Crack: Not loving you is the way back

Su Mo coughed and almost complained about it, describing herself as a pig. So far, she had only seen her.

She was confused and confused. She didn't know where the cause or origin of these words came from. She was really wronged.

With a "pop" sound, he slapped the chopsticks on the table, clasped his hands on the table, and looked at Gu Li expressionlessly, "Sister, which of my words and deeds misunderstood you?"

If she wanted to ridicule her, she didn't need to beat around the bush, be straightforward and clear in meaning, speak openly and stab her, because her brain couldn't hear nice words at all, so she had to speak clearly.

Gu Li was stimulated and stood up again, "You also said that you didn't dislike me, so you called me \u0027eldest sister\u0027!!" After a pause, her tone increased, and she deliberately emphasized, "\u0027eldest sister\u0027! Am I that old? ??I’m only in my twenties, so I’m only a little older than you, that’s all!!”

Sure enough, age is always an issue that women cannot mention. Once it is mentioned, it will explode. Even if the speaker does not mean it, the listener will automatically come up with a wonderful monologue.

"Sister..." Su Mo helplessly held her forehead and shouted again accidentally. She did it unintentionally this time, so as soon as she realized it, she choked back.

"You, scream again!!" Gu Li's eyes looked like she wanted to eat someone.

Su Mo analyzed Gu Li's facial expression with great interest. He huffed, looking cute no matter how cute he looked. He shook his head slightly. In order to prevent him from getting really angry, he explained in a gentle voice: "\u0027Sister\u0027is just a It is a verbal expression to express respect and does not mean to despise or ridicule people..."

"You have already used honorifics for me, and you still deny that you are not calling me old. You just dislike me!"

Women who act coquettishly are the best, but women who are messy and like to think wildly are really untouchable.

"I'm sorry, I haven't gone to school for a few days since I was a child. I even neglected my studies when I got out of society. I didn't learn Chinese well. I didn't even learn honorifics and honorifics..." Su Mo patted his mouth lightly, "Bah, it's even..." I don't distinguish between honorifics and catchphrases. I'm just used to it. I haven't changed it for a while. Don't take it to heart. I really don't mean what you think. We are both of the same age. If you say you are old, doesn't it mean that I am old?"

"Really?" Gu Li still didn't believe it.

"The heaven and the earth can be used as a guide, the sun and the moon can be seen. It is more real than real money and silver. I guarantee your happiness for the rest of your life... No, I guarantee it with the friendship between the two of us that has loved and killed each other for so many years." The idioms I have learned in this life are still there today. After using it, if Gu Li continues to ask so unreasonably, she will really lose her IQ.

"Okay then, I forgive you and I won't be angry with you."

"..." Su Mo was dumbfounded.

What has she done wrong that warrants her forgiveness? She's totally asking for her anger, okay?

Su Mo resisted the subconscious reaction of rolling her eyes and endured the people she provoked. Otherwise, the whole family would be in a state of chaos and she would have no time to deal with it.

As long as he could endure the calm for a while, take a step back and finish the meal quietly and in a good mood, Su Mo felt that it was not unacceptable to let Gu Li get a little more aggressive and torture her. .

Unexpectedly, before taking two bites of rice, Gu Li sat down and started acting like a monster again.

"You despise my IQ!" Gu Li looked at Su Mo unhappily.

Su Mo raised his head in surprise, swallowed the food in his mouth, opened his mouth, and was speechless for a moment. It was not because the food was stuck in his throat and he couldn't make a sound, but because he simply couldn't figure out what Gu Li's inexplicable remarks were. It jumped out from any corner.

Her brain circuit always makes people feel "amazing", so stunning that they drive them crazy, and they just want to catch her and beat her up.

"When did I despise your IQ?" If she thought her IQ was unreliable, would she put her life in her hands again and again? She is not sick!

In order to ensure that what she said was well-founded and well-founded, Gu Li moved the job that she had put into the cold palace from the side back to her eyes, pointed at the two pig brains on it, and gasped, "Give it to me With two pig brains stuck in my mouth, I can’t think of anything else but calling me a pig brain.”

"You are so!!" Su Mo wanted to refute her, but was so angry that he didn't know where to start. He was really kind-hearted and thought it was a donkey's liver and lungs. With such a powerful divergent thinking brain, if he were to do reading comprehension, the Chinese teacher would probably be angry on the spot. Hospitalized.

"Who bought the ingredients today?" Su Mo asked.

Not knowing what Su Mo meant, Gu Li didn't react for a moment. After a long time, she pointed at herself and said, "I went to the vegetable market to buy it myself."

"Who did it?"

Although she didn't understand why Su Mo asked these irrelevant questions, Gu Li felt a little proud when she thought that these dishes were made by herself, and she said loudly, "It's still me."

Now that the pit is dug, it’s time to shovel the soil and bury it.

Su Mo stared at it without blinking and said eloquently, "You bought the pig brains and made them yourself. I just borrowed flowers to offer to the Buddha and put them into your bowl with my chopsticks. That's all. Where did it come from?" Referring to the mulberry tree and cursing the huai tree, is that an insinuation?"

The words woke up the dreamer, and she immediately realized that she was making trouble unreasonably. Gu Li's neck and face turned red with embarrassment, but she still held her neck and said sternly: "Then why did you pinch it for me?"

Being angry can not only make people age quickly. Although she didn't care about her tattered skin, she didn't want to be angry to death. She took a deep breath, the corners of her mouth twitched uncontrollably, and said, "I like eating pigs." Brain?"

Gu Li shook her head. There were too many twists and turns in her mind, and she couldn't completely understand the meaning of Su Mo's words for a while. Seeing that Su Mo stopped talking and stared at Su Mo's death-threatening eyes, she spoke again: " So, why did you give me the pig brain?”

Go to the hell, the sea and the sky are vast, endure the moment of wronging yourself, and endure the moment of anger to death.

Su Mo couldn't bear it anymore and roared: "Are you going to see the world famous book One Hundred Thousand Whys? With so many whys, do you want to be rejuvenated and become an immortal or something? Eat if you can. If you can't eat, just go to the door and stare. Blowing wind, you’re talking a lot of nonsense, is it because you can’t close the machine gun in your mouth?”

Gu Li was a little surprised by Su Mo's suddenly louder roar of the Hedong lion. After Su Mo finished speaking, she stretched out her palm and recited the numbers silently in her mind. Finally, she raised three fingers and retorted unconvincingly, "I just asked. Why are you two, you asked me three, three! I... Ouch."

Su Mo looked very evil and mercilessly kicked her from under the table, "If you keep acting stupid, believe it or not, I will let you sleep on the street tonight? Such a big man is really blinder than a child like Min'er. toss!"

For a moment, Gu Li showed an aggrieved expression like "You're comparing me to a child again" and snorted depressingly without saying anything.