The years I worked as a Feng Shui consultant in the entertainment industry
Chapter 76 Rat Rape
"Hey, that's pretty awesome!"
The second uncle picked up the Mu Yuanbao on the ground, bared his teeth in a non-smiling manner, and his face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Dahei, let's go!"
After playing with the ingot twice, the second uncle nuzzled at Dahei. Dahei let out a bark, wagging his tail like a fan, and rushed out.
After going out, Dahei did not run up the mountain, but walked along the path between the villages, and finally stopped in front of a house.
"Wang Wang!"
Dahei shouted twice inside, then looked back at his second uncle and me. The meaning was obvious, the person giving the ingot was inside.
"Wang Wang!"
This family also has dogs. When Dahei barked, the dogs inside also barked and rushed out of the kennel. However, when they found out that it was Dahei who was barking, they immediately lowered their tails. They were obsessed with the sun and wanted to please them. Look at Dahei.
I was stunned and asked, "Second uncle, are all the dogs in this village so understanding of human nature?"
"You haven't seen anyone who truly understands human nature!"
The second uncle replied, opened the wooden fence door, and shouted while walking inside: "Ms. Liu, are you at home?"
After walking a few steps inside, the door opened, and an old lady who looked about 70 years old walked out. The old lady had good legs and feet, but the expression on her face was wrong, and her pupils were wrong.
Her face was stiff, her pupils were constricted and unfocused, and she looked like she was possessed by something.
"Master Chen Xian, I have no choice but to deliver gold ingots to your door. You really can't blame me for this!"
The next moment, the old lady spoke, but her voice was shrill, with a hint of timidity.
As expected, the old lady is possessed.
"Then tell me, why are you forced to do this?"
The second uncle was so funny again and his tone was so gloomy that I felt cold.
"You see, I am just a little Baojiaxian. I usually don't dare to get involved in anything, but I can't do it this time. My ancestors have spoken and asked me to give Yuanbao. I dare not not give it!"
Old Mrs. Liu expressed her grievances in a high-pitched voice.
There is a custom in the Northeast of worshiping the Baojiaxian. Some families worship the Baojiaxian who is their ancestor, and some families worship the Hu and Huang Immortals. Of course, there are also those who worship other immortals, but most of them worship the Hu and Huang Erxian. .
Old Mrs. Liu's family is that small part. The Baojiaxian worshiped in her family is the Gray Immortal, which is a mouse.
According to the Baojiaxian of Mrs. Liu's family, the dove that occupied the magpie's nest and the gray fairy that occupied the mountain temple that made the deal with M's father is its ancestor.
According to it, its ancestors have lived for nearly 700 years and are their ancestors for who knows how many generations.
Decades ago, it separated from the family and lived alone. It came here and became the guardian fairy of the old Liu family, borrowing the incense of the old Liu family to practice.
Over the years, it has not done a single bad thing, but it has done a lot of good things.
He couldn't stop talking about good things, from protecting a child from falling to curing Mrs. Liu's illness. He talked a lot.
"I didn't ask you this. Do you do whatever your ancestors asked you to do?" The second uncle was impatient and interrupted.
"That's not possible, but I don't dare not do something as trivial as giving away wooden ingots!" The mouse attached to Old Mrs. Liu first shook his head, and then began to express his grievances.
It is said that among the descendants of his ancestors, there must be eight hundred if not one thousand people who have developed spiritual wisdom and become household immortals like him.
These family immortals are distributed all over the Northeast. Except for those close to the ancestors, if something happens to those far away, the ancestors can't help much, but they can't help. During the holidays, worship is indispensable.
If anyone dares to offer less, our ancestors will never forgive him lightly.
Especially in recent years, the ancestors have to go through tribulations, and in order to overcome the tribulations, they have to make offerings more frequently.
In recent years, many people in his lineage can't stand it anymore, and they have complained for a long time, but no one dares to speak out. After all, the ancestors have lived for more than 700 years and have cultivated the inner elixir.
"Crossing the Tribulation!"
Hearing these two words, the second uncle's expression changed, and he murmured again and asked: "Did your ancestors say why you gave the ingot?"
"This has been spreading for many years. My ancestor wanted to get married and use his popularity to survive the calamity. For this reason, my ancestor moved many fortunes for his father-in-law. Those fortunes also include my offerings!"
The mouse attached to old Mrs. Liu, whether it was stupid or intentional, told the truth about the marriage.
"Grass!"
