Damn it! All the fairies are on maternity leave

Xu Feng was waiting expectantly for the dance to begin.

Dozens of beautiful women, dressed in fairy costumes, will look great dancing.

However, after waiting for a while, Xu Feng was confused.

"Why, why don't you jump?"

"Pfft, cluck..."

Xu Feng:? ? ?

Looking at Mu Qingxue, who was smiling like a flower next to him, Xu Feng was very confused.

"Alright, let's dance your sect's opening dance."

Mu Qingxue rolled her eyes at Xu Feng, and then said to Mudan.

After hearing Mu Qingxue's words, both Mudan and others breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s not that they don’t dance, it’s that they really don’t know how to dance.

If you want to blame it, just blame Xu Feng for being a bit difficult in his demands and the fact that they know too much.

Moreover, they are still the kind of people who are not good enough for each other.

People only know how to play the flute, but you ask them to play the piano.

Isn't this causing trouble?

The key is that people didn't dare to refute because they were afraid, so they were forced to answer that they knew how to play the piano.

How to play?

After Mu Qingxue gave them the steps, under the leadership of Mudan, they began to take action.

With a slight step, there was an opening that broke away from the gravity of the earth. It was quickly opened and then encircled.

The dance turns back to the red sleeves, and the sorrowful song gathers the green tinsel.

The whole hall is full of sunshine, and the seats are decorated with beautiful figures.

The light steps and graceful dances are like spring swallows nestling in their nests, and the rapid flight is like a magpie bird frightened at night.

The beautiful dance posture is leisurely and graceful, and the body is as light as the wind.

Their beauty is exquisite, their delicate bodies are ups and downs, their bodies are as soft as if they were boneless, and their temperament is charming and moving.

The dancing postures are open and close, but also full of tenderness and charm.

He can always do some jaw-dropping actions.

The graceful dancing posture and pleasant tunes made Xu Feng feel calm.

However, the changes in the tune and dance postures from time to time aroused Xu Feng's emotions again.

Sometimes calm, sometimes excited, sometimes surprised, sometimes excited...

Especially when seeing peony, Xu Feng always had a strange feeling for some reason.

According to Xu Feng's knowledge, these are mortal fairies who have experienced "countless times".

However, peonies are charming and sometimes convey a sense of purity.

Compared with the women next to her who could open and close, she danced very beautifully.

But who is Xu Feng?

He has had countless experiences, and he does research when he has nothing to do. He can guess almost all the information about fairies.

Therefore, Xu Feng was a little surprised at this time.

"The one named Mudan is also a disciple of the Hehuan Sect?"

"what happened?"

Mu Qingxue was leaning on the chair, holding her cheeks and looking at the dance below.

The jade fingers and jade hands were still placed on the armrest on the side, tapping gently.

After hearing Xu Feng's words, she blinked her beautiful eyes a few times and asked.

"It's just that she feels weird."

"What's wrong?"

"It's weird everywhere, um, like a little girl who hasn't experienced anything like that."

"Have you never experienced that? Uh, pfft, cluck..."

After Mu Qingxue reacted, she immediately felt funny.

He sat up straight, hugged Xu Feng into his arms, and placed him on his lap.

"They say you like to think about these things, but I didn't expect that you actually figured out some tricks."

Mu Qingxue couldn't help but laugh.

I have heard from the little sisters around me before that Xu Feng likes to study those things.

For example, think about other people's walking postures and various behaviors.

It can still be said succinctly, but now it seems that it does have some merit.

"That's right, sir, I'm not a vegetarian."

"Ah, yes, yes, you eat meat every day."

Mu Qingxue knew something about Xu Feng's deeds.

It is said that this guy is the kind of person who gets excited when seeing blood.

This is one of the reasons why the disciples of Heavenly Court chose innocent families when they were looking for new members outside.

"Then let's talk about that guy. What kind of cultivation level does she have?"

"Out-of-body realm, what's wrong?"

"She's out of body. Doesn't that mean she's too young?"

"You're not young anymore, you can be your ancestor's ancestor."

"Well, then why do I feel that she is still like that..."

"what?"

Mu Qingxue looked at Xu Feng playfully, making the latter feel a little uncomfortable.

What he dislikes the most is being teased by women.

In this way, he seems a bit unmanly.

So, subconsciously, he stretched out his dog paw.

"Okay, okay, there are still people here."

Mu Qingxue grabbed Xu Feng's paw that wanted to do harm and quickly comforted him.

There are so many people here, if Xu Feng succeeds.

With their cultivation, how could they not know Xu Feng's little moves.

Although she was open-minded by nature, she couldn't let Xu Feng take advantage of her in front of so many people.

"Mudan, I have heard of this guy. He Huan Sect's inner sect's genius is expected to enter the realm of integration before he is five or six hundred years old.

Moreover, she has a special physique and can continue to practice Hehuan Gong without entering the world of mortals.

Well, it's a weird one. "

"Special physique? What kind of special method?"

Xu Feng subconsciously thought of physique, the kind of physique that can be taken away by the opponent after being broken.

However, even if he cannot practice it, he still has some understanding of Hehuan Gong.

It is a cultivation technique that focuses on absorbing, rather than being sucked away or something like that.

"I don't know, no one has figured it out yet, huh? How about you try it tonight?"

"Come on, I don't have any cultivation at all, don't let others suck me dry."

Xu Feng quickly waved his hand and refused.

Although he does not have a cultivation level, he has energy value.

If his energy value is similar to ordinary cultivation, he will not be sucked to death after being caught.

Although peonies are beautiful.

But Xu Feng doesn't want to be the ghost under the peony flowers.

Compared to peonies, Xu Feng prefers flowers in bloom.

Aren’t those white, pink, red, etc. more beautiful than peonies?

Xu Feng couldn't do it if he was asked to give up the flowers and challenge the peonies who didn't know the outcome.

"Pfft, you man, who told you that you would be sucked dry?"

"Well, isn't that what people practice?"

"As long as people don't use the exercises."

"Then, what if someone doesn't hold back and just starts running?"

"Why are you so timid?"

"Isn't it because I'm scared to death that I can't bear to leave you?"

"Just your sweet mouth."

"Would you like to try it?"

"I'm too lazy to care about you."

While the two were flirting, the dance over there ended.

With Peony's almost twist-like movement, it ended perfectly.

Xu Feng was stunned by this.

Can the human body still achieve such a posture?

"Can you do this move?"

Mu Qingxue:? ? ?

She looked at Xu Feng, then looked down, and then rolled her eyes at Xu Feng.

"What, you want me to do this?"

"Ahem, just research."

"On the four major peaks of heaven, earth, black and yellow, most women can do it."

"Uh, sniff, and this matter, it seems I still underestimate you."

"That's right, we know a lot."

"I'll have to study it carefully when I get back."

"Then it will probably take you a lot of time."

"What I don't lack most is time."