Starting from you are my glory

"Come here." Dad Qiao motioned to Dad Yu to come first.

"No, you first!" Father Yu declined.

"You two come together!" Teacher Zhang looked at the two of them amusedly, "The dishes are on the table and the wine is also filled. We are just waiting for the master to say something!"

"You better come!" Dad Yu took advantage of Dad Qiao's look at Teacher Zhang and lifted Dad Qiao up with all his strength.

"Then, shall I say a few words?"

Dad Qiao’s unconfident voice was met with crackling applause from the whole table.

“Every teacher is welcome to take time out of your busy schedule to participate.”

Dad Qiao's face was glowing red, and he was about to say the opening remarks. Suddenly he saw Yu Tu and Qiao Jingjing, and his mind started spinning crazily. How should I introduce them?

"...Come to attend Yu Tu and Qiao Jingjing's teacher-appreciation banquet!"

Not only did Dad Qiao find it awkward, but the listeners also felt that some words in the words were inappropriate.

Otherwise, you could change the teacher-appreciation banquet into an engagement banquet, a wedding, etc. and read it again to see if it would be appropriate? !

“Thank you to all the teachers for their hard work in educating us, so that today’s teacher appreciation banquet is possible!”

Dad Qiao quickly put the sense of disobedience behind him, "Today is just for representation."

have to! It's going to be a violation again.

"On behalf of the Yu Tu and Qiao Jingjing families, welcome all teachers!"

"I'd like to toast all the teachers!"

After saying a few words, Dad Qiao quickly took a drink and took a sip. Fortunately, he was sober now. Who knew that he almost said inappropriate words several times just now!

But at least the opening remarks were over. As soon as the wine started to be drunk, everyone immediately let go. With Teacher Zhang taking the lead, everyone held glasses for each other and started drinking. Even Yu Tu and Qiao Jingjing poured wine into their glasses.

However, Yu Tu's cup was filled with liquor, while Qiao Jingjing's cup was filled with beer.

But the teachers don't care about this. No matter which teacher, as long as they encounter Yu Tu and Qiao Jingjing toasting, they will kill them in one go without hesitation.

"Eat a la carte!"

When Yu Tu and Qiao Jingjing returned to their seats after paying homage, Qiao’s mother looked at Yu Tu’s red cheeks distressedly. She picked up a lot of vegetables and put them into Yu Tu’s bowl. “I was just enjoying drinking, and my stomach was empty. It will be uncomfortable."

"Thank you auntie."

"Mom!" Qiao Jingjing, who was blushing, hugged her mother and said coquettishly: "You don't even give me food!"

"Auntie, come!" Before Yu's mother could finish her words, Qiao Jingjing's bowl was almost full.

"Thank you soon!" Mother Qiao nodded dotingly on Qiao Jingjing's forehead, "How old are you, and you still act like a spoiled child with your mother?"

"Thank you, auntie." Qiao Jingjing first gave Yu's mother a big smile, and then leaned against her, "Isn't it natural for a daughter to act coquettishly with her mother?"

"Yes, yes!" Mother Yu echoed from the side, "No matter how old this child is, he is still a child in front of his parents!"

"I used to want to give Yu Tu a younger sister, but unfortunately I wasn't allowed to do so at that time. I really like my daughter!"

Mother Yu also looked at Qiao Jingjing fondly, "What a nice girl, boys are so naughty. If they don't fight for a day, they will go to the house and reveal the tiles!"

"Hee hee, Auntie seems to be talking about you!" Qiao Jingjing looked at Yu Tu with drunken eyes and reached out to press her bulging cheeks. Inside were the meatballs that had just been stuffed in before she had a chance to chew them.

"Master Xueshen was beaten when he was a child?!"

"There is no day without a fight!" Regardless of the rejection in Yu Tu's eyes, Yu's mother happily shared it with Qiao Jingjing.

"When he was a child, he used to chase ducks from the beginning of the village to the end of the village with the children from the same village. That guy."

Yu's mother got excited and started gesturing with her hands.

"The ducks in the whole village were running for their lives, flopping around and knocking over many people's tables!"

"Then what?" Qiao Jingjing never thought that Yu Tu could be so naughty when she was a child. Just hearing what her mother said about driving ducks, Qiao Jingjing already had a picture in her mind.

