Genshin Impact: The purity at the beginning is directly maxed out

After coming out of the library, Ye Qing looked at the Teyvat Tour Guide in his hand and flipped through it casually.

Sure enough, what was recorded above was Alice's demonic journey in Mondstadt.

Well, you definitely can't read such a good book by yourself, so Ye Qing decided to find someone to come over and read it together.

As for the candidate, well, it’s decided to be you, Jiu Mengzi who doesn’t do anything serious.

……

Wendy looked helplessly at the Teyvat tourist guide in Ye Qing's hand, speechless.

Good guy, I'm here to poke him in the heart.

He knew everything about Alice in Mondstadt, especially the part about the ruins of the wind-exploding dragon, which was blown up to him.

However, unable to resist Ye Qing's constant nagging and the temptation of apple cider, Wendy still sat next to Ye Qing and watched Alice's The Devil in Teyvat with Ye Qing.

……

(Complaint conference begins!)

[Special Issue of Teyvat Geographic Magazine - Alice's Travels in Mondstadt]

【Dadaupa Valley】

The three Qiuqiu tribes in this valley are prosperous. If a huge spherical rotating cage is built in the depression in the center of the valley, and all the Qiuqiu people in the surrounding area are captured and imprisoned, the momentum generated may be able to drive all the Qiuqiu people in Mondstadt. The mill operated for at least five years.

And if the Qiuqiu people who are too old and exhausted are sent to the mill to be processed into feed and fed to those strong Qiuqiu people, it may be possible to generate energy for a longer period of time, and maybe it can easily drive animals like the Winter Kingdom. Huge factory!

This seems totally doable to me. But when I mentioned this idea to Miss Lisa in the library, she looked at me and thought about it for a long time, and then changed the topic gracefully.

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Ye Qing: Even the capitalists will shed tears after seeing this. Alice, you are such a cruel person. Wendy, what do you think?

Wendy: Me, I sit and watch (drinking cider)

Ye Qing: But I do feel that, even if you are ruthless, this approach is still useful, what do you think?

Wendy: Huh? (sluggish)

Ye Qing: Farewell, by the way, I may have a trick in the future called Reincarnation of the Earth, which can summon the dead back. If old Qiuqiu people are used as sacrifices, other Qiuqiu people can be resurrected...

Wendy: Stop it, stop it! Stop it right there! (wipe sweat)

Wendy: If you do this, don't you feel like a villain?

Ye Qing: I don’t think so at all.

Wendy: ...

Wendy: By the way, is your resurrection skill real? (curious)

Ye Qing: I don’t know, it depends on whether someone can arrange it for me.

Wendy: It should be arranged. If not, I will find Tevalin to kill him.

Someone: (trembling)

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【Star Picking Cliff】

Speaking of which, Fengshen is really a God who doesn't stick to trivial matters.

If I were God, how could I stand the carelessness and randomness of the earth? If enough powerful bombs are placed at the right locations, even behemoths like Star Cliff will collapse, and the terrain of Mondstadt will be much more regular than it is now.

Unfortunately, the slick-looking cavalry captain directly rejected my proposal and suggested that I stop wandering around the Star Cliff.

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Ye Qing: Well, the God of Wind is really a God who doesn’t stick to trivial matters. (Alice tone)

Wendy: What does the matter of the wind god Barbatos have to do with me, Wendy? (face full of innocence)

Wendy: And I...well, Barbatos has already cut off several hills, okay?

Ye Qing: Then why not just cut off the entire Star Picking Cliff? After cutting it off, wouldn’t it be a smooth river? (doubt)

Wendy: You don’t understand how a mere mortal can understand the thoughts of gods.

Ye Qing: ...

Ye Qing: (takes out kunai)

Wendy: Hey, what are you doing with your kunai? (slightly frightened)

Ye Qing: Not doing anything, just taking it out and playing with it. (stare)

Wendy: Okay, okay, just because it is shaped like Star Cliff, strong winds will form on the edge of Star Cliff, well, that’s it.

Ye Qing: Really? (Do not believe)

Wendy: Really, I lied to you that you are a puppy (seriously)

Ye Qing: Well, I barely believe you. (Collect kunai)

Wendy: Hehehe(@゜?゜@)ノ

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[The wind rises from the ground]

This is the only slightly flat wilderness in Mondstadt, and an exceptionally large oak tree grows near the center.

It is said that this is the place where Vanessa ascended to heaven. I searched around the big tree for a long time, but did not find any remains of the launch facility.

I captured a few Qiuqiu people from the surrounding area to test my guess, but the furthest they could reach was the hunter's cabin in Qingquan Town, which was disappointing.

