Damn it! All the fairies are on maternity leave

Xu Feng was very hurt.

He looked at Shangguan Jing resentfully with his big, captivating eyes.

Shangguan Jing was sitting opposite him, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, as if she had encountered something happy.

Sitting there elegantly, sipping tea.

"You are indeed qualified, but you have to show your sincerity."

"..."

"For example, help me improve my spiritual roots for free and help me break through."

"..."

"Moreover, there are many female ancestors in the sect's forbidden area. If you take action, you will also be a good group of forces."

"..."

"Of course, you have to give us spiritual root seeds, and you have to give them free of charge."

"..."

"Dumb?"

Shangguanjing talked a lot to himself, but found that Xu Feng remained silent.

Just sitting there, looking at her resentfully.

I wanted to laugh, but I held it back.

"You've gone too far."

Although it takes a little energy to recover.

However, science shows that this kind of physical pain is more terrifying than a woman giving birth.

"Oh? It has hurt so many women from my Baihua Sect, why not teach it a lesson?"

Hearing these words, Xu Feng was very angry.

Who is bullying whom?

He is a mortal, okay? During normal work, he is almost always suppressed by his bosses.

Those who eat this bowl of rice must not act based on the faces of the bosses.

Have you ever done any of these things to understand them?

Why did it come out of your mouth that he was bullying others?

"You are such a mouthful."

"Who's spraying who?"

Xu Feng:......

He felt that the ancestor of Baihuamen was driving, but he could not find any evidence.

"Those requests you made..."

"how?"

"All impossible."

Shangguanjing:......

Good guy, you’ve been working on it for a long time, but you haven’t succeeded at all?

This guy who has nothing to lose is extremely abominable.

"Isn't this the deal you want to make? I'm just offering payment."

"That's a request you made?"

"Isn't it?"

Xu Feng rolled his eyes and decided to talk about it later.

Talking about this with this guy now is indeed a bit disadvantageous.

"Okay, let's talk about this later."

???

"Stop nagging. Why did you come to me? Let's go."

Shangguanjing:......

Xu Feng grabbed his wrist and pulled him towards the bed, leaving Shangguanjing speechless.

You were still discussing a deal one second, but why did you change your mind the next second?

"Do you think I'm asking too much?"

"Why is your belt tied in such a tight knot?"

"Actually, if we each take a step back, we might be able to reach a deal."

"Huh, how many clothes are you wearing?"

"There are not many old guys in the forbidden area. If you give them some benefits, I think they will agree to your proposal."

"Oh my god, your bellyband is pink?"

Seeing this, Xu Feng felt like laughing.

But I dare not show it.

After all, an ancestor actually wears pink, which is indeed a bit of something.

"The rules of my Baihua Sect are pretty good. If you are interested, you can really try it. Maybe many people will be convinced by you.

By that time, there must be many people supporting you. "

"So big, so white..."

"The one named Li Jingya, it is said that you met her first, right? I can make the decision and betroth her to you.

Hmm, how about I just follow the secular etiquette and marry you as my concubine? "

"Suck it, you smell so good."

"Actually, we have the same pursuit. Cooperation will benefit both sides, maybe... hiss..."

"Phew, it's finally quiet."

After talking for a long time, Xu Feng was almost bored to death.

Work must look like work.

This is what Xu Feng learned on Aqua Blue Star, a spiritual concept at work.

How much salary do you get, how much do you do.

As for the big pie painted by the bosses, just listen to it.

If you take it seriously, congratulations, you will definitely achieve something in the future.

"Huh, I've been talking for a long time, did you listen?"

"In, really."

"So, do we have a deal?"

"I've said we'll talk about it later. Isn't it inappropriate to say it now?"

Shangguanjing:......

Isn't it appropriate?

She looked at it and saw that something was indeed wrong.

"ask you a question."

"Say."

"Do you want to add a clock?"

"..."

I do not know how long it has been.

Shangguan Jing was leaning to the side, his whole body was like a piece of ice, and Xu Feng was shivering from the cold.

Xu Feng used some means to successfully upgrade her spiritual root to a top-grade spiritual root.

However, looking at her like this, she was obviously very dissatisfied.

"you..."

Xu Feng was about to speak, but Shangguanjing suddenly stepped out of the way and disappeared.

Disappearing with her were all her clothes.

For a moment, she didn't want to stay here.

Originally, she thought of treating Xu Feng as a tool, but she never thought that Xu Feng would actually treat her as a tool.

Still at his mercy.

A rebuttal was made using spiritual roots as an excuse, and she had to cooperate.

After all, it was now, what could she do?

Simply, extremely shameless.

Shangguanjing's residence.

When she came back here, she was already neatly dressed.

However, when he entered the living room, he saw two figures sitting there.

It was Zi Yan, and another ancestor Jing Yi.

"Did Ancestor Shangguan get his wish?"

"With a spring breeze and peach blossoms on my face, I am indeed nourished."

"Keke, congratulations to Ancestor Shangguan for finally becoming a real woman after thousands of years."

"What's wrong with you?"

Shangguanjing did not respond to the two people's teasing.

Instead, he replied coldly, directly correcting what Zi Yan said.

It's okay to make a joke or two at ordinary times.

But when Shangguan Jing makes such an expression, you can't mess with him.

If you mess with it, you will get beaten.

"It's not a big deal..."

"Then go back."

Two women:? ? ?

The two ancestors, Zi Yan and Jing Yi, looked at each other and finally left helplessly.

However, the two started chatting through the sound transmission.

"I guess I suffered a loss."

"I think so too."

"I think that little guy probably used some despicable means on Ancestor Shangguan."

"It's okay. After the first time, there will be a second time. She will always get used to it."

"I hope that boy doesn't get into trouble when the time comes."

"Keke, I can understand that you are talking about Shangguan Ancestor being coquettish?"

"Zi Yan, do you want to fight?"

"It's true that my hands are a little itchy. I didn't dare to do anything before because I was worried about longevity. Now that I have a chance to make a breakthrough, I might as well give it a try."

"Very good, I will teach you a lesson after I break through."

"Coward."

"none of your business."

Watching the two people leave, Shangguanjing directly set up barriers in his accommodation.

Then he prepared a huge bucket of hot water for himself and took off his clothes.

Shangguanjing:......

Seeing the countless small strawberries left on her snow-white body, she gritted her teeth in anger.

"Asshole, damn it..."

How had she ever experienced such birdiness?

After cultivating all his life, he rejected countless Taoist companions seeking cooperation and devoted himself to the Tao.

But even at the end of his life, he still has not entered a higher realm.

In the end, he could only bury himself in the soil, waiting to make his final contribution to the sect.

Or waiting for that slim chance.

Now there is an opportunity.

But...

What she didn't know was that Xu Feng had made these strawberries on purpose.

The purpose is to arouse her anger.

Women, if you can leave something in their hearts, then it will be easy to enter their hearts.

Dealing with an ancestor like Shangguan Jing, it is difficult to get into her heart.

Or, almost impossible.

It is very slim to leave anything in her heart.

However, it is not difficult to leave something on her body.

Body and mind, body first and then mind.

Xu Feng understands these.