My granddaughter gave me a mecha for her birthday, and the scientific community went crazy
【332】If this is true, I will eat this barrel
Tang Shiyun slowly stretched out her green fingers.
He picked up the paper while the people around him looked at him with fear.
This is actually a very concise instruction manual.
The rhyme of Tang poetry is read directly aloud,
"Bose frozen crystal bomb launcher."
"Function to guide the fission-type crystallization of silicate, the main component of high-temperature magma."
"Extinguish all volcanoes in the North Water Channel, and absorb a lot of heat during the crystallization process...Wait!!!"
Halfway through speaking, her delicate body trembled violently.
He glanced at the previous sentence.
The pupils instantly shrank to pinpoints.
"Gudong!"
She swallowed hard.
I repeated it subconsciously with trembling,
"Extinguish... extinguish all the volcanoes in the North Water Channel!!"
The sound is completely broken, the tone is very long!
My brain is short-circuited.
Everyone around was also restrained.
His pupils were trembling and his expression was dull.
His face was full of disbelief.
Director Zhang even exclaimed,
"I do not believe!"
"This is impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!!"
"This is a joke that Academician Xu made on us!"
The staff around him nodded, convinced of Director Zhang's words.
Although this thing that looks like a Javelin anti-tank missile is very technological.
Just taking a look at it will give you a deep shock.
But no matter what, it is less than two meters long!
Counting rockets alone, it's only 40 centimeters.
It hit the 8-square-kilometer magma ocean and couldn't even make a splash!
Extinguish the volcano!
Where to start! !
Not to mention that this rocket can't do it, even if all mankind is mobilized, it is impossible to extinguish the volcano that is erupting on a large scale!
The power of nature is invincible!
Tang Shiyun was also a little dizzy.
He absolutely believed in Xu Fan, but could the nearly two-meter-long rocket launcher in front of him really extinguish a volcano?
If you say this, it will definitely make everyone laugh.
Anyone with some common sense in scientific research will not believe this is true!
Tang Shiyun scratched her head hard.
Take a few breaths.
Suppress the shock in my heart.
Continue reading along with the instructions.
Maybe it will be explained later.
This time the voice was still spoken.
"Range, fifty thousand kilometers."
"Operation method, aim at the sky in any direction in the open space outdoors, and trigger with one click."
"The warhead is equipped with a planetary positioning system. After launch, it will guide itself and fly to the crater of the North Water Dome."
Read all instructions.
The rhyme of Tang poetry makes people numb.
The hand holding the paper was shaking wildly.
It's like being driven by a motor.
My wrist is about to break!
She seriously suspected that there was something wrong with her cognition.
It’s completely unimaginable how this thing can fly so far and have its own positioning!
Director Zhang's entire face was twitching.
The old face was distorted.
All three views will be subverted!
Listen to this, is it true?
absurd! !
fake! !
It must be Academician Xu who is joking with everyone!
The entire circumference of the equator is only [-] kilometers! !
Can you believe this rocket can fly [-] kilometers?
It can fly more than once around the equator! !
It even comes with its own planetary positioning system to help you navigate by yourself!
I wipe!
Believe me! !
No science fiction film would dare to do this!
Novels dare not write like this!
The last author who dared to write a novel like this was hacked to death by the handsome reader's grandfather!
Outrageous!
The staff on the side were even more shocked.
There are question marks written all over his forehead.
It was like hearing the most outrageous thing in my life.
Tang Shiyun rubbed her eyes hard and looked over it again. She didn't read a single word wrong.
Director Zhang took the paper and looked at it carefully with the staff.
After it happened once, I couldn't hold it any longer.
"It must be Academician Xu making a good-natured joke with everyone."
"If this is true, I will eat this barrel!"
"how is this possible!"
Director Zhang said so.
The staff also nodded.
"Such a small warhead can fly 500 kilometers, which is incredible!"
"It's impossible to go around the equator!"
“I didn’t expect that someone as powerful as Academician Xu would also play pranks and jokes like the rest of us!”
"Hey! Academician Xu's actual age is only 23 years old, which is normal!"
Everyone chatted in a hurry.
The shock in my heart seemed to be slowly suppressed.
Most people basically thought it was a joke.
However, Tang Shiyun vaguely felt that with Xu Fan's style, it seemed impossible to make such a joke in such a big way.
She took a deep breath.
He stretched out his green and white hands towards the rocket launcher on the ground.
This move instantly shocked the people around him.
They were already a step away from each other, but now they moved back slightly.
Rockets, no matter what their origins are.
If it explodes in the face, it will definitely lead to death. Even Jesus can’t keep it!
Life is good, no one would take life for granted.
