Damn it! All the fairies are on maternity leave

In the direction Mu Qingxue pointed, there was nothing but dense trees.

Mu Qingxue had no intention of taking Xu Feng over to have a look.

Some things, seeing them will only make you sad.

not to mention......

"I came back once more than 400 years ago, but the village was gone.

It is said that in order to avoid the disaster, the whole village fled. Haha, who knows where they fled. "

Mu Qingxue chuckled, a trace of nostalgia flashing in her eyes.

But maybe it's been a long time, and the nostalgia has faded.

Think about it too.

Even on Planet Aqua, there are still a few relatives who can be contacted four generations later.

Not to mention that in the fantasy world, more than 400 years have passed.

Time can really dilute everything.

"I don't even know where my former home is."

Mu Qingxue glanced at Xu Feng.

Especially when he heard what Xu Feng said, he pursed his lips and didn't know what to say.

She can forget a lot of things because she spends a lot of time doing it.

But Xu Feng is only in his 20s.

His age, in the world of cultivation, is just the beginning.

In the past, they also investigated Xu Feng's identity.

However, Xu Feng seemed to appear out of thin air, with no information to check.

This is the first time Xu Feng mentioned his home.

"Do you know if there are any value-preserving things in your former home?"

"Iconic things? Do airplanes count?"

"Flying chicken?"

"Cannons, atomic bombs, a small landmass with hundreds of countries, high-rise buildings, feasting and feasting..."

Mu Qingxue:? ? ?

She could understand every word Xu Feng said, but when they were put together, she was confused.

What's this all about.

What is a cannon?

The light is red and the wine is green?

There are also flying chickens, chickens that can fly.

These can be regarded as iconic things in Xu Feng's hometown. His life there must be very hard.

"Since you can't go back, just forget about those miserable lives. Don't you still have us now?"

Mu Qingxue said, sitting on the treetop, hugging Xu Feng into her arms and comforting her.

Xu Feng:? ? ?

A life of hardship?

"Well, it is indeed quite hard, especially during the time when I was studying. I had to get up at dawn and study all the time until very late at night before I could rest."

"Hanchuang is studying hard."

"So night travel, nine years of compulsory education, three years of devil's study, and four years of university will be better."

Mu Qingxue:? ? ?

Nine years, three years, four years, does this study take 16 years?

"It's so hard, so when you came here, weren't you still in the process of learning?"

"Yeah, I'm in college, and I haven't talked about my girlfriend yet."

"girlfriend?"

"Well, I'm just a very close female friend."

"How good is it?"

"This one is so good that you can sleep on the same bed without any clothes."

"Pfft~, cluck..."

Mu Qingxue was made to laugh by Xu Feng's words.

The trace of unhappiness from before all disappeared.

Although she didn't know where there was such a country as Xu Feng mentioned.

It takes 16 years to read a book.

However, the university Xu Feng mentioned was quite interesting.

"Isn't this my wife?"

"Wife? Well, that's fine, but in college, when men and women fall in love, it's just boring most of the time.

They relieve each other's boredom and comfort each other. Very few people can get together after graduation. "

"What do you mean? Just for fun?"

Can't you?

Where can the secular world be so open?

Or just for fun and to relieve boredom?

is that a lie.

"My hometown is open. In our place, women can go out on the streets without wearing pants."

"Huh? No, no pants?"

"Yeah, wear a pair of hip-length shorts and a pair of shoes, with the whole middle exposed."

"This......"

"You've never seen a hip-hugging skirt before. Wearing a hip-hugging skirt and a pair of shorts is called sexy, the professional attire of a mature woman."

As Xu Feng spoke, he made gestures on Mu Qingxue's body.

Tell her where her clothes are covered and where they are exposed.

This gesture not only confused Mu Qingxue.

Even the quadruplets who were guarding the four directions were dumbfounded.

"Isn't this very slutty?"

How can a woman go out wearing so little?

Even the Hongchen disciples of the Hehuan Sect, except for some of their legs, are covered tightly.

"What is debauchery? That is fashion."

"Fashion? What is that?"

"How should I put it? Well, it is a spiritual requirement, something that everyone recognizes.

Just like some couples in college, a small forest is their paradise. "

Mu Qingxue didn't understand again. She looked at the endless woods in front of her.

If this forest were placed in Xu Feng's hometown, wouldn't it become a paradise for countless people?

"Don't you understand? As a college student, because you don't have the ability to make money to support your family, the money you spend is given by your parents.

In order to save money, men and women in love will go into some small woods, and then like this, like this..."

"Bah, shameless."

"Hey, who are you scolding? I've never been there."

"I will scold anyone who has been there."

"No, I am happy with it, but it bothers you?"

"That's not true, but it's just shameless."

"Forget it, even if I tell you, you don't understand. It's people's nostalgia for youth.

People will grow up slowly, then become a hundred years old and die.

If you can leave some beautiful memories on the road of life, that is the spiritual pursuit of many people. "

"That can't be in a place like that."

"It's not that I don't have money. If I don't have money to drive, um, I'll stay in an inn."

"Don't have money to stay in an inn? Then just build a residence yourself."

"No money."

Mu Qingxue:? ? ?

She thought about it and roughly understood what Xu Feng meant.

Think about it, if you don’t even have money to stay in an inn, how can you have money to build a house?

They are all a group of unarmed mortals, but they cannot do the tricks of monks.

"Love, hard-working mandarin ducks, eh? No, you just said that they were just playing? Why didn't they get married in the end?"

"Some of them are just for fun, especially those rich kids who change girls every day or two.

Some people are very attracted to each other at the beginning, but after getting together, they realize that the other person may not be suitable for them, and then they break up for fun.

Others, although they both wanted to be together, but after leaving school, they were overwhelmed by the fatigue of life, and in the end, most of them broke up.

Of course, there is another more terrifying thing. "

"what's up?"

"Difficult mother-in-law."

"What girl?"

"Well, that's what my mother-in-law means."

"Why is my mother-in-law so difficult?"

"Because, if you want your mother-in-law to agree to marry her daughter to you, there are a lot of things in between."

"for example?"

"There's a room, a car, and money. It's a mess. There are too many separations."

"After all, is it because of money?"

"Well, mostly because of these."

"Are there a few more?"

"That is, people simply don't like you."

Mu Qingxue:......