"Then they all went to find Yu Tu's grandpa and grandma." Yu Tu's mother reached out and pointed at Yu Tu, who was eating and pretending to be stupid. "We all had a meal at his grandpa and grandma's house."

"Later I found out and gave him a good beating!"

"Ah? Did you start a fight?" Qiao Jingjing turned to look at Yu Tu in surprise, "Where were you hit?"

"I'm too young, I don't remember." Yu Tu blushed, and he didn't know whether it was because he was drunk or because he was ashamed of his childhood scandal.

"Spanking." Yu's mother had no intention of covering up for her son. In other words, Yu's mother started this topic herself. "I took Yu Tu to the entrance of the village and gave him a beating."

"Hahaha." Qiao Jingjing laughed so much that she fell on the table, "Not everyone saw that!"

"This is the effect we want." Yu's mother explained: "While I was beating him, I asked him if he would chase ducks again in the future."

"The one is crying, sobbing and saying that he can't be chased anymore."

"Hahaha, woo, hahaha."

The overly happy Qiao Jingjing laughed so hard that she accidentally knocked her head on the table. She started laughing again just as it hurt.

"Laughing like a fool." Qiao's mother touched Qiao Jingjing's head, but didn't say anything else.

Be happy, happiness is the most important thing.

"Did you chase the ducks later?" After laughing for a while, Qiao Jingjing suddenly put her head in front of Yu Tu, "Or did you go again?"

"Yu Tu, that's good." Yu's mother and the teacher exchanged a glass of beer, which just relieved their thirst. After hearing Qiao Jingjing's question, she continued talking.

"When Yu Tu made a mistake and was beaten when he was a child, he would definitely not make the same mistake again, but he was just too stubborn."

"That is to say, if you don't chase the ducks, you just don't chase the ducks." Yu's mother said and laughed again, "Later, his grandparents raised a group of geese in the village."

"When he was little, he was about the same height as a goose. Others told him that it was a goose, not a duck, so he came up with the idea of ​​chasing the goose."

"Big goose?" Qiao Jingjing has never drunk before. Even if she drank beer tonight, even if there are only a few glasses, she is now in a dazed state. She is forcing herself to act sober and trying hard to think in her mind. Recall the appearance of the big goose.

"Isn't that very fierce?"

"Yes, it's very vicious. Even if an adult walks next to him, he'll get scolded!" Qiao's mother interjected, "I've been scolded before when I bought geese at the vegetable market."

"Were you bitten by a goose?" Qiao Jingjing opened her big eyes and stared at Yu Tu who was pretending to be calm.

"He was more than criticized." Unfortunately, this calmness was broken mercilessly by his mother.

"He was chased from the beginning of the village to the end of the village by the big goose!"

"If his crying voice hadn't been heard by his grandparents, he doesn't know where he would have been driven away!"

"Ah hahahaha." Even Qiao's mother couldn't hold back this time and laughed together.

"Being chased away by a big goose!" Qiao Jingjing laughed so hard that she lost all her strength and leaned against Yu Tu, all in her mind.

There was a majestic goose, and in front of it was a wailing little kid. The big goose would reach out to scratch the child's butt from time to time.

"Haha, Yu Tu, haha!"

Yu Tu, whose head was full of black lines, could only let Qiao Jingjing make fun of her, and had to laugh with him. He also had to put a hand on Qiao Jingjing's waist to prevent her from slipping due to too much movement.

"Are you happy?" Yu Tu's voice was low and helpless as he leaned into Qiao Jingjing's ear.

"I'm so happy!" Qiao Jingjing looked at Yu Tu who was close at hand with blurred eyes. Not knowing where she got the courage, she raised her head and bumped into Yu Tu's face.

She probably thought it was a kiss, but in fact, her actions were amplified after drinking.

Anyway, Yu Tu’s cheek hurt from being hit, but he couldn’t say it, and because of the speed and the fact that everyone was chatting and drinking enthusiastically in their own circles, even Mother Qiao and Mother Yu didn’t pay attention. arrive.

"You've already attacked me twice." Yu Tu was aroused by Qiao Jingjing's initiative, but due to the situation, he could only threaten fiercely: "Just wait!"

"I am waiting!"