Quickly wear: My little husband is pampered and arrogant

"Ho ho..." So hungry...

He kept moaning that he was hungry, and at some point he ran into a village. The people in the village were very simple. When they saw him, they thought he had something wrong with his eyes and his IQ.

The guys couldn't help but feel a little distressed, and they all gave him food, but they didn't expect that he seemed to be frightened, grinning at them and hooting a few times before running away.

The little zombie ran outside a house covered entirely with stone slabs and touched around. It was so novel that he saw the flowers and plants under the locust tree in the distance and ran over to pull them.

The old man who was sitting outside the door fanning himself in the cool breeze couldn't bear to see him pulling at the flowers and plants in the bright sun, so he walked over and brought him over.

The little zombie didn't know why, and he didn't understand. It was just "ho ho ho ho". When he saw the cattail leaf fan in the old man's hand, he pointed at it and said, "Ho ho ho!" Give it to me!

Only then did the old man realize that he was not only a fool, but also a mute. He gave him the fan and couldn't help but sigh, "Oh my god, you just can't see good people."

The little zombie played with a fan and smelled the scent of blood on her body, and his stomach growled, but he didn't want to drink this person's blood, it didn't taste good.

He wanted to find the food he liked, and then drink it slowly. He was so hungry, and the little zombie blinked aggrievedly, but he couldn't find any delicious food.

When the old man heard the sound of his hungry stomach, he turned around and went into the house and brought out several white flour buns, "Take these and eat them."

The little zombie simply tilted his head, "Huh?" What is this?

The old man thought he didn't know, so he put it directly on his hand, kept one in his hand and showed him how to eat it, "Eat it, it's not poisonous, and you won't be hungry after eating it."

The little zombie blinked cutely, he was hungry.

The things in my hands seem edible.

He took it to his nose and smelled it. There was no smell, but he was really hungry and would starve to death if he didn't eat.

The little zombie began to feel aggrieved again, imitating the old man's example and eating white-flour steamed buns. The old man brought him a small bench and let him sit on it and eat.

He sat obediently, put the fan on the ground, picked up the steamed bun and chewed it dryly again and again, but it was difficult to swallow it.

After eating, he put down the fan and ran away again. The little zombie wanted to get what he liked, but after getting it, he felt bored after a few minutes and stopped liking it.

When he appeared again in the city, he was completely dirty. He was completely different from the report on the big screen. Even his biological father and mother did not recognize him.

When he saw someone riding an electric bike on the side of the road, his eyes lit up and he said, "Hoho!!" It's so fun! want to!

He doesn't want the car, he just wants the electric car and the helmet.

People passing by him thought he was a beggar because he smelled bad. They couldn't help but feel disgusted and consciously stayed away from him. "Hurry up and leave. This is the first time I've seen such a smelly beggar."

The little zombie didn't know what was going on and couldn't understand what they were saying. He only knew that he wanted an electric car. He was not stupid. He knew that he couldn't run as fast as an electric car, so he could only sit there unhappy.

After he finished wagging, he started running around again, until he found a row of electric cars parked on the road opposite. He couldn't take his eyes away, and he ran over happily.

Who knows, before I get there, a bunch of people suddenly appear. It’s time to get off work. Everyone’s electric cars are parked very close to where they work.

The little zombie rubbed his eyes in grievance, "Hoho!!" He was not happy! I don't want you anymore!

Someone heard his roar and turned around. The first impression was that he was dirty and a fool. "Go, go, go aside, what are you doing blocking the road here?!"

The little zombie bared its teeth at him, "Ho ho!!" You really stink! !

Then before the man could curse, he saw him running away, kicking the car irritably, "What?! He's like a retard!"

The little zombie wandered around the city for several days, and finally found his favorite food in a dark alley, "Hoho!!" You are bright and beautiful!

The shiny things are so beautiful!

he likes!

"Ho ho!" You smell so good!

He quickly ran over and hugged her, grinding his teeth on her neck, "Hey..." I'm hungry...

……

"Xuxu, they are following us. Is what I say so unreliable? I think I made it up very well." Shiyang looked at the driver and asked in confusion.

Shang Xu asked, "Why do you think they don't believe it?"

"That's it. It doesn't matter to them whether you believe it or not. They just want my serum to experiment with. Does Xu Xu want me to go?" He is not that noble and goes back with the people who captured him before. They even took his serum and messed around with it, but he was still an experimental subject. Do you really think he has no temper? !

Shang Xu turned to look at him and said, "No, Yangyang can only be safe if she stays by my side."

"But I want to ask one thing, is the seduction you said true or false?"

Listening to her cold and jealous voice, Shiyang suddenly wanted to tease her, "Do you think it's true? If it's not true, how did you escape."

Shang Xu's indifferent expression instantly darkened, "So..." She tightened her grip on the steering wheel, "You're really seduced." Then, she suddenly laughed, "That's just right, I'm jealous, you owe me a hundred million times. "

Shiyang: "..."

He had reason to suspect that her anger just now was fake!

The next 100 million times are the key!

Shiyang resisted the urge to curse, "Are you sure you are not the reincarnation of Zhou Papi?! A hundred million times?! Only you dare to think so!"

Shang Xu said quietly: "I asked you if it was true or false, and the baby admitted that it was true, so was I wrong?"

Shiyang's fists were itchy and he gritted his teeth, "I have no sexual temptation. Cancel it a hundred million times. No, I object."

He couldn't turn over a hundred million times in his life. How could this be possible? He still expected to turn over after playing three thousand times!

"invalid objection."

"..."

"Shang Xu!!!" Shiyang widened his eyes and increased the volume, "You've gone too far!!"

"It's okay, baby, don't you agree?" Shang Xu seemed to be thinking, and finally gave the answer, "Let's do this, reduce the 100 million times to 5,000 times, plus you seduce me every day, and you can't stop until a month later, Yang Yang, do you think it’s a good deal?”

Shiyang paused. If his face could burst into red, it would be extremely red now. He knew that she just wanted him to seduce her!

"Baby, you're so bad. If you want me to seduce you, just say so. It's not impossible."

Shang Xu's face rarely felt uncomfortable for a second, "What... did you call me?!"

"Call you baby, baby or baby, whichever one you like, you will call me when I am seducing you." He laughed shyly, "You really know how to plan, I owe you five thousand times, just five thousand times, I can seduce you for one more month, and I guarantee you won’t be able to stop.”

Shang Xu: "..."

My husband is indeed as open as ever!

She said: "Subtract five thousand times and add one month."

Tsk, she is indeed a scheming woman!