Starting from you are my glory

"The opening ceremony will be held at the comprehensive gymnasium tomorrow morning at nine o'clock. The counselor will come to the dormitory in the afternoon to inform."

After sending Qiao's father to the station and comforting the crying Qiao Jingjing back to the dormitory, it was almost six o'clock when Yu Tu returned to his dormitory.

"This is Zhou Shuai." Zhai Liang pointed to the last roommate and said, "He calls himself the Dragon King."

"Yu Tu."

The four-person room was fully equipped. Before Zhai Liang sat down, he was planning to have a dinner party.

"Call my younger siblings too. If there's nothing wrong with her in the dormitory, bring them all with you!"

This is Zhai Liang's ultimate goal, or in other words, looking at the eyes of the other three bachelors in the dormitory, you know what they want to do.

"It's unlikely." Yu Tu took out his mobile phone, "After all, you have just entered school. Even if you want to get together again, you will have to wait for a while."

Sure enough, she and one roommate were the only ones in Qiao Jingjing's dormitory, and the other two had gone out for a walk and hadn't come back yet.

Qiao Jingjing, who was exhausted both physically and mentally, had no intention of having dinner and said she just wanted to lie in bed and rest.

"Just the four of us."

In an instant, the bright eyes dimmed.

"Do you still want to eat?" Yu Tu asked tentatively.

"Eat! It's the first time we have a dinner together in our dormitory. Whether there are girls or not doesn't matter!"

I guess I believe you or not?

Yu Tu rolled his eyes. It was obvious that the auras of the three of them had dropped by a level. He still said it had no effect? !

After going out to find a barbecue restaurant, Zhai Liang seemed to have awakened as soon as he walked in. He asked the boss to order a beer for each person.

"One item is one box. Let's drink some first to get a feel for it." Zhai Liang's explanation made Sandbag and Dragon King shake their heads as if they were electrocuted. He said that they had never seen so much wine in their whole lives.

The final vote was three to one, four boxes were changed to one box, and if you couldn't finish it, you would return it.

"Is there still more to drink?!" Zhai Liang looked at the other three people with a bemused look on his face, "I can do this myself."

"Then drink it yourself!" Sand Bao and Dragon King were scrolling through the menu, "I can only drink three bottles at most."

"I'm about the same." The Dragon King used his hand to lift his glasses that had slipped a little, "Two bottles of peak."

"What about you? Yu Tu!" Zhai Liang turned his head with disgust and looked at Yu Tu expectantly, "How much can you drink?"

"It's just a few bottles." Yu Tu's words made Zhai Liang lose interest.

"Don't you all drink?" This was Zhai Liang's doubt from deep in his heart.

"I don't drink like you." Sandbao handed the finished menu to Yu Tu and motioned for Yu Tu to add a few.

"That one of ours is the normal quantity?!" Zhai Liang expressed that he felt aggrieved.

"Our three bottles are quite a lot!" After finishing counting the sandbags, he handed them to Zhai Liang, "Regional differences mean that in this life I will not be able to accompany you to have fun at the wine table."

"Okay." Zhai Liang reluctantly accepted the fact that he was the best drinker in the dormitory, and shouted directly at the top of his voice without looking at the menu.

"Boss, grill five skewers of kidneys!"

"You can eat so much?!" The Dragon King was so shocked that he was speechless. "That stuff has a strong taste, and I have a shallow stomach. I can't stand it if I smell it too much!"

"I can only make one string at most." Sandbag honestly held out a finger.

"Same as above." Yu Tu calmly took a sip of tea, and then the three of them turned their eyes to Zhai Liang.

"No, why can't you do anything?!" Zhai Liang put the water glass on the table aggrievedly, "You can't drink and drink."

"This kidney is not good either!"

"I was thinking that if I eat two skewers, it would be a bit short if I gave you one skewer each?!"

"No, I just can't eat kidneys, it's not that my kidneys are bad." The Dragon King directly objected: "My family has a saying that what you eat is what you eat."

"It's probably because I don't need supplements, so I can't eat any."

"Then I won't eat either." Sandbag followed closely, "My kidneys don't need to be replenished."

"This is nothing!" Zhai Liang became anxious before he could speak on the way.

