It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Fan Tong's booth.

I don’t know who this is Fan Tong’s first blind date.

The blind date man asked: "Miss Fan, I want to ask, if my mother scolds you after marriage, will you scold you back?"

Fan Tong asked seriously: "Then why did your mother scold me? Did I do something wrong?"

The blind date man nodded with satisfaction: "I like your attitude very much. You know how to reflect on yourself. So let's assume that if you are right, my mother will scold you. Tell me, will you reply?"

Fan Tong asked seriously: "Then why does your mother scold me for no reason?"

The blind date man's face froze: "Isn't this a hypothesis? Just tell me directly whether you will reply!"

Fan Tong asked again: "Then what did she scold me for? I have to know before I can answer your question."

The man on the blind date was so angry that his head hurt: "Okay, let me assume that my mother is unreasonable and mentally ill. She just doesn't like you. She just wants to scold you, and the scolding is so unpleasant that even your ancestors Yashiro scolded me."

As he said that, the blind date man banged on the table, "Just tell me directly, in this case, will you say anything back? Yes, or no, just tell me."

Fan Tong smiled and replied: "No."

The man on the blind date breathed a sigh of relief: "This is not... I couldn't have answered this earlier. You are the ideal wife I want to find..."

Before he finished speaking, Fan Tong continued to smile: "Because I won't marry into your family."

The blind date man's face darkened instantly and he walked away: "Isn't this a waste of my time?"

Soon, another blind date man came.

The blind date man sat down, chatted for a while, and then asked: "Miss Fan, do you usually dress like this?"

Fan Tong politely replied: "Yes."

The blind date man nodded with satisfaction: "That's good. I usually like simple girls the most. I hate those women who spend their men's hard-earned money to buy a closet of clothes. I hate them the most. They dress themselves up all day long. , it didn’t look serious at first glance. I simply couldn’t see it.

And a wealthy family like ours, which is self-made, values ​​every bit of money we have worked so hard to earn. "

Fan Tong crossed his arms and smiled: "You don't have to look if you don't have the eyes to see. They didn't ask you to see."

The man on the blind date was excited: "No, they won't let me see them. Why are they dressed so sexy? Suspenders, backless, and navel exposed. Doesn't this make us men come to see them? What is it?"

Fan Tong continued to laugh: "You can also wear it to feel good! It's cool and feels good. Just one of them is enough."

The blind date man was a little dissatisfied: "Why are you like this! Aren't I saying good things about you every time? You are different from those shameless women who only know how to spend money. Those people, let me tell you, in their bones She's so naughty that if she was dragged into an alley by a gangster, no one would sympathize with her."

Fan Tong still smiled: "Sir, during your nine years of compulsory education, did you take all physical education classes? Why is your cultural quality so low? If you open your mouth and keep silent, you are a coquettish person."

The man on the blind date stood up excitedly: "No, do you know how to chat? I am doing a comparison. Do you understand the comparison?

Let me tell you, those women’s circles are very messy and dirty.I am comparing you to show your simplicity and purity. "

Fan Tong still sat in his seat and laughed, and retorted lightly: "What's messy? What's dirty? Do they have dirty mouths like yours?"

"You!" The blind date man became excited and raised his hand.

Lu Shinian noticed it and wanted to go over and help stop him, but when he saw Jiang Dong standing up, he sat down again.

Jiang Dong grabbed the man's raised wrist and raised his thick eyebrows: "A big man is doing something to a girl, do you have the nerve to do it?"

The man's wrist was so painful from being strangled, and when he saw the face of the Yamaguchi-gumi boss from Kodong, he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word, so he voluntarily gave up and apologized, and then ran away.

Fan Tong was a little surprised when he saw Jiang Dong: "Why is it you?"

Jiang Dong was also surprised.

The two of them were stunned for a while, and Fan Tong took the initiative to greet him: "Jiang Dong, please sit down and help me occupy the seat. Let me take a breath, otherwise I don't know what weird thing will come next. Alas. , good intentions and tiredness.”

She glanced at her cousin diagonally in front of her, and she probably knew why her eldest cousin was so resistant to the blind date.

It turns out that blind dates are very draining of your soul!

Jiang Dong didn't hesitate and sat down without any hesitation.

He also felt tired.

In the past, I would go on a blind date once a day and it would not be tiring.

What should I say today? He did meet quite a few girls at once, which satisfied his need to find a partner quickly, but he was so tired!

Can't these people be normal?

It's so good that I don't want to die. At this moment, my old father in the countryside of Jiangdong made a video call.

Jiang Dong's eyes tightened, remembering Tang Seng's thoughts, his head tightened, and he quickly lowered his head and said to Fan Tong: "My dad is here to supervise whether I have come on a blind date. Can you help me deceive him?"

The two have been "living together" for a while, and now their relationship is quite familiar, a bit like brothers, so it is not out of the ordinary for them to make this request.

Fan Tong rolled his sly eyes: "Okay, ten thousand at a time, and it will be deducted from the maintenance fee of the car. I can pay off the debt and leave early."

"Ten thousand? Then you don't want to grab it." Jiang Dong felt aching.

Fan Tong saw his worthless look and was filled with disgust.

If this had happened before, her card would have been gone in the blink of an eye if her father had not frozen it.

"Hey, Jiangdong, don't be too expensive. I'm a young girl who hasn't been in a relationship yet. If I pretend to be a blind date for you, your dad may continue to video chat with you later, so I have to pretend to be your girlfriend! It also costs money to rent a girlfriend online. Ten thousand is really not expensive."

"One thousand!" Jiang Dong bargained. "One video call, one thousand, deducted from the car payment! I have consulted about renting a girlfriend online. One date is only five hundred."

Fan Tong thought about it carefully, and it was okay.

Like last month, when she just received 8000 yuan in salary, Jiangdong took away [-] yuan.

Damn, I don’t even know how to live with 1000 yuan.

It's too awful.

Although she said she lived in Jiangdong's friend's villa, Miss Fan had never had such a hard life since she was born!

Fan Tong nodded: "Well, okay, just follow what you said."

Jiang Dong breathed a sigh of relief and answered the phone.