurts:...

“I forgot, you robots don’t understand interview routines.

In this way, I will train you and Xiaoxun from tonight so that you can master the interview routine. "

Xiaoxun shook his purple wavy hair and raised the socks in his hand: "I won't use them. I also learned a new skill today! Knitting wool socks. Another day, I can set up a street stall and make a fortune. Get rich."

Halfway through knitting, Xiaoxun jumped down again and gestured twice at Guan Manman's feet with his wool socks.

Guan Manman is in a good mood.

This guy finally knows how to hurt people.

Knowing that she had no slippers and often walked barefoot on the ground, I knitted wool socks for her.

Lu Shinian looked at Xiaoxun seriously: "There is no loss in learning one more skill."

"Oh, okay then." Xiaoxun replied nonchalantly.

At this moment, Xiaoxun and Guan Manman were standing side by side like two students.

Lu Shinian found some classic interview questions from the Internet and asked the "two people": "There are four interviewers, but you only have three glasses of water. What should you do at this time?"

Xiaoxun replied: "Put the cups from left to right, and then say, hahaha, last baby, you have no water."

"You definitely can't do this," Guan Manman said confidently, "I will walk up to them and tell them that I'm late. I will punish myself with three drinks! Then I will drink all the water."

Lu Shinian: ...

"No, no, you are too gentle. They will think you are easy to bully, and they will bully you to death at work in the future.

If it were me, I would do it directly, and then tell them, what level do you think you deserve to drink the same water as me? "

Xiaoxun touched Guan Manman's head and said, "You have been crushed by them these days because you are so easy to bully."

"That's right!" Guan Manman nodded, "These people will embarrass the interviewers. If I get angry, I will really slap them in the face. Then tell them that this robot also has a temper!

Just three glasses of water, so don’t drink it at all.One person pours a cup, and finally says to the fourth person, you are lucky.snort! "

"However, you don't need to be so violent." Xiaoxun suggested, "You can give water to those leaders, and then tell a leader who seems to have the highest position that this is all because they asked me to do this, hahahaha..."

"Hahahaha." Guan Manman laughed happily, "It's right to ask them to torment these young people! That's how it should be done!"

Lu Shinian: ...

Sure enough, one shouldn't expect anything from them.

Lu Shinian returned to the study with a sullen face and continued writing programs.

Guan Manman and Xiaoxun looked at each other.

Xiaoxun: "Are you angry?"

Guan Manman nodded: "Yeah, I'm angry."

"Forget it, let him go. The master is often angry." After saying that, Xiaoxun put the wool socks on Guan Manman's legs and made two gestures, muttering, "I don't know if the size is suitable?"

Guan Manman patted his shoulder with satisfaction: "It's great that you have such intention. I'm already very touched."

Xiaoxun looked confused: "What's your intention? What's your intention? What does the woolen socks I knitted for the general have to do with you?"

"General?"

"A dog." Xiaoxun replied.

Guan Manman's eyes widened: "You use my feet to draw pictures, and then you want to knit wool socks for a dog?"

"Yeah." Xiaoxun nodded sincerely.

"Get out! If I talk to you again, I'll be a dog!" Guan Manman roared.

Xiaoxun made a face and continued knitting wool socks: "If you don't talk, you won't talk. Who wants to talk to you, huh~"

Guan Manman glared at Xiaoxun, turned around and went to the study, intending to coax Lu Shinian.

What are you talking about with a green tea robot?

It’s more important to coax your husband!

"Dear boyfriend~" Guan Manman said and posted it.