Tang Shiyun had no intention of stopping.
She didn't believe this instruction manual, but she was willing to believe Xu Fan unconditionally!
With one hand on the handle of the rocket launcher, Tang Shiyun exerted force.
Miraculously, it was picked up!
blurted out,
"It's so light!"
She was shocked and confused. This thing only weighed about 30 kilograms.
Even a weak woman like her who couldn't take care of herself could handle it.
He folded his hands and looked at it carefully.
It was found that a material similar to carbon fiber was widely used on it.
Quite peculiar.
Director Zhang next to him had a look of understanding on his face.
The rocket launcher is so light.
Now it is almost certain that this is a plastic toy.
I didn't expect Academician Xu to have such an approachable side, and he would make fun of Academician Tang with such a thing.
It seems that he is not the aloof genius as rumored.
When the staff saw Tang Shiyun easily picking up the rocket launcher, they immediately made the same judgment as Director Zhang.
Discuss in a low voice.
"It's indeed a plastic model."
"But let me tell you, this look is really cool!"
"The workmanship is also fine!"
"That instruction manual is a bit fake!"
Some male staff looked at the bazooka held in Tang Shiyun's arms and wished they could grab it and play with it for a while.
It's rare to see something this handsome.
It’s hard to buy even with money!
Under the coveted gazes of everyone, Tang Shiyun thought for a moment, then walked out holding the rocket launcher.
Upon seeing this, Director Zhang hurriedly asked,
"Academician Tang, what are you..."
"Go out and test it out!"
With such a voice behind, Tang Shiyun walked towards the door.
The eyes of the male staff in the hall shone brightly.
There must be other tricks for such a big toy.
Maybe it can actually fire a plastic cannonball!
That would be so handsome!
He hurriedly followed up happily.
Director Zhang also chased after him.
Finally everyone followed.
Tang Shiyun came to the open space and held the rocket launcher on her shoulder according to the holding method shown in the instruction manual.
The left hand drags the grip groove at the bottom of the barrel, and the right hand firmly grasps the handle.
The right index finger gently touches the trigger expander.
"Hiss...hoo..."
There's something wrong with the weight and functionality though.
But Tang Shiyun had a vague feeling that it was definitely not as simple as a toy model.
The staff around him started shouting and cheering.
"emission!"
"emission!!"
"emission!!"
The atmosphere is high.
More than 50 people shouted loudly.
I can’t even suppress the scene!
He picked up the paper while the people around him looked at him with fear.
This is actually a very concise instruction manual.
The rhyme of Tang poetry is read directly aloud,
"Bose frozen crystal bomb launcher."
"Function to guide the fission-type crystallization of silicate, the main component of high-temperature magma."
"Extinguish all volcanoes in the North Water Channel, and absorb a lot of heat during the crystallization process...Wait!!!"
Halfway through speaking, her delicate body trembled violently.
He glanced at the previous sentence.
The pupils instantly shrank to pinpoints.
"Gudong!"
She swallowed hard.
I repeated it subconsciously with trembling,
"Extinguish... extinguish all the volcanoes in the North Water Channel!!"
The sound is completely broken, the tone is very long!
My brain is short-circuited.
Everyone around was also restrained.
His pupils were trembling and his expression was dull.
His face was full of disbelief.
Director Zhang even exclaimed,
"I do not believe!"
"This is impossible!"
"Absolutely impossible!!"
"This is a joke that Academician Xu made on us!"
The staff around him nodded, convinced of Director Zhang's words.
Although this thing that looks like a Javelin anti-tank missile is very technological.
Just taking a look at it will give you a deep shock.
But no matter what, it is less than two meters long!
Counting rockets alone, it's only 40 centimeters.
It hit the 8-square-kilometer magma ocean and couldn't even make a splash!
Extinguish the volcano!
Where to start! !
Not to mention that this rocket can't do it, even if all mankind is mobilized, it is impossible to extinguish the volcano that is erupting on a large scale!
The power of nature is invincible!
Tang Shiyun was also a little dizzy.
He absolutely believed in Xu Fan, but could the nearly two-meter-long rocket launcher in front of him really extinguish a volcano?
If you say this, it will definitely make everyone laugh.
Anyone with some common sense in scientific research will not believe this is true!
Tang Shiyun scratched her head hard.
Take a few breaths.
Suppress the shock in my heart.
Continue reading along with the instructions.
Maybe it will be explained later.
This time the voice was still spoken.
"Range, fifty thousand kilometers."
"Operation method, aim at the sky in any direction in the open space outdoors, and trigger with one click."
"The warhead is equipped with a planetary positioning system. After launch, it will guide itself and fly to the crater of the North Water Dome."
