What? Did he report it under his real name again?

"Little bastard, how did you take the shot? Do you want to show it to ghosts when it's so shaken?" Dong Wenwu jumped to his feet and yelled angrily.

What can Chen Zhe say? I can only lower my head and continue to pick my fingers. I just want to learn to direct. How can I, with my small body and small body, still carry a feathery camera? If you don't shake, you'll be damned. .

Directors are always very irritable on set.

After all, all the shots and required scenes are stored in his mind, and he is the biggest one anyway. .

Since the last event to welcome the remains of martyrs,

Chen Zhe just squatted on the set and learned the craft from the second uncle. I can't even run away.

The last time he made a big fuss in the short video, Mr. Li called him and yelled at him for half an hour. In the end, he told him to keep a low profile recently with a stern tone.

This is so low-key for the second uncle.

Dong Wenwu looked at Chen Zhe's rogue look and said helplessly: "Forget it, I have to go back recently for something. You study hard with my assistant director. When I come back to check, if you can't learn well, see how I deal with it. you."

When Chen Zhe heard that the second uncle was going back, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Second uncle, you can go on your way in peace, I promise to study hard with Director Fei!"

"Hmm...that's good...

Um? ?

On the road? What the hell am I going to do? Are you kidding me to death? " Dong Wenwu laughed and cursed, picked up the script and threw it at Chen Zhe.

After seeing off the second uncle, Chen Zhe approached Dong Wenwu's assistant director in a humble manner: "Uncle Fei, my second uncle is gone, how have I considered this matter?"

Fei Qiang looked at the kid in front of him and was speechless for a long time. He was the first person who dared to cause trouble on Dong Wenwu's crew. . .

"Your second uncle hasn't boarded the plane yet. I'll make a phone call and he'll be back... by then..." Fei Qiang hadn't finished speaking yet.

Chen Zhe raised a finger: "I will write a script for you and I will provide the funds... YES or NO...?"

Fei Qiang nodded wildly without thinking: "YESYESYES..."

Chen Zhe wrote the script himself, and he also had the funds, plus the opportunity to direct it himself.

Only a fool would refuse to agree. Besides, Chen Zhe was the one who stood up to Director Dong when he was angry. What was he afraid of?

"Okay then, just grab the camera crew and let's get started..." Chen Zhe looked like he had known this for a long time.

Fei Qiang said worriedly: "How are the actors doing? And where are the venues? Have you found them all?"

"The venue has been found by the crew a long time ago. The actors. The actors are just a few of our crew. I have already agreed..." Chen Zhe said without hesitation.

Fei Qiang: "Aren't you too much of a thief? You just... got it all done right under Director Dong's nose?"

"Oh, it's all trivial. I was deceived by the second uncle's entire set of seven-star watches... He's coming over... No, he didn't bother me either!" Chen Zhe said nonchalantly.

After hearing this, Fei Qiang gave Chen Zhe a thumbs up with conviction: "Awesome... let's go then..."

During the break with the team, Chen Zhe was thinking about the entire short script to give Zhao Baozi and Bao Bao some practice, so he came up with a small-budget script like "Nightclub" and planned to form a team and tinker with it after the filming of The Condor was completed.

After writing the script, he threw it to Bao Bao and Zhao Bao to recite the lines and words and told them not to show off their feet in front of the second uncle.

As a result, the two of them were memorizing the lines and were mumbling it out. Huang Wenyuan and Xu Si happened to see it and took it over to take a look. Hey, the lines are quite fun!

The two found Chen Zhe. One wanted to play the role of the boss lady, and the other wanted to play the robber.

Finally, Chen Zhe asked Xu Si to play the role of the proprietress.

Huang Wenyuan played He Sanshui,

Baobao's role as Xiao Gangya is a bit ugly, so I'll just use it.

Zhao Baozi plays Jiang Xiaolian.

Chen Zhe plays Zhu Liao, the one who was hit with the stun gun from beginning to end o(╯□╰)o

Let Chen Zhe's bodyguard put on the tire.

The robbers will be fine.

Fei Qiang was stunned. Is this a motley crew that couldn't be more mixed?

We have agreed to shoot the sand sculpture. Oh no, we will start shooting after the sand sculpture is over.

I didn't expect that the second uncle would go back because of something. It was a God-given opportunity.

When Huang Wenyuan saw Dong Wenwu leaving, he turned around and shaved his head. .

When I came back, I yelled to take the photo quickly, otherwise when Director Dong came back, his bald head would be exposed. .

A group of people groaned and went straight to the supermarket the crew had found.

"We can find sponsors for this large shelf, otherwise it would be a pity..." Xu Si was a big star before, and his vision is naturally not comparable to that of Chen Zhe and others.

"Let's take pictures first, otherwise the second uncle might decide how to deal with me when he comes back.

Regarding sponsorship, you can look for it after taking the photo. Anyway, you can cut out the pictures later! "It doesn't matter to Chen Zhe whether he is sponsoring anything or not. He is just afraid of being discovered by the second uncle. He is sure to be dead. He didn't run away!

A group of people hurriedly hurriedly finished filming the movie in less than a week. After all, it's just in a supermarket, and the scene is extremely simple.

After the filming, everyone cleaned up and had a closing banquet.

The second uncle came back the next day, and everyone pretended that nothing happened.

"Wenyuan...how did you get your bald head done?" Dong Wenwu looked at Huang Wenyuan's bald head and asked curiously.

"Oh, it's too hot. It's comfortable to shave your head, and it's convenient to wear a wig..." Huang Wenyuan said seriously.

Dong Wenwu looked at the coat on his body and was speechless: What month is it, are you so hot?

Why is the whole crew acting weird when I come back this time?

"Second uncle, do you have any friends who are editors? Can you introduce me to them?" Chen Zhe strolled over.

"Ha, you kid, you look down on me? How can a director not know a friend who is an editor?" Dong Wenwu looked at Chen Zhe with disdain.

Chen Zhe patted Dong Wenwu's shoulders to please him: "That's great. Second uncle, please give me your friend's business card."

"No, you haven't learned how to be a director yet. Why do you want to learn how to edit?",

Chen Zhe's appearance seemed extremely abnormal to Dong Wenwu.

I used to cry and shout that I wanted to learn directing from myself, but wait until I agree. He is either doing this or that. Either today, he will postpone tomorrow, or tomorrow will be postponed to the day after tomorrow. When he joined the crew, he was very lazy.

Just like toothpaste, it won't move unless you squeeze it, so you have to squeeze it hard.

"In the future, I will be a man who plans to write, direct, act, and edit myself. There is no harm in studying in advance..." Chen Zhe said narcissistically, raising his head.

Dong Wenwu sneered and said, "You're the only one who writes, directs and acts on your own? I think you can just cut your own hair..." After saying that, he glanced at Chen Zhe's crotch.

Chen Zhe was glanced at by the second uncle and subconsciously tightened his legs.

Is there something murderous about my crotch?

Well, maybe you can suggest that my desperate author use this name for his next book. .

Keke, far away. . .

"Second uncle, don't look down on me. Ever since you left, I feel like my skills have improved recently."

"Oh, then I go?"