The years I worked as a Feng Shui consultant in the entertainment industry
Chapter 81 A man disguises himself as a woman and a rat marries a man
This "Dad" can be regarded as opening up the knot between father and daughter. But judging from the performance of father and daughter, they have no confidence in me and my second uncle. Otherwise, M's bald father He wouldn't talk like that either.
I know more or less what m thinks.
She hated her father for selling her for money. She hated that she had been hiding here and there all these years. She even hated that she had to hand her over for the first time because of this.
Putting it in her shoes, if I were her, I would hate it too.
The second uncle looked at M and his daughter with cold eyes, and calmly took out a cigarette. When the father and daughter were almost done crying, the second uncle flicked the cigarette ashes and said, "Have you cried enough?"
"you……"
m wiped her tears, her face sank, and she wanted to break up with her second uncle. Her father stopped her, turned around and said with a smile: "Master Chen, the child is ignorant, don't worry about it!"
"I told you a long time ago that since I took this job, I will be responsible to the end. Even if I die, our uncle and nephew will die before you!"
The second uncle blew out a smoke ring, looked up at the sky, and said, "Okay, that's all I have to say. Whether you believe us or not, it's up to you!"
After the second uncle finished speaking, he ignored them and waved to me, calling me into the room on the side.
After entering the house, my second uncle took out a set of wedding clothes from the cabinet, handed it to me and said, "Put it on and try to see if it fits!"
"Shall I put it on?"
After receiving the wedding dress, I thought my second uncle had picked up the wrong dress.
"Nonsense, if you don't want to change it, why don't you let me change it?" the second uncle said angrily.
I was a little embarrassed. I took over the wedding dress and understood to some extent the second uncle's plan. The second uncle wanted me to dress up as the bride.
I took the clothes and put them on with Huang Mei's help. Needless to say, they fit me quite well.
"pretty good!"
The second uncle threw down the cigarette butt and said, "Okay, don't change it either!"
After saying that, he said to Huang Mei: "Call that family of three over!"
"Ok!"
Huang Mei nodded and went over to call M's family of three over.
These three people came over and saw my outfit, and they were all a little confused.
"My plan is very simple. In the evening, the old rat will come to pick up the bride. My nephew will play the role of the bride. The three of you will stay in the house. If our uncle and nephew get involved, you will either die or marry your daughter!"
The second uncle said lightly.
"to make!"
M's bald father gritted his teeth and agreed to the plan.
He agreed, and the rest was easy.
I don't know whether it was accidental or intentional. She said that just wearing clothes wouldn't do it, and she wanted to help me put on makeup.
The second uncle agreed to this slightly ridiculous idea.
The makeup was wiped off and put on, and by the time everything was done, it was already dark.
"Okay, you can stay in the house!"
The second uncle glanced at the sky, and he and I left the house one after another.
My second uncle got a stool and asked me to sit in the middle of the yard wearing a red hijab, while he stepped back.
I was somewhat nervous. From the beginning to the end, my second uncle didn't say a word about his arrangements. He just asked me to pretend to be the bride. What to do next, my second uncle didn't say a word.
At this time, there was no way to ask.
After sitting in the yard for less than 5 minutes, there was a sound of blowing and beating outside. It sounded like a procession for picking up a bride was coming.
About 2 minutes later, a team came to the gate to welcome the bride.
The queue was very long, led by a few paper figures with red lips and white teeth, playing suona and beating gongs.
The paper man came to the gate, stepped aside to both sides, and appeared at the door with an open sedan.
The sedan was carried by four people standing upright, mice the size of adult orange cats. These four mice had bloody eyes and black hair, and were fatter than cats.
Sitting in the sedan chair was a fat mouse with white beard and hair, like an old cat.
Behind the sedan, followed ten big rats in suits and formal wear. Each of these rats held a gift in their hands.
In front of the sedan, there is also a mouse acting as a guard.
"Madam, you have dressed up so early. Are you in a hurry to get married?"
The fat mouse on the sedan stood up and asked in a high voice.
"Is Mr. Lang coming to pick me up?"
I pinched my throat and asked deliberately tremblingly.
"I marry you, can you let go of my parents and the two gentlemen I invited?"
Before it came back, I asked again, holding my voice.
I practiced these two sentences all afternoon. Not only did I learn seven or eight images, but I also had five images. Coupled with the slightly trembling voice, I should have no problem hiding it from this old mouse.