"I just ate some barbecue and some kidneys, why is it related to my health?"

"You are slandering me!"

"I don't care, let's share the five skewers with each other!" Zhai Liang said fiercely: "Even if you don't eat it, just put it in a bowl for me!"

"Ha." Yu Tu laughed suddenly, attracting the attention of several people.

"What do you mean?" Zhai Liang turned his head, "Do you have any objections?!"

"No."

"Then why are you laughing?!"

"Think of a joke."

"Say it and let everyone have fun together!"

In these few sentences between Zhai Liang and Yu Tu, laughter and joy appeared very frequently, but judging from Zhai Liang's expression, he probably misunderstood and thought Yu Tu was laughing at him.

"I ask you."

Yu Tu looked at Zhai Liang and said seriously.

"Can eating the kidneys of a pig with kidney deficiency still replenish the kidneys?"

"puff!"

"Cough cough cough."

Sandbag accidentally choked on his drink of water. The Dragon King laughed and hammered Sandbag's back to prevent him from choking to death.

"Yu Tu, your question is really not something that ordinary people can ask."

Sandbag finally managed to catch his breath, and looking at Zhai Liang who was still dumbfounded, he started to laugh again.

"What do you mean?!"

"What I ordered is lamb kidneys."

Zhai Liang still looked at the menu blankly, confirming that he ordered lamb kidneys and not pork kidneys.

"That's not the point." Dragon King put his arm on Zhai Liang's shoulder, "Why is this joke so cold and so funny at the same time!"

"Is there anything else?" Dragon King said he still wanted to hear it, and Sandbao Jiayi said he would follow.

Zhai Liang is no longer confused about whether it is a pig or a sheep. He has come to his senses now and continues with the next similar one to completely wake him up.

In order to live up to his roommate's expectations, Yu Tu cleared his throat and continued.

"May I ask if beating a pregnant woman counts as gang assault?"

“Do Africans call black color flesh color?”

“Is infertility hereditary?”

"Walnuts caught in the door, can also nourish the brain?"

"Before glasses were invented, what was the name of the cobra?"

After Yu Tu finished asking five questions in a row, the entire barbecue restaurant was dumbfounded. Some people were lost in thought about the small front door, some were happily turning forward and backward, and some were trying to assemble it by themselves based on Yu Tu's words.

Zhai Liang finally understood Yu Tu's point. He laughed so hard that he just slapped the table. The sound of "clang" made Yu Tu worry that the table would not be able to bear the weight.

"You are so talented!" Sandbag sighed and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "I have forgotten how many years it has been since I smiled like a fool."

"Me too." The Dragon King took off his glasses, "So before glasses were invented, what was the name of the cobra?"

"Stop talking, I don't want to use my brain now."

While chatting and laughing, the boss came to serve the barbecue with several plates, followed by a waiter carrying a box of beer.

"Eat and drink well!"

The boss said hello and left.

"Come on!" Zhai Liang opened a bottle each without hesitation, "Nice to meet you all!"

"Let me express one thing first!"

"What do you mean?"

Before anyone could react, Zhai Liang stood up and added a rotation to the bottle. Then, just before the wine spilled, he swallowed the bottle mouth into his mouth and saw that the originally full bottle of beer quickly disappeared. It was empty after a few clicks.

"This is called expression!"

"Clap clap clap clap."

The three people who were stunned could only applaud to show that they had learned, and then the bottle was turned to the cup, the cup was turned to the mouth, and they drank three or five sips from one cup.

"What about raising fish?"

Zhai Liang pointed to the shallow layer at the bottom of the Dragon King's cup, "Is it raising fish?!"

"One drink as a penalty!"

"Don't run away! I'll let you know what drinking means tonight!"

"Oh, you guys are so lazy even after drinking beer!"

"In this case, I can have a bottle and a drink together, right?!"

"Quick, quick, boss, bring me another box!"

At the end of the dinner, Yu Tu and Zhai Liang took the sandbags and Dragon King, who had vomited over and over again, back to the dormitory.

"You can barely do it!"

Facing Zhai Liang's basic praise, Yu Tu could only nod in acceptance, because he really couldn't drink it!