The abandoned son of a wealthy family always wants to become a monk and fortune-telling

The autumn rain outside the window is continuous. It is rare that Shang Jing has not bothered Yanjiu these two days.

Yanjiu was sleeping wrapped in a quilt at home, and slept for more than 30 hours in a row.

Even if the fox jumped on him, Yanjiu would not even turn over.

Dabai was already a little irritable because there was a knock on the door.

Dang, Dang, Dang... Don't be impatient, I've been knocking for more than ten minutes, it's annoying as hell.

But Yanjiu looked like he was dead in sleep and was indifferent to the knock on the door.

Dabai opened his mouth wide and prepared to find a place on Yanjiu's body to bite.

At this moment, Yanjiu slowly opened his eyes, stood up tiredly, and waved lazily towards Dabai:

"Good morning, Dabai, what's for breakfast today? I want to drink eight-treasure porridge."

Dabai suppressed his anger: "It's already night now."

Yanjiu grinned: "That would be better, Dabai, let's make hot pot."

Dabai had already started to roar: "Yanjiu, didn't you hear someone knocking on the door? It's been knocking for almost half an hour."

Yanjiu debated: "Then let him knock for another five minutes, and I will lie down for another five minutes."

Dabai: "..."

Yanjiu: "One minute is fine."

Finally, Yanjiu reluctantly put on a coat, took a bag of garbage, and went to open the door.

"Creak" the door opens.

Outside the door, a paper bird was pecking at the doorbell regularly.

On the steps at the door, stood a man in white robes, with his black hair tied loosely into a bun on top of his head.

With fair complexion, dog eyes, plump lips, and a delicate nose, he looks like a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old.

The man was carrying a fortune-telling flag in his right hand and a bag of nearly rotten peaches in his left hand.

Seeing this, Yanjiu asked expressionlessly: "Senior Brother Shi'an, why are you here?"

Shen Shi'an put the peach into Yanjiu's hand, carried the fortune-telling flag and walked toward the door:

"This is not to show off that I want to recruit disciples in Yanyang. I went down to invigilate the exam to prevent anyone from accepting bribes.

And life in the mountains is boring, so I plan to live down there for a few more years. "

Looking back at Yan Jiu, Shen Shi'an's doggy eyes flashed with light:

"Xiaojiu, I've been staying at your place recently.

You still have to find two clothes for me to wear, and I can't walk around in my robe.

I want white clothes, not other colors, they don’t look good. "

Yanjiu revealed the reality without mercy:

"Senior brother, you are almost 40 years old, why are you dressing so fancy?"

Shen Shi'an smiled innocently and cutely: "I am in my prime, and I can still find you a sister-in-law."

With that said, Shen Shi'an went to look through Yanjiu's refrigerator: "Why isn't there even a bottle of wine?"

Yanjiu: "I don't drink much at home."

Shen Shi'an sighed helplessly: "Xiaojiu, you are still as boring as ever, eh? Shall we make hot pot tonight? We need to put more meat in it."

Yanjiu warned Shen Shi'an: "Senior brother, as a monk, you should abstain from eating meat, alcohol, and women."

Shen Shi'an flicked his sleeves and said boldly: "What you said are all lies. Monks don't lie. Xiaojiu, you have to learn from me, senior brother."

Yanjiu corrected: "Senior brother, this is not how monks do not tell lies."

At this time, Shen Shi'an had already pulled Dabai and Erbai's paws, and the three of them were jumping around the room.

Although, the most stable Dabai is reluctant.

After eating the hot pot, Shen Shian consciously touched Yanjiu's bed:

"Come, Xiaojiu, senior brother will put you to sleep."

Yan Jiu gave a hopeless suggestion: "Senior brother, only through hard work can you achieve the great path. Otherwise, why don't you just meditate on the floor and don't sleep."

Shen Shi'an was not ashamed, and even a little proud: "Your senior brother and I are smart, and I can achieve greatness even in bed."

In the end, it was Dabai who held Shen Shian's feet in his mouth, and Yanjiu lifted Shen Shian's upper body, and threw Shen Shian, who was sleeping like a dead pig, from the bed to the ground.

……

The next day, the unwelcome Shen Shi'an found a place on the side of the road and sat there carrying his fortune-telling flag.

There were no customers, only ice cream given by a group of aunts.

Going home in the evening, Shen Shi'an sighed while eating ice cream:

"The world is tough. Is work so difficult now? No one came to me for fortune telling all day long."

Yanjiu ate the last plate of beef at home, and then had time to refute Shen Shian:

"Then you don't need to work to make money. Anyway, you won't starve to death even if you don't eat."

Shen Shi'an shook his head: "This can't be done. It's not easy for me to come to Huahua World once. I want to eat everything in the favorites on my phone."

With that said, Shen Shian and Yanjiu put their arms around each other:

"Yanjiu, is there any job you can recommend to me?"

Yanjiu looked at Shen Shi'an and had a headache:

"You have a lot of money, so you can just eat and sleep while you go down the mountain." Meandering around is Yanjiu's favorite thing.

But who knew that Shen Shi'an's face fell:

"When I came down the mountain, the master brother locked up all my money. He asked me to cultivate my mind and character and not to break the precepts frequently."

At this moment, Yanjiu's cell phone dinged. He picked it up and saw that 50 yuan was credited to his account.

I guess this was Shang Jing's reward for sucking his blood a few days ago.

Shen Shi'an rested his chin on Yanjiu's shoulder. He looked at Yanjiu's mobile phone screen, shocked and puzzled.

"Xiaojiu, what kind of money-making method do you have?"

Yanjiu replied expressionlessly: "This is my money for selling myself."

Shen Shi'an raised his hand: "Xiaojiu, although your senior brother and I are much older, I have a tender face, so I can sell myself."

Yanjiu turned to look at Shen Shi'an blankly: "If the master brother can chop me up, he will cry out about the misfortune of the master."

Shen Shi'an strongly disagreed: "How could it be possible? Junior brother, he loves you the most."

Finally, Yanjiu transferred the 50 "blood sales" to Shen Shi'an:

"Senior brother, otherwise you can use this money to open a tavern on the street.

I have no other request, that is, after you make money, you must support me, Dabai, and Erbai.

Dabai wants to eat the best canned cat in the world, and Erbai wants to eat the freshest chicken.

Finally, I can’t give you 50 yuan for free. I still have something to ask for.

Senior brother, I also want to participate in the trial of recruiting disciples in a ostentatious manner. I also asked senior brother to be the invigilator to help me cheat so that I can advance smoothly. "

Shen Shi'an's dog's eyes were so wide open:

"Why do you ask so much for 50 yuan?

Don’t you know how edible those two at your house are?

Also, you actually cheat, why are you so shameless? "

Yanjiu didn't say anything else. He just smiled and asked, "Senior brother, do you agree?"

Shen Shi'an counted the balance in his mobile phone and had no choice but to give in: "Promise."

With that said, Shen Shi'an said with emotion: "Xiaojiu, it's right to let you go down the mountain. I feel that you are more cheerful when you go down the mountain."

Yanjiu raised his head in a daze, and looked at Shen Shi'an blankly.

Shen Shi'an rubbed Yanjiu's head: "The fireworks in this world still nourish people."