My granddaughter gave me a mecha for her birthday, and the scientific community went crazy

In the spotlight!

The rocket paused in mid-air for a second or two, seemingly making a simple choice.

Then they roared and rushed towards the temporary headquarters.

In the newly built temporary headquarters, Salazar squatted in the corner of the tent.

The body is trembling slightly.

His face turned pale.

The heartbeat is also getting faster.

He could already hear the sound of rockets piercing the sky.

damn it!

Don't fly here!

"This time!!"

What are you afraid of!

A big hole broke in the tent.

The rocket "cracked" and struck diagonally in front of Salazar.

"Pfft!"

Salazar slumped to the ground, overwhelmed with fear.

When faced with real death, the so-called determination and courage are all fake!

"All persons within 10 meters should not move their bodies, otherwise the warhead will explode immediately!"

"The question-and-answer game is selecting topics..."

Salazar suppressed the fear in his heart, took out his cell phone from his trouser pocket with trembling hands.

Panting, I clicked on Brother Gu to search.

"End of topic selection."

"Please listen to the question!"

"How many leg hairs are there in total on Monkey King's left leg? You have 10 seconds to answer the question. The countdown begins!"

"10"

"9"

Salazar's expression stiffened.

What is the Monkey King? Never heard of it!

He couldn't control that much in a critical moment.

Type the question exactly into the search box.

The result that popped up was the introduction of Monkey King.

"The Monkey King, the Monkey King, whose real name is Sun Wukong, also known as Sun Xingzhe, is a monkey..."

Salazar's jaw twitched violently, and his expression gradually became distorted until he lost his human appearance.

The scalp is twitching crazily and is about to fly out!

This missile has no martial ethics! !

How many leg hairs does a monkey have on its left leg?

Come on, come on, answer first, how many armpit hairs do I have in my armpits?

Even the Nobel Prize winner in biology couldn’t answer this kind of question! !

Salazar is going crazy!

Desperate!

There were two lines of helpless tears left in my eyes! !

The countdown to death shows no sign of stopping.

"4"

"3"

"2"

The cold voice shattered Salazar's soul.

He doesn't care about anything else.

His body moved violently, and he kicked and crawled out.

The moment he moved.

The rocket exploded, and the fire burned half the sky red.

Black and red mushroom clouds covered the sky and the sun, and steamed up.

The violent high-temperature shock wave spread to all directions.

Trees were thrown into the sky, and huge ravines formed on the ground.

The pungent wind swept far and wide.

The diameter of the explosion was a full kilometer!

Mountain col in the distance.

The scorching wind howled over the heads of a group of soldiers.

The air sucked into my throat burned my throat.

Many people covered their mouths and noses.

The surrounding trees roared loudly, and leaves fell to the ground.

Kabal took a long breath and said proudly,

"You've seen it all!"

"Just listen to me!"

"You have been married for so many years, why can't you engage in literature?"

"Keep reciting, keep memorizing!"

...

Behind the hills in the distance.

Xu Fan gave Lilith a thumbs up.

Thumbs up for this European imperial temperament!

There were five targets in total, and the temporary headquarters was chosen! Fuck the commander!

However, the eyes of everyone around him fell on Xu Fan.

The question just now was a bit embarrassing!

One can fully imagine how desperate the commander must have felt after imagining the monkey's thighs!

Xu Fan's face remained as usual and he looked at everyone,

"You ask me, the effect of rockets is probably like this! Let's stop testing here."

"The power is indeed a bit inferior, not as good as a real tactical nuclear bomb, but the portability and ability to contain and interfere with the enemy should be pretty good, right?"

Dawuti and Lilith looked at each other.

The sighs in my heart coincided with each other.

He is indeed a genius, his brain circuits are so shocking!

Compare the power of shoulder-fired rockets and tactical nuclear bombs! !

How dare ordinary people think like this!

It also has portability and the ability to contain and interfere with the enemy. Not only is it possible, it is simply invincible!

It is completely predictable that the entire left-wing troops are now memorizing the text!

Even in the future, if you ask me about rocket bombs, it will become the little bully’s nightmare.

Maybe the first subject in the military enlistment assessment is the written Chinese language paper of the Xiaguo College Entrance Examination. If you don’t score above 120, you can’t even think of joining the army!

Dawuti slightly suppressed the turmoil in his heart and exclaimed,

"The power is really quite good!"

"And its portability and ability to contain and disrupt enemies are extremely powerful!"

“It’s completely a national artifact!!”

Lilith and Maya next to them nodded seriously, deeply convinced.

Seeing this, Xu Fan planned to test the next weapon.

"Let's test the next weapon, the Love Horse Killing Chicken Smoke Bomb."

"The troops on the left wing are all crippled and cannot show real results. Let's go to the right wing and have a look."

Everyone boarded the Tumbleweed bulletproof off-road vehicle again and roared away.

Ten minutes later, the group was already outside the right wing camp.

Leave your bulletproof SUV in a sheltered spot and travel light.

He bypassed the soldiers on the defense line without anyone noticing.

From a distance, you can hear the soldiers reciting something passionately.

Xu Fan didn’t understand the language of Xiaoba’s kingdom, but Lilith understood it.

Surprised,

"Of the two soldiers just now, one was reciting The Story of Peach Blossom Spring and the other was reciting The Story of Yueyang Tower!"

Xu Fan admired in his heart, the people of Xiaoba Kingdom are worthy of being Saang people, they are eager to learn!

Maya suddenly realized,

"No wonder we didn't encounter any dangers along the way. All the soldiers went to memorize their lessons!"

Xu Fan gently raised his head and glanced above. The sky was blue and the sun was shining brightly.

Without saying anything else, he led everyone further.

Three minutes later, a burst of noisy voices sounded from the front.

Xu Fan raised his hand to signal everyone to stop.

Everyone held their breath and touched it under the cover of the bushes.

Through the gaps in the trees, you can clearly see that all the troops of a regiment are gathered in the open space in front, shaking their heads and making a "chirping" sound.

Xu Fan's eyes lit up.

"This is good, let's test it here!"

"Remember to put on the mask I gave you later, otherwise you will get infected too!"

After Xu Fan finished speaking, he pulled out a palm-sized silver-white iron can on his wrist.

The mouth has a latch safety with a pull-tab structure.

"Click!".

He took off the safety and threw it out with a "swish" sound.

The small iron pipe fell straight into the middle of the crowd.

It can make a crisp metal impact sound with the ground.

It bounced several times before stopping.

The expressions of the surrounding soldiers suddenly changed when they saw this.

He subconsciously fled around and flew out in the air.

Covering his head, he lay on the ground.

The moment they saw the thrown object, all the soldiers regarded it as a grenade.

However, two seconds passed, and apart from the sound of "crack", there was no explosion.

At this time, someone exclaimed,

"It's a smoke bomb!"

"Everyone, quickly find a hiding place to ambush, there is an enemy attack!!"

"Pay attention to concealment!!"

The tense atmosphere spread to every soldier instantly.

As he spoke, thick pink smoke billowed up, covering the area in less than ten seconds.

The sound of "puff, plop, plop" kept ringing.

Figures in the pink smoke fell in groups.

Xu Fan waved his hands to everyone and walked over in a swaggering manner.