"As long as we become a family, your father will be my father and your mother will be my mother. I will definitely treat them well! I have a lot of those two useless mages, so I won't care about them anymore!"
The old mouse was wearing a groom's suit that he got from somewhere. When he heard what I said, his eyes lit up and he stood up.
"Ok!"
I nodded, and the tassels on my hijab collided, making a pleasant sound.
"Drop the sedan!"
Seeing me nodding, the old mouse waved his paw, and the sedan fell down. Two mice in nondescript suits came from behind and rolled out a roll of red carpet on the ground.
"Lady, I'm here for my husband!"
The carpet was laid from the door to in front of me. When the carpet was laid, the old mouse adjusted his groom's clothes and walked in with square steps like a human being.
The mice behind it were holding gifts, and as it poured into the yard, a few paper figures at the door began to play again.
"Madam, why don't my father-in-law and mother-in-law come out? Why do I, my son-in-law, have to kowtow to my father-in-law and mother-in-law!"
The old mouse said as he walked, his eyebrows and eyes were full of pride, and his gray beard was even more upturned.
"No need to kowtow to them, just kowtow to me!"
Just when the old mouse was about to arrive in front of me, Dahei barked. After receiving the signal, I lifted my hijab, held the five thunder seals, and looked at the old mouse about one meter away from me.
"Dare to lie to me?"
Realizing that I was a man, the old rat's gray beard trembled, and the big rats behind it moved forward at the same time to protect it.
Looking at these big rats with blood-colored eyes, black nails, sharp teeth, and standing nearly one meter tall, it would be a lie to say that they are not panicking.
If these dozen or so big rats really want to rush up and attack me, I will die or be disabled.
But I chose to believe my second uncle. After hearing Dahei’s signal, I lifted the hijab as promised.
"Wow!"
At this moment, a clear eagle cry sounded. Accompanied by the eagle cry, a black shadow swept down from the sky like lightning, grabbed the old mouse between its talons, and flew into the sky.
It was less than a second from the time I heard the eagle cry to the time the old mouse was caught.
And until this old mouse was caught in the sky, the clear eagle cry was still echoing in my ears.
"Edict!"
The moment the old mouse was caught, the second uncle's sinister voice sounded.
Following the word "Edict", large waves of mist rose from the ground and enveloped the entire courtyard.
I know more or less what m thinks.
She hated her father for selling her for money. She hated that she had been hiding here and there all these years. She even hated that she had to hand her over for the first time because of this.
Putting it in her shoes, if I were her, I would hate it too.
The second uncle looked at M and his daughter with cold eyes, and calmly took out a cigarette. When the father and daughter were almost done crying, the second uncle flicked the cigarette ashes and said, "Have you cried enough?"
"you……"
m wiped her tears, her face sank, and she wanted to break up with her second uncle. Her father stopped her, turned around and said with a smile: "Master Chen, the child is ignorant, don't worry about it!"
"I told you a long time ago that since I took this job, I will be responsible to the end. Even if I die, our uncle and nephew will die before you!"
The second uncle blew out a smoke ring, looked up at the sky, and said, "Okay, that's all I have to say. Whether you believe us or not, it's up to you!"
After the second uncle finished speaking, he ignored them and waved to me, calling me into the room on the side.
After entering the house, my second uncle took out a set of wedding clothes from the cabinet, handed it to me and said, "Put it on and try to see if it fits!"
"Shall I put it on?"
After receiving the wedding dress, I thought my second uncle had picked up the wrong dress.
"Nonsense, if you don't want to change it, why don't you let me change it?" the second uncle said angrily.
I was a little embarrassed. I took over the wedding dress and understood to some extent the second uncle's plan. The second uncle wanted me to dress up as the bride.
I took the clothes and put them on with Huang Mei's help. Needless to say, they fit me quite well.
"pretty good!"
The second uncle threw down the cigarette butt and said, "Okay, don't change it either!"
After saying that, he said to Huang Mei: "Call that family of three over!"
"Ok!"
Huang Mei nodded and went over to call M's family of three over.
These three people came over and saw my outfit, and they were all a little confused.
"My plan is very simple. In the evening, the old rat will come to pick up the bride. My nephew will play the role of the bride. The three of you will stay in the house. If our uncle and nephew get involved, you will either die or marry your daughter!"
The second uncle said lightly.
