It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

"Xiao Xun, Xiao Xun." Lu Shinian called twice.

Lu Xun: ...

Crowd: ...

General: ...

"Xiao Xun, Xiao Xun." Lu Shinian called twice more, louder than before.

"Master, I'm here~" A pleasant mechanical female voice came from outside the door.

Immediately after, a female robot with a face similar to Lu Xun, wearing a wavy and voluptuous wig, slid in on rollers.

Seeing the female robot, the living room became quiet for a moment.

Lu Xun:? ? ?

what did i see?

who am I?

Why am I here?

The air in the living room seemed to be stagnant, and finally Ono spoke up to break the calm.

"Oh my god, it's so annoying!"

"You really should let your grandparents see this robot. After seeing it, they won't regret why daddy wasn't a daughter."

Crowd: ...

"Xiao Xun, Xiao Xun." Lu Shinian called again.

"Master, I'm here, please give me your orders."

"Use your robot hand to test his brain." Lu Shinian pointed at his third uncle.

"Okay~ Dear master, I will execute it now. Oh hehehe~" the female robot covered her mouth and smiled seductively.

Ono: I don’t have the eyes to see it. I really don’t have the eyes to see it.

The female robot Xiaoxun walked towards Lu Xun, and Lu Xun ran away in fear.

He dodged left and right, never letting the robot poke his head.

"Wife, son, save me... I'm afraid..."

"Scream, scream, no one will save you even if your throat is broken, oh hehe hehe..."

The female robot covered her mouth and smiled, shaking her hair seductively, and even the wig came out.

Crowd: ...

What kind of robot is this?

Lu Shinian seemed to feel that this robot was a bit embarrassing, so he shouted again: "Xiaoxun, Xiaoxun, what mode is it now?"

"Master, I'm here, now in the slutty and enchanting mode."

"Switch to pure mode."

"Ok."

drip~

"Switching to pure mode is complete." At this time, the female robot without fake hair looked at Lu Xun, "Come on, don't be afraid, it won't hurt. The nurse sister will check your body."

As she spoke, the female robot's arm stretched several times, and just when it was about to touch Lu Xun's head, a cold arrow shot over.

The female robot Xiaoxun stretched out her five fingers, quickly grabbed the cold arrow, and shot it with a piercing eye.

"When you sense a crisis, immediately switch to combat mode."

Soon, the robot and An An started fighting.

Lin Qingyu was worried about An An's safety and wanted to say something, but she heard Lu Shinian confidently explain.

"Don't worry, Xiaoxun won't hurt anyone. I wrote her program."

Lin Qingyu: ...

Can you please stop calling me Xiaoxun?

Every time she heard it, she got goosebumps.

Soon, An An was at a disadvantage.

The female robot stretched out her long arm and hugged An An tightly, making him unable to move. She then extended her other robot hand and stretched it out, clamping Lu Xun's head.

drip~

"Under testing."

"Please cooperate with the examiner, otherwise there is a high risk of brain damage."

Hearing the beep, Lu Xun was so scared that he didn't dare to move.

Lin Qingyu also turned pale, and quickly helped stabilize Lu Xun: "Don't move, just let the robot check your brain."

I didn't check it out last time at the hospital.

"Didi, under continuous testing."

"Didi, scan the brain layer."

"Scanning 50% completed..."

"Scanning 75% completed..."

"Scanning 98% completed..."

"Data analysis..."

Lu Xun's heart dropped.

It's over, how can I beg my wife for forgiveness later?