The years I worked as a Feng Shui consultant in the entertainment industry

"Second uncle!"

While the man was catching the chicken, I shouted loudly. My second uncle turned around and saw me, waved his hand at me and said, "Come in!"

"Hey!"

I nodded, shouted for help, and squeezed in.

"May I ask which mountain the great immortal practices on?"

In the yard, the second uncle was holding a cigarette, half teasingly, half seriously asking. The teasing meaning was obvious.

"You don't care where I practice practice! Don't just enjoy it by yourself, light some grass rolls for me too!" Huang Pizi took advantage of it, cursing and spitting like stars flying everywhere.

"Here, I'll give you one!"

The second uncle was not angry, took out a cigarette, lit it and handed it to Huang Pizi.

Huang Pizi took the cigarette and took a long puff. Maybe it was a good smoke. He shook his head and said: "We are not unreasonable. After a while, we ate some gurgles, drank spicy water, and made some round balls. I’ll leave when I’m satisfied!”

"Old Wang, boil some more eggs!"

The second uncle heard this and shouted at the man who was killing the chicken.

"Hey!"

Lao Wang responded quickly.

Huang Pizi became more and more proud when he saw that all his demands were met. After taking another long puff of cigarette, his eyes rolled around and he began to curse.

Whatever sounds unpleasant, it is scolding.

To be honest, I have seen quite a few shrews, but none of them can be so abusive.

This yellow-skinned boy is a bit crazy. The more you get used to it, the more energetic it gets.

Under its control, the fat woman cursed so much that she foamed at the mouth.

"Second uncle, are you just going to let the scolding continue like this?"

I felt a headache from hearing this, so I moved closer to my second uncle and asked in a low voice.

"Have you brought the Five Thunder Seals?" asked the second uncle.

"Bring it!" I nodded.

"Show yourselves, let them know how powerful you are!" The second uncle nuzzled at the fat woman who was possessed by Huang Pizi.

"Hey!"

I took out the five thunder seals, came to the side of the fat woman, and said to her: "It's almost done. If you scold me again, don't blame me for giving you a harsh blow!"

As I said this, I flashed the five thunder seals.

Seeing the five thunder seals, the fat woman fell silent and stared at me with squinting eyes for a long time, then turned and went back to the house.

After entering the house, he stopped for less than ten seconds and then started cursing again.

Just scold me, as long as you don't scold me in front of me.

The second uncle said nothing, but glanced gloomily at the fat woman in the room.

With his vengeful character, the second uncle would never let the yellow skin attached to the fat woman have an easy time.

Withdrawing his gaze, the second uncle looked me up and down, showed a smile, and said: "Xiaotian, after the matter here is resolved, the second uncle will go back and have a good chat with you to see who is plotting against you during this period. Well, when my second uncle recovers from his injuries, we will settle the accounts one by one!"

I believe what my second uncle said.

When my second uncle beat someone and ran away, grandpa was not very angry. If his own child got into trouble, I would treat him as if he were the right person!

Once things are settled, the second uncle will come back.

What makes grandpa angry is that the second uncle came back, but he came back with anger.

None of the people who caused my second uncle to run away had a good ending.

Others can't see it, but grandpa can. It was all done by my second uncle.

For this reason, the two men had a big fight, and the second uncle also left home again.

Therefore, my second uncle told me that we need to settle accounts, and I believed it.

I don't know how many of them are unlucky, but Brother Aixiao must be the first.

With the second uncle's methods, Brother Aixiao will definitely not get any favors!

As for other people, such as Sister Hong, I don't care. I'm a nephew and take the blame for my uncle to pay off his debts. Isn't this normal?

Our uncle and nephew were talking here, but the scolding in the room became louder and louder. The second uncle frowned, and a sinister look flashed in his eyes, and said: "When the immortal is possessed, the body will not be too far away. Normally, It's only about a hundred meters in radius, and most of them choose to hide in secret places such as haystacks, roofs, and pig pens. Xiaotian, if it scolds you again, go out and look for it. When you find it, hit it to death with a shovel, and it will die. Stop scolding!"

The second uncle's voice was neither loud nor quiet, just enough for the person in the room to hear.

When possessed by a fairy, the body has no consciousness.

Therefore, if someone really finds his true form, he is a lamb to be slaughtered.

These villagers may not dare to shoot me to death because of their taboos, but if I have any taboos, I will shoot them to death.

As soon as the second uncle finished speaking, the room fell silent.

You can see through the window that the fat woman was originally sitting cross-legged on the kang and cursing, but now she simply turned around and pretended to be asleep.

The second uncle's move is really awesome.

"Second uncle, you asked me to come over and help you. What help can you do?" I asked.

"This is not the place to talk. We'll talk about it later when we get home!" the second uncle said.

"Ok!"

I nodded.

Our uncle and nephew were chatting here, while Lao Wang killed, stripped, and stewed the chickens with the help of the villagers watching the fun.

After working for an hour, the chicken is ready.

Lao Wang set up a table outside. After the fat woman smelled the food, she came out and started eating.

However, this eating appearance is extremely ugly.

In less than 10 minutes, two glasses of bulk liquor, five eggs, and two chickens were eaten by it.

After eating and drinking, Huang Pizi had no intention of leaving. He wiped his mouth with his clothes and cursed again.

The second uncle narrowed his eyes and said, "I've eaten enough and drank enough. Is it time to go?"

The fat woman rolled her eyes and said, "Why go for a walk? I'm full after this meal, what about the next meal? Besides, who asked her to snatch away the chicken I caught! She also kicked me, I have to take revenge. , do you really think this great immortal is easy to bully?"

Yes, Huangpizi is acting like a rogue, and what he said does not matter.

"I gave you a face, didn't I?"

This scoundrel look was so annoying. I was about to get angry, but my second uncle was one step ahead of me. He said with a big mouth, "You think I'm easy to talk to. I'll provide you with good food and drink. What the hell are you doing?" He even slapped his nose on his face."

"If you have the ability, kill me!"

The yellow skin attached to the fat woman shouted in a high voice, looking like he was not stingy.

"You bitch, you really think I can't kill you, right?"

The second uncle used his big mouth again and knocked the fat woman to the ground. Then he grabbed the middle finger of the fat woman's right hand and said, "If you keep trying to force me to do this, I will break her off one by one." You can't get out of your body with my fingers! Tell me where your real body is right now, and I'll send you away in a nice voice and give you another chicken, and let's forget about it! Otherwise, I'll let you go I have to dig out three feet of the ground for you, but I will skin you alive and make you into a skin so that you will never be reincarnated!"

At the end of the sentence, the anger on the second uncle's face could hardly be concealed.

The fat woman possessed by Huangpizi grinned in pain and quickly begged for mercy: "Master, I don't dare anymore. I'll hide under the firewood pile next door. Wake me up and I'll leave now. I'll leave now."