When I heard the truth, I cursed secretly and swore.
m’s father told us before that when the gray fairy met him in his dream, he was talking about getting a wife for his descendants, not for himself.
But now, the mouse attached to Old Mrs. Liu said that the gray fairy was not marrying for future generations, but for herself.
I don’t know why, but I suddenly imagined an old man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, putting his mouth in front of M and wanting to kiss her.
As soon as this picture came out, I felt sick.
There is also the matter of moving.
Among the five immortal families, fox yellow, white willow gray, Hu family has immortal spirit, good at ancient customs, good at divination, crossing the yin, and seeing diseases.
The Huang family is a fast runner and is good at inquiring about information. They look at the past of the person who comes to see the incident, what troubles they have caused, and they are also responsible for the fights.
The Bai family is a hedgehog. As a traditional Chinese medicinal material, the Bai family is good at treating real diseases.
The Liu family has strong combat capabilities and is mainly responsible for fighting.
The Gray family has extraordinary abilities because they are good at transportation. They are good at changing fate, transporting fortune, or delivering goods.
Among the five great immortal families, some believe that the Hui family is the most mysterious, because the Hui family's ability to move and borrow luck does not require consequences and is their innate ability.
The m family is an example.
After being transported by the gray fairy, Dad M went from a laid-off worker who couldn't afford a meal to a well-known big boss in just one year.
"How many more days does your ancestor come over?"
Regarding the news about the rat attached to Old Mrs. Liu's body, the second uncle's expression remained unchanged and he continued to ask.
"three days left!"
The old Mrs. Liu who was possessed by the mouse stretched out three fingers to compare, looked at her second uncle pleadingly and said: "Master Chen, can you give me three more days of gold ingots in these three days? If I don't give them, I'll wait until my ancestors come over. , I absolutely can’t ask for it!”
The second uncle looked at it seriously for a while and asked, "Why do you think I can agree to it?"
It was startled, and then said: "I will tell you the secret of my ancestor. It came here this time with five personal guards and ten strong men!"
The second uncle suddenly became interested and said, "Come on, let's talk about it!"
"Hey!"
There was a hint of excitement on Old Mrs. Liu's face and she started talking immediately.
I shook my head secretly. This guy was too greedy for life and would talk about everything. He was a pure rapist!
But that’s normal, who isn’t afraid of death?
The second uncle picked up the Mu Yuanbao on the ground, bared his teeth in a non-smiling manner, and his face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Dahei, let's go!"
After playing with the ingot twice, the second uncle nuzzled at Dahei. Dahei let out a bark, wagging his tail like a fan, and rushed out.
After going out, Dahei did not run up the mountain, but walked along the path between the villages, and finally stopped in front of a house.
"Wang Wang!"
Dahei shouted twice inside, then looked back at his second uncle and me. The meaning was obvious, the person giving the ingot was inside.
"Wang Wang!"
This family also has dogs. When Dahei barked, the dogs inside also barked and rushed out of the kennel. However, when they found out that it was Dahei who was barking, they immediately lowered their tails. They were obsessed with the sun and wanted to please them. Look at Dahei.
I was stunned and asked, "Second uncle, are all the dogs in this village so understanding of human nature?"
"You haven't seen anyone who truly understands human nature!"
The second uncle replied, opened the wooden fence door, and shouted while walking inside: "Ms. Liu, are you at home?"
After walking a few steps inside, the door opened, and an old lady who looked about 70 years old walked out. The old lady had good legs and feet, but the expression on her face was wrong, and her pupils were wrong.
Her face was stiff, her pupils were constricted and unfocused, and she looked like she was possessed by something.
"Master Chen Xian, I have no choice but to deliver gold ingots to your door. You really can't blame me for this!"
The next moment, the old lady spoke, but her voice was shrill, with a hint of timidity.
As expected, the old lady is possessed.
"Then tell me, why are you forced to do this?"
The second uncle was so funny again and his tone was so gloomy that I felt cold.
"You see, I am just a little Baojiaxian. I usually don't dare to get involved in anything, but I can't do it this time. My ancestors have spoken and asked me to give Yuanbao. I dare not not give it!"
Old Mrs. Liu expressed her grievances in a high-pitched voice.
There is a custom in the Northeast of worshiping the Baojiaxian. Some families worship the Baojiaxian who is their ancestor, and some families worship the Hu and Huang Immortals. Of course, there are also those who worship other immortals, but most of them worship the Hu and Huang Erxian. .