"to make!"
M's bald father gritted his teeth and agreed to the plan.
He agreed, and the rest was easy.
I don't know whether it was accidental or intentional. She said that just wearing clothes wouldn't do it, and she wanted to help me put on makeup.
The second uncle agreed to this slightly ridiculous idea.
The makeup was wiped off and put on, and by the time everything was done, it was already dark.
"Okay, you can stay in the house!"
The second uncle glanced at the sky, and he and I left the house one after another.
My second uncle got a stool and asked me to sit in the middle of the yard wearing a red hijab, while he stepped back.
I was somewhat nervous. From the beginning to the end, my second uncle didn't say a word about his arrangements. He just asked me to pretend to be the bride. What to do next, my second uncle didn't say a word.
At this time, there was no way to ask.
After sitting in the yard for less than 5 minutes, there was a sound of blowing and beating outside. It sounded like a procession for picking up a bride was coming.
About 2 minutes later, a team came to the gate to welcome the bride.
The queue was very long, led by a few paper figures with red lips and white teeth, playing suona and beating gongs.
The paper man came to the gate, stepped aside to both sides, and appeared at the door with an open sedan.
The sedan was carried by four people standing upright, mice the size of adult orange cats. These four mice had bloody eyes and black hair, and were fatter than cats.
Sitting in the sedan chair was a fat mouse with white beard and hair, like an old cat.
Behind the sedan, followed ten big rats in suits and formal wear. Each of these rats held a gift in their hands.
In front of the sedan, there is also a mouse acting as a guard.
"Madam, you have dressed up so early. Are you in a hurry to get married?"
The fat mouse on the sedan stood up and asked in a high voice.
"Is Mr. Lang coming to pick me up?"
I pinched my throat and asked deliberately tremblingly.
"I marry you, can you let go of my parents and the two gentlemen I invited?"
Before it came back, I asked again, holding my voice.
I practiced these two sentences all afternoon. Not only did I learn seven or eight images, but I also had five images. Coupled with the slightly trembling voice, I should have no problem hiding it from this old mouse.
"As long as we become a family, your father will be my father and your mother will be my mother. I will definitely treat them well! I have a lot of those two useless mages, so I won't care about them anymore!"
The old mouse was wearing a groom's suit that he got from somewhere. When he heard what I said, his eyes lit up and he stood up.
"Ok!"
I nodded, and the tassels on my hijab collided, making a pleasant sound.
"Drop the sedan!"
Seeing me nodding, the old mouse waved his paw, and the sedan fell down. Two mice in nondescript suits came from behind and rolled out a roll of red carpet on the ground.
"Lady, I'm here for my husband!"
The carpet was laid from the door to in front of me. When the carpet was laid, the old mouse adjusted his groom's clothes and walked in with square steps like a human being.
The mice behind it were holding gifts, and as it poured into the yard, a few paper figures at the door began to play again.
"Madam, why don't my father-in-law and mother-in-law come out? Why do I, my son-in-law, have to kowtow to my father-in-law and mother-in-law!"
The old mouse said as he walked, his eyebrows and eyes were full of pride, and his gray beard was even more upturned.
"No need to kowtow to them, just kowtow to me!"
Just when the old mouse was about to arrive in front of me, Dahei barked. After receiving the signal, I lifted my hijab, held the five thunder seals, and looked at the old mouse about one meter away from me.
"Dare to lie to me?"
Realizing that I was a man, the old rat's gray beard trembled, and the big rats behind it moved forward at the same time to protect it.
Looking at these big rats with blood-colored eyes, black nails, sharp teeth, and standing nearly one meter tall, it would be a lie to say that they are not panicking.
If these dozen or so big rats really want to rush up and attack me, I will die or be disabled.
But I chose to believe my second uncle. After hearing Dahei’s signal, I lifted the hijab as promised.
"Wow!"
At this moment, a clear eagle cry sounded. Accompanied by the eagle cry, a black shadow swept down from the sky like lightning, grabbed the old mouse between its talons, and flew into the sky.
It was less than a second from the time I heard the eagle cry to the time the old mouse was caught.
And until this old mouse was caught in the sky, the clear eagle cry was still echoing in my ears.
"Edict!"
The moment the old mouse was caught, the second uncle's sinister voice sounded.
Following the word "Edict", large waves of mist rose from the ground and enveloped the entire courtyard.
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