Damn it! All the fairies are on maternity leave

Under Zi Ji's hard "torture", Xu Feng leaned on the bedside and wiped his "tears".

Looking at Zi Ji sitting by the bed, arranging her clothes, Xu Feng cried so sadly.

"I'm not alive anymore, how could you do this to me."

"..."

"If you bully me but I can't beat you, you're still a woman."

"..."

"Uuuuuuuah, how pitiful, it's so unreasonable, you're riding on my head."

"Pfft, don't talk nonsense."

"Haha, isn't it? If my body hadn't been tempered, I would have been tricked and killed by you."

Ziji:......

As if she thought of something, a blush appeared on her pretty face.

But soon, it disappeared.

There are old couples here, and no one knows who is who.

You bastard, just have fun.

"Well, is this how powerful Daluo Jinxian is?"

After Zi Ji tidied herself up, she stretched her right hand forward, and a ball of light appeared in her palm for no apparent reason.

Then, he was crushed by Zi Ji.

What followed was ripples spreading outward.

When the ripples spread to the door and walls, they directly aroused the formation here and blocked them.

"You, you still want to kill people and silence them?"

"That's enough for you. I didn't get what you wanted. Is it necessary to go on forever?"

Zi Ji had a black line on her forehead.

I don’t know where this bastard learned so many things.

If you don't do your job well and have to take shortcuts, it really makes your head hurt.

This shameless rat turd and shit stirrer makes people extremely helpless.

"Ahem, what is that..."

"Shut up, let me ask you, where did you get this habit from?"

Zi Ji narrowed her beautiful eyes and stared straight at Xu Feng.

She really wanted to know which sister opened such a path for Xu Feng.

Not only that, but she has developed this kind of habit, which is simply disgusting.

"Uh..."

Xu Feng touched his nose awkwardly and rolled his eyes.

"Are you satisfied with your improved cultivation?"

"Don't talk nonsense with me and change the subject, right? Tell me, who is it? I have to cripple her."

Nima, it's so annoying.

This is nothing. If you can't take the Roman road, you have to find another way.

Simply invincible.

Will Xu Feng answer?

Of course it is impossible.

This is the experience he summed up from countless accidents when he was in the lower realm.

There are many disciples in Heaven, although most of them cannot accept this.

However, there are still many. After Xu Feng was not careful the first time, he slowly accepted it later.

As a result, Xu Feng carved a new path among the many fairies.

Moreover, this matter is like a virus and can be contagious.

Xu Feng also took his time, and after countless attempts, many fairies who were unwilling to try before gradually let go of their confinement.

It's a pity that he tried many times with Zi Ji, but he never succeeded once.

"I have a feeling these days that she is coming back."

"Who?"

"Xu Qingzi."

"Oh, then you can try to find her and see if she will allow you to do this."

Zi Ji rolled her eyes at Xu Feng, stood up and waved her jade hand to put away the formation here.

Then, she grabbed Xu Feng, reached forward with her other hand, and instantly tore a crack out.

嗖

Xu Feng:? ? ?

Looking at Zi Ji getting further and further away, Xu Feng was completely confused.

Just like that, just throw him away?

This bastard woman doesn't recognize anyone after putting up her skirt, right?

砰

"Oh, let me go, were you thrown here?"

In his imagination, the pain of being dropped did not come, but he fell directly into a warm and soft embrace.

Xu Feng blinked his big eyes and looked up, what a good guy, just threw him to his best friend?

"Uuuuuuuuah, Qingxia, Ziji is so inhumane, she just threw me out when she was done..."

"Uh, okay, okay, don't cry, no, please be normal."

"Phew, I feel wronged."

"Are you wronged? Let me see where you are wronged."

"Here, here, and here..."

"You're so numb. Go and wash yourself up. You smell like that old woman Zi Ji all over your body."

Xu Feng:......

"Forget it, let me help you."

Xu Feng:......

He was once again carried by one hand, stuffed into the sink in the room, and then scrubbed.

Then, he lifted him up and shook out the water stains, like a little chicken.

A very similar scene was played out in front of Xu Feng again.

Haha, she is indeed the best best friend ever.

This technique, this movement, this slightly raised corner of the mouth are exactly the same.

Xu Feng was so angry that he simply stopped refuting.

He used his own method to silently resist.

I don’t know how long it has been

"Hey, that's wrong, that's wrong, are you making a fool of yourself?"

"Shh, don't talk."

"You...emmmm..."

Qingxia Fairy Xu Feng might not be able to beat her, but when he gets close, as long as she doesn't use her fairy power to hit him.

Then, one of Xu Feng's eighteen martial arts skills, the entanglement technique, directly locked his hands and feet.

In this case, unless Fairy Qingxia uses her immortal power, she will not be able to resist Xu Feng.

Therefore, in actual combat, what matters is combat skills and combat experience.

This is like why most of the so-called proud men of heaven are able to fight beyond the ranks.

Those are all people who have exceeded their limits in battle after battle.

Moreover, only by accumulating countless battle experiences can he be proud of his peers.

People like Fairy Qingxia just suffered a loss because they were not as experienced as Xu Feng.

During the battle, he was unable to concentrate, but Xu Feng seized this opportunity.

In the end, she could only grit her silver teeth and glare at Xu Feng fiercely.

Xu Feng didn't go too far. Since he had achieved a staged victory, he also improved Qingxia's cultivation.

By the way, I took advantage of the convenience of work and made some investments.

Even if these investments are useless, who gives Xu Feng "money"?

However, these investments of his are destined to be unrewarded.

Moreover, it is still the kind of probability that is directly 0.

Unless something weird happens in this world, or Fairy Qingxia's body evolves.

"Phew, I really want to slap you to death."

Qingxia glanced at Xu Feng speechlessly, and grabbed Xu Feng's ears with her jade hands.

"Are you willing to?"

"Fuck, don't talk to me, I'm too lazy to care about you."

"Hey, didn't you notice?"

"Found what?"

"I will give you a way to improve your cultivation..."

Qingxia: ...

After hearing Xu Feng's words, Fairy Qingxia's delicate body trembled slightly for no reason.

The other hand quietly touched Xu Feng's waist and made several large rotations.

This bastard is truly a devil.

Nima, why do you feel a little nauseous?

According to his ability, wouldn't it mean that for male cultivators...

Bah, disgusting.