Read all instructions.
The rhyme of Tang poetry makes people numb.
The hand holding the paper was shaking wildly.
It's like being driven by a motor.
My wrist is about to break!
She seriously suspected that there was something wrong with her cognition.
It’s completely unimaginable how this thing can fly so far and have its own positioning!
Director Zhang's entire face was twitching.
The old face was distorted.
All three views will be subverted!
Listen to this, is it true?
absurd! !
fake! !
It must be Academician Xu who is joking with everyone!
The entire circumference of the equator is only [-] kilometers! !
Can you believe this rocket can fly [-] kilometers?
It can fly more than once around the equator! !
It even comes with its own planetary positioning system to help you navigate by yourself!
I wipe!
Believe me! !
No science fiction film would dare to do this!
Novels dare not write like this!
The last author who dared to write a novel like this was hacked to death by the handsome reader's grandfather!
Outrageous!
The staff on the side were even more shocked.
There are question marks written all over his forehead.
It was like hearing the most outrageous thing in my life.
Tang Shiyun rubbed her eyes hard and looked over it again. She didn't read a single word wrong.
Director Zhang took the paper and looked at it carefully with the staff.
After it happened once, I couldn't hold it any longer.
"It must be Academician Xu making a good-natured joke with everyone."
"If this is true, I will eat this barrel!"
"how is this possible!"
Director Zhang said so.
The staff also nodded.
"Such a small warhead can fly 500 kilometers, which is incredible!"
"It's impossible to go around the equator!"
“I didn’t expect that someone as powerful as Academician Xu would also play pranks and jokes like the rest of us!”
"Hey! Academician Xu's actual age is only 23 years old, which is normal!"
Everyone chatted in a hurry.
The shock in my heart seemed to be slowly suppressed.
Most people basically thought it was a joke.
However, Tang Shiyun vaguely felt that with Xu Fan's style, it seemed impossible to make such a joke in such a big way.
She took a deep breath.
He stretched out his green and white hands towards the rocket launcher on the ground.
This move instantly shocked the people around him.
They were already a step away from each other, but now they moved back slightly.
Rockets, no matter what their origins are.
If it explodes in the face, it will definitely lead to death. Even Jesus can’t keep it!
Life is good, no one would take life for granted.
Tang Shiyun had no intention of stopping.
She didn't believe this instruction manual, but she was willing to believe Xu Fan unconditionally!
With one hand on the handle of the rocket launcher, Tang Shiyun exerted force.
Miraculously, it was picked up!
blurted out,
"It's so light!"
She was shocked and confused. This thing only weighed about 30 kilograms.
Even a weak woman like her who couldn't take care of herself could handle it.
He folded his hands and looked at it carefully.
It was found that a material similar to carbon fiber was widely used on it.
Quite peculiar.
Director Zhang next to him had a look of understanding on his face.
The rocket launcher is so light.
Now it is almost certain that this is a plastic toy.
I didn't expect Academician Xu to have such an approachable side, and he would make fun of Academician Tang with such a thing.
It seems that he is not the aloof genius as rumored.
When the staff saw Tang Shiyun easily picking up the rocket launcher, they immediately made the same judgment as Director Zhang.
Discuss in a low voice.
"It's indeed a plastic model."
"But let me tell you, this look is really cool!"
"The workmanship is also fine!"
"That instruction manual is a bit fake!"
Some male staff looked at the bazooka held in Tang Shiyun's arms and wished they could grab it and play with it for a while.
It's rare to see something this handsome.
It’s hard to buy even with money!
Under the coveted gazes of everyone, Tang Shiyun thought for a moment, then walked out holding the rocket launcher.
Upon seeing this, Director Zhang hurriedly asked,
"Academician Tang, what are you..."
"Go out and test it out!"
With such a voice behind, Tang Shiyun walked towards the door.
The eyes of the male staff in the hall shone brightly.
There must be other tricks for such a big toy.
Maybe it can actually fire a plastic cannonball!
That would be so handsome!
He hurriedly followed up happily.
Director Zhang also chased after him.
Finally everyone followed.
Tang Shiyun came to the open space and held the rocket launcher on her shoulder according to the holding method shown in the instruction manual.
The left hand drags the grip groove at the bottom of the barrel, and the right hand firmly grasps the handle.
The right index finger gently touches the trigger expander.
"Hiss...hoo..."
There's something wrong with the weight and functionality though.
But Tang Shiyun had a vague feeling that it was definitely not as simple as a toy model.
The staff around him started shouting and cheering.
"emission!"
"emission!!"
"emission!!"
The atmosphere is high.
More than 50 people shouted loudly.
I can’t even suppress the scene!
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