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Ye Qing: I guess this tree is the symbol of Mondstadt’s heroes.

Wendy: Bingo! Correct answer! This is the symbol of the hero of Mondstadt!

Ye Qing: So you were sleeping here at that time?

Wendy: Huh? How do you know I'm sleeping here? ? ? (face full of question marks)

Ye Qing: Hey (guess)

Wendy: ...

Wendy: Hey, you are such a naughty person!

Ye Qing: Okay, okay, by the way, how did Vanessa ascend to heaven here in the first place? (pat on shoulder)

Wendy: ...

Wendy: That’s called ascending to the sky. It means ascending to the Sky Island, not ascending to heaven. Ascending to heaven means falling away! (Going crazy, he picks up the bottle and drinks)

Ye Qing: Ah, great, great, soaring to the sky.

Ye Qing: So how did Vanessa reach heaven?

Wendy: Is this... (thinking briefly)

Wendy: I ​​can’t tell you this. (serious)

Ye Qing: ...

Ye Qing: Okay, then can you tell me what Alice used to launch the Qiuqiu people. (curious)

Wendy: ...(Silence)

Ye Qing: Don't be silent, tell me in detail. (get popcorn)

Wendy: It's a bomb... (face covering)

Ye Qing: Well...it makes sense. (eating popcorn)

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【Eagle Beach】

Because the unsuccessful experiment caused a great panic in Qingquan Town, I was placed under special supervision by Miss Qin of the Knights, and I could only hang out on Eagle Beach.

This place is so boring, whether it's the eagles circling silly in the sky or the bulging wind slimes, they are all boring...

The most unbearable thing is that I can't do anything! The little Scout Knight girl who was spying on me actually had a lot of fun playing with the kids.

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Ye Qing: Speaking of the experiment that Alice did, even if the Qiuqiu people were catapulted to Qingquan Town, it wouldn't cause such a big panic, right?

Wendy: The simple Qiuqiu people are not that bad, but the fallen Qiuqiu people are the kind that are torn apart. (covering face)

Ye Qing: Well, is it a bomb after all? It makes sense, it makes sense... (wipes sweat)

Wendy: Even if it is reasonable, whoever looks up when he goes out and sees the rain of broken people starting to fall from the sky will be left with a deep psychological shadow. (Looking up to the sky)

Ye Qing: (thinking)

Ye Qing: Well, the psychological shadow is indeed a bit big.

Wendy: By the way, there is another paragraph that is not recorded in this Teyvat tourist guide.

Ye Qing: Hey, is there any more? Please tell me in detail.

Wendy: At first, Alice was a little curious about where the water source of Qingquan Town was, and she almost exploded the spring in Qingquan Town. It is said that Qin spent a lot of effort to persuade Alice. (Headache)

Ye Qing: ...

Wendy: Oh, by the way, Alice's daughter, Xiao Keli, had a very good relationship with Amber at that time. Amber was very happy to teach Keli to fly with the Wings of Wind.

Ye Qing: Isn't this a normal thing? (doubt)

Wendy: But Alice felt that the simple Wind Wings were not satisfying enough, so she planned to take off with the help of wind slimes. At that time, Alice captured all the wind slimes in Qingquan Town. (Rubbing his temples)

Ye Qing: ...

Wendy: Because wind slimes will form a powerful wind field after they die, so after Alice killed them all, the huge wind field almost blew Qingquan Town away, hehe, hehe...

Ye Qing: ...

Ye Qing: Good guy, this is really something Alice can do.

Ye Qing: Hey, I remember it was written in the flight manual that taking off with the help of wind slime is not allowed. Could it be...

Wendy: Yes, this rule is in place just because of this incident.

Ye Qing: Okay, by the way, wind slimes are elemental creatures, so they will create a wind field after death. (thinking)

Wendy: Yeah, what’s wrong?

Ye Qing: As far as I know, wind elves are also elemental creatures, right? (stare)

Wendy: What do you want to do? (bad premonition)

Ye Qing: Nothing, I'm just curious about how big the wind field will be after you die. (Smile)

Wendy: ...

Wendy: I'm really impressed by you, the old man.

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【Whispering Forest】

Another forest in Mondstadt, the scout knight named Amber seems to be very familiar with this place.

The explosive toy Amber carries is very interesting. If I improve it, it can not only turn the forest to ashes with one blow, but also shake the surrounding rocks.

My suggestion seemed to scare her, but the exploding stuffed animals were a good idea that I hadn't thought of before. Must try it next time.

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Ye Qing: No wonder I said that Amber's Count Rabbit has such a powerful explosion. It turns out that it was modified by Alice.

