Go wild! son-in-law

After a hangover, feeling dizzy and weak in limbs, Jiang Meng patted his head and remembered going home and drinking, two bottles of red wine, and then... he couldn't remember.

Every piece of clothing on his body was stripped off, and someone seemed to be lying in the quilt next to him. Jiang Meng suddenly felt that his life was over. He was drinking at home and was invaded. What kind of bad luck happened to him?

There are also red finger prints on the towering peaks. Want to cry. Calm down quickly and don't wake up the person who bullied you.

Gently lift the corner of the quilt and get out of bed, lift up the baseball bat, and violently lift the quilt,

Jiang Xin, who was having a sweet dream, felt a chill and opened her eyes. Her sister stared angrily, raised the baseball bat high in her hand, and immediately said, "Are you crazy? Is this how you repay your savior?"

The hanging heart instantly returned to his stomach. Jiang Meng breathed a sigh of relief and threw the stick aside. "Why did you come to my house? I haven't told anyone that I live here? And you don't know the password for my door lock. How did you get in?"

After she calmed down, Jiang Xin felt afraid for a while. If her sister didn't lift the quilt to confirm, she would just hit her with a stick, and she would not be finished. "You haven't forgiven you for offending me last time. This time I almost became a dead ghost under your hands."

"I will first confirm who it is before I slap the stick. Quickly tell me, how did you get into my house?"

"My brother-in-law called me and said that you were drunk at home. He told me the address and the password. You think I want to come to your crappy place." Jiang Xin got out of bed and put on his clothes one by one.

Jiang Meng knew who the brother-in-law mentioned by his sister was. How could Cao Heng know that he was drunk at home? Just forget it if you can't think of it, "I'm sorry, what I said last time was unintentional. I haven't gone shopping for a long time. Please go shopping with me today."

Apart from paying her money, I really don't know how to apologize to her to get her forgiveness.

"What else did he say to you?" Jiang Meng was looking forward to what Cao Heng said.

"Look at your call records. You must have called him when you were drunk. I suddenly felt that everyone in our family was blind, and the worst one was my dad." The whole family looked down on him, and as a result, he was slapped in the face. One is Chen Mingjiang, and the second is Cao Heng. Parents only care about money.

For five minutes and ten seconds, Jiang Meng couldn't remember that he called Cao Heng. What did he say? It can't be... I don't dare to think about it anymore, how will I face him when we meet in the future, and why do we need to meet him? Decide to forget and never see you again!

"You're right, our family is very snobbish, especially our mother. You don't even know how she tricked me into having dinner with Chen Mingjiang last time..." Jiang Meng said The whole thing was described in detail, and if they hadn't taken their face into consideration, they would have overturned the table.

"You have just listened to them since you were a child. Look at me. You are not allowed to fall in love. I have to have a relationship. How many at a time? No matter how many you care about, no matter how you scold me, you just don't listen. It is impossible to put it back after birth. They are right If you're disappointed, I'll let you go." At first, her parents asked her to study finance, and her grades were high enough, but Jiang Xin insisted on going against it and majoring in journalism.

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After a six-hour walk to Caojia Village, the leaders, whose average age was 50 years old, felt that their legs were out of control of their bodies, that their legs were not legs, and that they walked lightly.

Looking at the organic food in front of them, they really lost their appetite. After a few mouthfuls, they put down the dishes and chopsticks. Some people even suffered from heatstroke.

Cao Zhi'an cooked a pot of refreshing food to relieve everyone's heat.

Jiang Mingyi usually exercised every day, but after all, he was old, so he sat on a stone in the corner of the tree and kept beating his calf muscles. I wanted to teach the people below me a lesson, but I didn’t expect that I would also suffer.

Someone wanted to show off in front of him that he had learned massage, but he refused. How could he enjoy special services in front of the people?

Someone witnessed everything. He was really an old man who wanted to save face and suffer. Cao Heng walked up to him and said, "Come in and I'll give you some massage. I'll let Cao Zhi'an give you acupuncture later. I'm here just to treat your illness." .”

After saying that, he turned around and entered the bamboo house without waiting for him to speak.

What disease could this kid have? Even if he does, it is a mental illness. He should see a psychiatrist. When does Chinese medicine treat mental illness? Jiang Mingyi followed him into the house with doubts.

When I was young, I often trained in the water. When I was in the company, I was stationed on a plateau at an altitude of more than 3000 meters. I patrolled in knee-deep snow in winter. After the age of 40, my whole body was full of problems, including rheumatism and joint pain from time to time.

There were only two people in the bamboo house. Cao Heng asked Jiang Mingyi to sit on a recliner with his legs on the bench. He brought a chair and massaged his legs. "I will gradually increase the intensity. If you can't bear it, just say it."

"Come on, I'm having a hard time." As soon as he finished speaking, the muscles in his calf felt like they were being clamped by iron vices, and a fart came out.

He lowered his head and massaged carefully. The force on his hand was stopped by a butt. Cao Heng slapped his mouth and nose. His square face was sleeping with his eyes closed. "Damn it, old man, you don't even have a face anymore?"

"It's human nature to eat, poop, and fart. If it wants to come out, let it out. Why should I lock it up, let it be free, and let me feel comfortable? It means that my fate with it has ended."