Old Mrs. Liu's family is that small part. The Baojiaxian worshiped in her family is the Gray Immortal, which is a mouse.
According to the Baojiaxian of Mrs. Liu's family, the dove that occupied the magpie's nest and the gray fairy that occupied the mountain temple that made the deal with M's father is its ancestor.
According to it, its ancestors have lived for nearly 700 years and are their ancestors for who knows how many generations.
Decades ago, it separated from the family and lived alone. It came here and became the guardian fairy of the old Liu family, borrowing the incense of the old Liu family to practice.
Over the years, it has not done a single bad thing, but it has done a lot of good things.
He couldn't stop talking about good things, from protecting a child from falling to curing Mrs. Liu's illness. He talked a lot.
"I didn't ask you this. Do you do whatever your ancestors asked you to do?" The second uncle was impatient and interrupted.
"That's not possible, but I don't dare not do something as trivial as giving away wooden ingots!" The mouse attached to Old Mrs. Liu first shook his head, and then began to express his grievances.
It is said that among the descendants of his ancestors, there must be eight hundred if not one thousand people who have developed spiritual wisdom and become household immortals like him.
These family immortals are distributed all over the Northeast. Except for those close to the ancestors, if something happens to those far away, the ancestors can't help much, but they can't help. During the holidays, worship is indispensable.
If anyone dares to offer less, our ancestors will never forgive him lightly.
Especially in recent years, the ancestors have to go through tribulations, and in order to overcome the tribulations, they have to make offerings more frequently.
In recent years, many people in his lineage can't stand it anymore, and they have complained for a long time, but no one dares to speak out. After all, the ancestors have lived for more than 700 years and have cultivated the inner elixir.
"Crossing the Tribulation!"
Hearing these two words, the second uncle's expression changed, and he murmured again and asked: "Did your ancestors say why you gave the ingot?"
"This has been spreading for many years. My ancestor wanted to get married and use his popularity to survive the calamity. For this reason, my ancestor moved many fortunes for his father-in-law. Those fortunes also include my offerings!"
The mouse attached to old Mrs. Liu, whether it was stupid or intentional, told the truth about the marriage.
"Grass!"
When I heard the truth, I cursed secretly and swore.
m’s father told us before that when the gray fairy met him in his dream, he was talking about getting a wife for his descendants, not for himself.
But now, the mouse attached to Old Mrs. Liu said that the gray fairy was not marrying for future generations, but for herself.
I don’t know why, but I suddenly imagined an old man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, putting his mouth in front of M and wanting to kiss her.
As soon as this picture came out, I felt sick.
There is also the matter of moving.
Among the five immortal families, fox yellow, white willow gray, Hu family has immortal spirit, good at ancient customs, good at divination, crossing the yin, and seeing diseases.
The Huang family is a fast runner and is good at inquiring about information. They look at the past of the person who comes to see the incident, what troubles they have caused, and they are also responsible for the fights.
The Bai family is a hedgehog. As a traditional Chinese medicinal material, the Bai family is good at treating real diseases.
The Liu family has strong combat capabilities and is mainly responsible for fighting.
The Gray family has extraordinary abilities because they are good at transportation. They are good at changing fate, transporting fortune, or delivering goods.
Among the five great immortal families, some believe that the Hui family is the most mysterious, because the Hui family's ability to move and borrow luck does not require consequences and is their innate ability.
The m family is an example.
After being transported by the gray fairy, Dad M went from a laid-off worker who couldn't afford a meal to a well-known big boss in just one year.
"How many more days does your ancestor come over?"
Regarding the news about the rat attached to Old Mrs. Liu's body, the second uncle's expression remained unchanged and he continued to ask.
"three days left!"
The old Mrs. Liu who was possessed by the mouse stretched out three fingers to compare, looked at her second uncle pleadingly and said: "Master Chen, can you give me three more days of gold ingots in these three days? If I don't give them, I'll wait until my ancestors come over. , I absolutely can’t ask for it!”
The second uncle looked at it seriously for a while and asked, "Why do you think I can agree to it?"
It was startled, and then said: "I will tell you the secret of my ancestor. It came here this time with five personal guards and ten strong men!"
The second uncle suddenly became interested and said, "Come on, let's talk about it!"
"Hey!"
There was a hint of excitement on Old Mrs. Liu's face and she started talking immediately.
I shook my head secretly. This guy was too greedy for life and would talk about everything. He was a pure rapist!
But that’s normal, who isn’t afraid of death?
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