Ye Qing: But it seems that Amber did not transform Count Rabbit into such a perverted shape like Alice did.

Wendy: That’s right, we Mondstadt people are very measured. (proud, proud)

Ye Qing: By the way, isn’t Keli’s Dudu inspired by Amber’s Earl Rabbit?

Wendy: Well, it seems so.

Ye Qing: So what kind of bomb did Keli use before using Duduke?

Wendy: (musing)

Wendy: (thinking again)

Wendy: It seems like it’s something called PG. It’s been a while, so I can’t remember clearly. (He spreads his hands helplessly)

Ye Qing: pg? (thinking)

Ye Qing: Well, you don’t know RPG, do you? (sweat)

Wendy: Ah, yes, yes, this is it. (suddenly remembered)

Ye Qing: Where did Teyvat come from RPG, and it doesn’t match Keli’s style of painting!

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【Mingguan Gorge】

Finally getting rid of the Knights' stalker, I found this canyon on the northwest shore of Cider Lake. The ancient pass still guards here, but the soldiers guarding the pass for the Gale King have long since disappeared.

The wind of time blew by unintentionally, leaving only the unintelligent Qiuqiu people and silent mechanical guards here. The experiment of using Qiuqiu people to control the ruins guards also failed. The ruins guards were torn apart, and the Qiuqiu people tied to them were even more miserable... Most of the originally intact ruins were damaged.

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Ye Qing: By the way, is there anything in Mondstadt that Alice hasn't experienced?

Wendy: From a general rational point of view, except for the main city, there is no such thing.

Ye Qing: As expected of Alice, she is truly a role model for our generation.

Wendy: Yes, it’s really me...wait a minute, what did you say?

Ye Qing: Ahem, nothing, nothing (slightly guilty)

Ye Qing: By the way, what does the wind of time mean? (Change the subject)

Wendy: It’s just an ordinary wind. And don’t change the subject for me!

Ye Qing: Ahem, I'll just say it casually, just say it casually...

Ye Qing: But it seems that Alice didn’t have much impact this time, right? It only harmed some ruins guards and Qiuqiu people.

Wendy: emmmm

Wendy: In terms of universal rationality, the impact this time is not small.

Ye Qing: Alice can't plant bombs on the ruins guards, right? Um, no, for Alice, planting bombs seems to be a normal operation.

Wendy: You underestimate Alice's creativity. (shakes head)

Ye Qing: Then what did she do to the ruins guards? Can't we change the ruin guard into a Gundam?

Wendy: Congratulations, you got the answer right. (applaud)

Ye Qing:? ? ?

Ye Qing: No, she really made a Gundam? (incredible)

Wendy: Although I don’t know if this thing is the Gundam you are talking about, Alice is right to call it that. (Spread hands)

Ye Qing: Hey, weren't you asleep at the time? How did you know? (doubt)

Wendy: Hey.

Ye Qing: Forget it, just don’t say it if you don’t want to.

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[Ruins of Wind Dragon]

Mingguan Gorge leads to the ruins of this huge ancient city, the capital built by the eccentric Gale King Diekalapian.

The entire ancient city is circular. Between the inner ring and the outer ring, it seems that all the people have been arranged in their respective positions in advance. In the center sits an overly tall tower, which is the palace of the King of Gale. The majestic remains of a ruthless king who sought to design a life for his people were ignored.

In order to make it easier for later people to climb the tower, I blew up several corridors. It seems to have a good effect, and it has a more historic feel.

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Ye Qing: I know this. Alice entered the Wind Dragon Ruins, and Alice left the Wind Dragon Ruins.

Wendy: Hey, should I say it, I was still sleeping at the time, and the explosion woke me up. I thought the old man was leading an army to fight. (Headache)

Ye Qing: By the way, do you want to talk about Dick Lapian in detail?

Wendy: Forget it, let’s wait until later to tell the story of Dick Lapian. It’s not appropriate to tell it now.

Ye Qing: Okay, let’s talk about the story about Die Karapian later. Then can you tell me what the wind dragon ruins looked like in the past?

Wendy: The ruins of the former Wind Dragon. (remember)

Wendy: It just needs to be more complete than it is now.

Ye Qing: ...

Ye Qing: Is there any difference whether you said it or not?

Wendy: Hey.

Ye Qing: This should be Alice's last stop in Mondstadt. Will Alice go to Liyue next?

Wendy: Yes, Alice went to play in Liyue after that. It is said that the old man did not dare to leave Alice even at that time...

Ye Qing: Then it seems that you have to wait until you go to Liyue to read the second volume of Tiyvat's Demonic Diary.