Starting from you are my glory

"Tell you to run!"

"what!"

"Tell you to jump into the swimming pool!"

"what!"

"I asked you to take your cousin to drink!"

"what!"

In the suite, six adults and six children gathered together. On the left were the three girls who had changed clothes plus Qiao Weidong and Song Qian. On the right were the diving trio plus Fang Yuan and the four of them.

As for the blaming and shouting just now, it was obvious that it was Tong Wenjie who was wiping her son's hair. While showing her maternal love, she practiced the old saying that spanking hurts and scolding is loving. Fang Yifan's head was He was pressed so hard that he couldn't see his expression clearly. He could only let out a harsh and rhythmic cry every time he was slapped on the back.

"Okay, okay." Fangyuan was wiping Lin Lei'er's hair. It is said that what Fang Yifan did just now was really scary, and he should be beaten and scolded. But after all, this is not at home. The key is His classmates are watching here.

"Come and help Lei'er continue wiping, and I'll take my son to change his clothes."

"This kid has drank no one knows how much. If he goes alone, he will definitely fall down several times in a row!"

"Throw it down a few more times!" Tong Wenjie took the towel and continued to repeat on Lin Lei'er's head, "Throw it down a few more times to make it memorable!"

"Let's see if he dares to do such a dangerous thing again!"

"Lei'er!" Tong Wenjie looked at her nephew's red cheeks and forehead that was hot to the touch. Normally, he must have a fever, but now that he had drank alcohol, he was probably dissipating the heat, which made her a little unsure. .

"How do you feel? If you feel uncomfortable somewhere, just tell your aunt!"

"It's okay, don't worry, little aunt."

"Lei'er, don't drink like this next time!"

"You are still underage! Even if your cousin calls you to drink next time, you must remember that drinking is not allowed! When you become an adult and go to college, you..."

Tong Wenjie originally wanted to drink whatever you want at that time, but then she thought about it, this wine is not a good thing, and she should drink as little as possible, so she paused and changed her words.

"You should also drink less until then!"

"Look at Fanfan, how much he drank, and the guy above is dragging you into the swimming pool. Fortunately, you are in a hotel. How dangerous would it be if it were outside?!"

Thinking about it makes me panic. Where did my son learn this bad habit of jumping into the swimming pool after drinking? ! If this was really happening outside, let alone jumping into the water after drinking, if he just crossed the road without looking at the traffic lights after drinking, something would happen!

No, we can't let Fanfan drink anymore!

Just as Tong Wenjie was about to continue speaking, she heard a voice calling her from behind.

"Wenjie, Wenjie!"

"What are you doing! Didn't you see that I was wiping Lei'er's hair?!"

Tong Wenjie thought it was Fangyuan calling her, and she was already angry and shouted back without even turning her head. However, when she saw the surprised looks on the faces of the people in front of her, and now that she thought about it, the voice that called her just now sounded so young. , looked back decisively.

I saw my husband holding Fang Yifan, who had just changed clothes, staggering over with a helpless look on his face. Fang Yifan, with blurred eyes, waved to him and shouted.

"Wen Jie!"

"let me tell you!"

"It's nothing!"

He had barely said a few words and was a little unable to hold on. In fact, Fang Yuan, who was almost unable to hold back his laughter, lost his balance, causing Fang Yifan to stumble and fall on Lin Lei'er.

"Lei'er!" Fang Yifan naturally lay on Lin Lei'er and looked at Tong Wenjie with blurred eyes.

"Don't worry! Leave Wenjie to me!"

"What does my relationship have to do with her?!"

"The most she can do is hit me! It's okay! It's all trivial! In all these years, haven't I been beaten less by her?!"

"As long as my cousin is here, it won't be a problem!"

Good guy! I'm such a good guy! This famous scene has to happen, right? ! I escaped by myself, but I didn't expect that Fang Yifan would be the one to fall in love. The key is if I can still escape, this,,,

Cousin, wish yourself well!

"Cousin." Looking at the expressions on everyone's faces that were already suppressing laughter, and the corners of his aunt's mouth that had begun to twitch in order to maintain her image in front of everyone, Lin Lei'er really didn't expect to be able to save Fang Yifan. The only solution was to sigh.

"You are really my cousin!"

He is really, I cried to death, something is really true, but it does not look at the comparison of strength and the real relationship. If you and your mother confront each other, will there be any good results? !

"Hahaha."

The first one who couldn't hold it back was Qiao Weidong. Although he was still worried about Fang Yifan's hand on his daughter's head, the scene was so funny now that it really couldn't be justified without laughing.

Qiao Weidong took the lead here, and everyone behind them also laughed wildly. Except for Tong Wenjie who smiled awkwardly and Fang Yifan who was confused, everyone in the room was immersed in a sea of ​​joy.

Cousin, I wish you all the best tomorrow!

......

The next morning, Fang Yifan was lying on the bed with a hopeless expression. If it weren't for the rising and falling chest indicating that he was still breathing, he would have been dead. When eating in the morning, Fang Yifan Under Fangyuan's embellished description, he was forced to recall his heroic performance last night.

Tong Wenjie was also unambiguous, just talking and typing for a while, just like adding a new program to breakfast. The key was that after finally getting to the end, Tong Wenjie still didn't feel relieved. She bit her lip tightly and put down her words and asked Fang Yifan to wait.

This means that this matter has not yet passed, and it is unknown when it will be revealed again, and then we will face an even more violent storm.

‘Fang Yifan, you were so brave last night! ’

The WeChat notification sound on his phone sounded. Fang Yifan made no movement. Lin Leier clicked in and took a look. It was Ji Yangyang.

‘How is it, Fang Hou, are you still alive? ’

Qiao Yingzi followed closely behind, seemingly concerned, but in fact, her words about eating melon made people want to laugh. Lin Leier pinched her thigh hard.

After all, my dear cousin is here, so I have to keep it superficial. . .

"Hahaha!"

Sorry, couldn't help it! Because it’s so funny!

It turns out that in the group, Ji Yangyang didn't wait for Fang Yifan to speak and directly took a picture of Fang Yifan's famous scene last night. Although it was known from the shaky picture that it was caused by holding back laughter while filming, the picture The instability does not do any harm to the funny content of this picture.

This can be seen from the continuous animations and emoticons in the group.

Perhaps Lin Lei'er smiled too wildly, and Fang Yifan, who was lying on the corpse, cast a silent look.

There are doubts, dissatisfaction, and a touch of sadness.

Lin Lei'er didn't explain, she just turned up the volume on her phone to the maximum and clicked on the video.

‘Wenjie! ’

‘Wenjie, let me tell you. ’

"Holy shit!" As soon as the voice came out, Fang Yifan jumped up from the bed like a fake corpse and rushed to Lin Lei'er. After seeing that the video was sent by Ji Yangyang, he gritted his teeth and squeezed it out. Say three words.

"Ji Yangyang!"

Then he put on his coat and rushed out of the room. No need to think about it, he must have gone to the decisive battle with Ji Yangyang.

"How can I be left out on such an occasion?!"

Lin Lei'er packed up her desk, picked up her phone, and Shi Shiran followed. Anyway, it was Ji Yangyang who made the move first. I'll take a video of the duel later and send it to the group. It shouldn't be anything, right?

What? ! You ask me what if my cousin loses? !

Please! That's my cousin! My cousin who is one quarter blood related to me!

I must destroy my relatives for justice, so I present you the high-definition version!