Such shameless fallacies could come out of his mouth. Jiang Mingyi kicked him and said, "Hurry up and let me take a nap."

As expected of a great leader, he was talking nonsense without a blushing face. Cao Heng said: "At least remind me that I should have recorded it just now. I will go back to Jianghai and buy the front page headlines for a week in a row. The secretary of the Central and South Provincial Party Committee talked about the fate of people and farts. '."

"I'll keep pressing on you, and when the next fate is over, remind me that my sense of smell is too sensitive." Cao Heng reminded him and continued pressing.

"You said you were sick, what kind of disease was it? Didn't Lao Gao find a doctor for you?"

"The doctors above who are dedicated to the big guys are at their wits' end. I met a brother in the village by chance. Maybe we both have the same surname, so we treat each other as brothers. He said that there is an old Chinese doctor in the village who is very good. He wants to give it a try. The attitude came over." Of course Cao Heng would not say that he came here because he drank aphrodisiac and found that it had some effect.

"How is the treatment effect?"

"It's okay, it's impossible to completely cure it. Old Man Cao said it takes a chance, but the chance hasn't come yet." As long as it's not confidential, there's nothing that can't be said.

"Can you tell me what the disease is?" You can use your connections to help him. Gao Kang was kind to himself, and he couldn't repay it in this life, so he just repaid it to the people around him.

"I was infected by an unknown virus, and no one could analyze the ingredients. Those old men regarded me as a little mouse to test the medicine. I really didn't want to cooperate with them in doing useless things, so I and Gao Kang...snapped" my head Got slapped. Cao Heng threw aside the foot on his lap.

"He is not only your leader, he is also your elder. No matter how big or small you are, hurry up and give me a hand." Jiang Mingyi put his feet on his lap.

"I'm not a technician in the club. You can do whatever you want if you give me money. What's more, you didn't give me any money. I also have a temper. But, you are a big leader, so whatever you say will be what you say. Little shit like me I can only do as you are told." If I hadn't asked you for something, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you.

While pressing his legs, he said: "Cao Zhi'an's medical skills are as good as those around the boss. I want to ask you to help him get a medical qualification certificate. In the future, this place will no longer be isolated from the world. He also wants to Carry forward your own medical skills."

"Ok!"

He agreed. Cao Heng threw his leg away, clapped his hands in disgust and went out. He found Cao Zhi'an and whispered: "Secretary Gao has a cold in his leg. Go and have it looked at for him."

You can't ask him to show favoritism in front of other people, and he can't agree. Instead, he will be dissatisfied with himself and find excuses to be alone together. People who can regard Old Man Gao as their elder brother are somewhat pedantic.

He took a silver needle wrapped in shabby cloth and came to Jiang Mingyi, "Secretary Gao, let me feel your pulse."

I was a little angry. I thought he respected the old and loved the young, but I didn't expect to be tricked by him. I was a little relieved that he didn't directly say it in front of others that getting a medical qualification certificate was not a big problem. Jiang Mingyi closed his eyes and stretched out a hand at will.

Cao Zhi'an didn't say anything after taking the pulse and just applied the acupuncture. As a bystander, Cao Heng found that the old man's acupuncture movements were much gentler than when he was treating himself. When he pricked himself, it was like treating an animal. Work hard.

The whole leg was very hot and swollen. After a while, Jiang Mingyi was surprised to find that the pain in his knee had disappeared. He opened his eyes and his eyes lit up, "Brother, your skills must be passed down."

"Inheritance requires a certificate. The old man can't read chemical element symbols or ABC. What do you think we should do?" Careers set thresholds. Some people have not studied systematically. What they inherit is the skills accumulated bit by bit by their ancestors. .

None of my sons or grandchildren want to learn Chinese medicine, and neither do the young people in the village. I am 61 years old, and I still don’t know how many tomorrows there are. The medical skills that have been passed down for hundreds of years are about to be lost, and Cao Zhi'an is very unwilling.

Ignoring Cao Heng, Jiang Mingjiang waited for the needles on his legs to be pulled out, strode towards the door, and shouted to the people in the courtyard: "Brother Cao's skills are very good, everyone should come in and experience it. I just finished acupuncture and my whole body feels comfortable." .”

We lined up according to the size of the positions. When we entered, we looked decadent and couldn't even lift our feet when we walked. When we came out, we walked vigorously and steadily.

I turned into an enthusiastic passerby and asked everyone after acupuncture how they felt, and received unanimous praise. Jiang Mingyi felt happy. Everyone had experienced it. No one would gossip if he gave Cao Zhian the green light in the future.

The old fox is always an old fox, and several of the people here are also foxes. I don’t know why he did this, but the effect of acupuncture is really good. The fatigue in his legs disappeared. Cao Heng watched coldly. At some point, Cao Xingwang appeared next to him and whispered: "Did Secretary Jiang eat bee poop? He was smiling so happily."

Of course I'm happy. I gave Cao Zhi'an the green light to get a medical qualification certificate. Even if something happens, I won't be able to rely on him. Because everyone praised his medical skills, they all asked him to treat their legs when he was unlicensed.