It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

"I admire brother Lu Xun very much."

As soon as the last note fell, Lin Qingyu slapped Liu Bixue in the face.

You're so shameless, I'm waiting for you here, and you still have the nerve to admit it.

Anyway, if you dare to admit it, I will beat you!

Any delay of one second would be a shameless disrespect to you!

Liu Bixue covered her burning right cheek and looked at Lin Qingyu in disbelief: "You hit me?"

"Yes, you are the one I hit. You don't need to thank me." Lin Qingyu imitated Lu Xun's usual sanctimonious look and nodded seriously.

Lu Xun was immediately amused by her little appearance, his eyes full of adoration.

My wife is becoming more and more like me.

Not bad.

But when Lin Qingyu's words fell in Liu Bixue's ears, it was like hearing a fantasy: "I... I still want to thank you?"

"That's right. You said that both of your parents are dead and you have no one to educate you since you were a child. Therefore, I can't sit idly by when you call me sister-in-law! I must give your dead parents a slap in the face to wake you up. wide awake."

Lin Qingyu spoke so eloquently that Liu Bixue was so angry that she ground her teeth.

"What my sister-in-law said makes no sense. I just admire brother Lu Xun. What have I done that you have to teach me a lesson for my parents?"

After the voice fell, Lin Qingyu slapped Liu Bixue's other cheek directly, and then asked seriously.

"Are you awake? If not, I can slap you again on behalf of your dead parents so that you can pour out all the water in your brain."

Liu Bixue: ...

"You said you admire my husband? Are you trying to swap concepts with a Chinese teacher like me?

There are so many outstanding men in this world, who wouldn’t admire a married man?

In modern times, your behavior is called "knowing three things and doing three things." It is despicable and despicable. In ancient times, it would have been in a pig cage.So my sister-in-law is teaching you and saving you. "

"Listen to my sister-in-law's advice. There are millions of men in this world. If you care about anyone, don't care about other people's men. Otherwise, you will be humiliating yourself.

If it's purely physiological needs and you want a man, you can find someone who doesn't have a wife.It really doesn’t work. There are homeless people under the overpass, and there are single men at the dating corner..."

Liu Bixue was so angry that her internal organs were twisted together.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Lin Qingyu grabbed her hand passionately and spoke to her heart to heart like a sister.

"To put it another way, if you really fall in love with my husband, I really have to advise you not to. With your intelligence, don't mess around, it's no use!

It’s true that my husband is excellent, but the more outstanding a person is, the higher the requirements for his partner’s DNA and IQ.

With your quality of DNA and IQ, even if you have a genetic mutation, he would not like it. "

Liu Bixue was so angry that her teeth chattered.

Doesn't this mean she is stupid?

Just as she was about to open her mouth to defend herself, she heard Lin Qingyu continue.

"Besides, don't think about it, how could we come to you with nothing prepared?

If my husband hadn't had someone check the Internet and surveillance cameras overnight last night, catch the snake seller, and torture him to extract a confession, he would have obtained full evidence.Do I dare to hit you like this? "

Liu Bixue's expression suddenly changed, and she was so frightened that she didn't even dare to speak.

"Look, we have people with such high cultural quality, like my husband, who graduated from a world-renowned university, can we lie to you?

Without any preparation and without obtaining evidence, they come to beat you. Why don't you bite me and call the police? "

Liu Bixue was stunned by Lin Qingyu. Her face turned blue and white for a while. Finally, after thinking about it, she threw herself on the ground and picked up her bag.

"It turns out it's you~baby. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..Sister-in-law, brother Lu Xun, it's all my fault. I forgot. My baby's death just now was so ugly that I couldn't recognize it.

This is my pet snake.I don’t know how it got into my bag and followed me out to play.

Sister-in-law, brother Lu Xun, don’t get me wrong. I didn’t intentionally put the bag with the snake in it in the hotel room to scare you.

Moreover, our baby is a pet snake and will not bite.It's very well-behaved. "

With that said, Lin Qingyu stretched out her hand towards Liu Bixue: "Where's the certificate? Generally, adoption of pets like snakes requires a wild animal domestication certificate. Where is your baby's certificate?"

The corner of Liu Bixue's mouth twitched: "At...at home."

"Shut up! Isn't that embarrassing enough? You don't go out with your brains." Cousin Lu Xun gave Liu Bixue a hard look. She couldn't stand this poor acting and went back to the hotel room angrily and on crutches.

Liu Bixue stood up and wanted to chase her, but Lu Xun called out to stop her.

"and many more."