The years I worked as a Feng Shui consultant in the entertainment industry

After a while, I slowly stopped, opened my eyes, and looked at my second uncle and Lao Ge in front of me. At this time, the honey ointment had completely melted in my mouth.

"It's done?"

Seeing me open my eyes, my second uncle and Lao Ge asked at the same time.

"It's done!"

I nodded, swallowed, swallowed the remaining honey ointment in my mouth, and asked: "Uncle Ge, what is this honey ointment that is so useful? When I broke through just now, my mind was at least twice as clear as before! "

"As long as it's easy to use, why ask so many questions?" Lao Ge began to talk about him.

I looked at my second uncle again. My second uncle looked at Lao Ge, then at me, and asked, "Do you know how to pass away in a vat?"

"Know!"

I nodded.

The subject of passing away in a vat became quite popular in the past two years, and there was even a program dedicated to popularizing it.

What does it mean to pass away in a vat?

There are eminent monks who do not eat or drink, and fast for several days before passing away. After death, the body is put into a special pottery jar, and charcoal, lime, spices and other antiseptic items are put into the jar, and then the jar is sealed and buried. .

A few years later, the pottery jar is dug out. If the body does not decay, it means that the eminent monk Honghua has attained Taoism. The body will be taken out, made into a golden body, and accepted for worship.

This is just a way of saying it.

Another theory is that some temples will make such incorruptible corpses for the sake of reputation.

The method is also very simple. Before the monk dies, the intestines are cleansed first, that is, only water is given and no food is given, so that the monk can remove impurities from the body.

After cleansing the intestines, the monk is asked to take some antiseptic medicinal materials and use some medicinal liquid to purify the body.

This way, when the monk dies, there will be no corruption.

Some temples have used this method to make many gold statues.

Some monks, in order to gain fame after death, will even offer to pass away in this way.

But what does this have to do with the honey ointment I eat?

I looked at my second uncle in confusion. My second uncle swallowed his throat and looked at Lao Ge. His meaning was very simple and asked Lao Ge to continue.

Lao Ge coughed and said: "In the "Compendium of Materia Medica", there is a section on human beings, which lists more than 30 kinds of things on the human body that can be used as medicine, such as hair, dirt, nails, teeth, human feces, human urine, human bones, and tears. , human sweat, human sperm, human gall, human flesh, human blood, etc.!”

When Lao Ge said this, he stopped and looked at me.

I know some of the things here, such as human feces is called human yellow, and human urine is called human white.

Of course, feces and urine are not directly used as medicinal materials, but a series of production processes are required.

But what does Lao Ge mean by this?

Could it be that honey ointment is made from things found on the human body?

I didn't dare to think deeply at this moment, I just looked at Lao Ge with a blank expression.

"Hundreds of years ago, I don't know exactly hundreds of years ago, there were seniors in Xuanmen who made honey ointment based on the method of passing away in a vat and the analysis of medicinal properties in some medicinal scriptures!"

Lao Ge continued.

"Uncle Ge, what do you mean?"

Hearing this, I thought of a possibility.

"The method of making honey ointment is basically the same as the method of passing away in a vat. That is to stuff honey and medicinal materials into the body of a dying person, and then secretly prepare it using a special method!"

When Lao Ge said this, he glanced at me. When he saw that I didn't respond, he continued: "After a period of fermentation, people, honey and medicinal materials will be mixed together to form a paste. Because the main ingredient is honey, this paste is also called honey paste!”

"vomit!"

After Lao Ge finished speaking, I couldn't hold it in any longer and vomited it out.

I have thought about many possibilities, but I have never thought of this possibility.

In fact, I had suspected it for a long time, but I was just careless and fell into the trap of my second uncle and Lao Ge.

"I do not want it!"

Without thinking, I returned the honey ointment to Lao Ge.

Lao Ge took the honey ointment with a grimace, but said nothing.

The second uncle looked at me, then at Lao Ge, and then went upstairs with a smile on his back.

"Honey ointment is also called human ointment. My nephew, you don't need to feel any psychological pressure. The people who use it to make honey ointment are all voluntary. It is said that some people use forced methods to make honey ointment. After it is made, it has no effect. , but harmful!”

"So, the people who make honey ointment are usually old immortals from the Xuanmen family. For the sake of the family's descendants, many of them choose to make honey ointment themselves before they die!"

"Nephew, you don't have to be stressed!"

Lao Ge advised me again.

I knew that Lao Ge was doing it for my own good. He didn’t want me to feel any psychological pressure, so he didn’t say anything. He just waved his hand and said, “Uncle Ge, please let me relax for a while!”

"Ok!"

Lao Ge nodded, and like his second uncle, went upstairs to his room, leaving the space to myself.

It took me almost a week to recover, but it also left a sequelae: I couldn't eat sweet things, especially the sweet ones.

Just as I recovered, something came to my door.

The person who came to my door this time was an actress from Hong Kong Island.

After the turmoil, my second uncle and I never received any jobs. I thought about many possibilities for the first job after the turmoil, but I never thought that a female star from Hong Kong would come.

This actress can be said to be a household name. She became famous for her innocence in her early years. I won’t say much about her now.

Let's call this actress Sister Drawer.

This female star came here not for herself, but for another male star, let’s call him Brother Cabinet.

This cabinet guy is not a star from the mainland, but from Taiwan.

The combination of these two is very strange.

The reason is simple. I have never heard of a relationship between these two.

The drawer sister has a rich love history and has dated many people, but she and the cabinet brother are not related at all!

Not only that, but Sister Drawer had raised a kid. This fact was not necessarily known to everyone, but it was pretty much the same.

With Sister Drawer's connections, it should be easy to find a master. Why would she come to me?

So when these two came to me together, I was very surprised.

"Master Chen, Master Chen, Master Ge, I came here out of necessity!"

Seeing my doubts, the drawer sister pointed at the cabinet brother and said: "The person who attacked the cabinet brother is very powerful in Hong Kong Island, and no one is willing to help him!"

"Then how dare you help him?" I asked.

"Brother Cabinet was kind to me in the early years. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be where I am today!" Sister Drawer said.

"100 million!"

I stared at Sister Drawer for a long time, then raised a finger and said.

The three of us have already offended those people in Hong Kong Island and don’t care about this time, so we don’t have any psychological burden in taking this job.

"sure, no problem!"

The drawer sister agreed immediately without any hesitation.

The reputation of Sister Drawer is actually not very good. Who can tell clearly what is remarkable about her!

Who would have thought that Sister Drawer would stand up for a has-been male star like Brother Drawer just because she was kind to her in the early years!