The years I worked as a Feng Shui consultant in the entertainment industry
Chapter 295 4 Small Vagina
"Master Chen, what should I do? It's coming, it's coming!"
Seeing the wedding team that had already arrived at the entrance of the main hall of the villa, Guan Tong was so scared that he almost peed.
I ignored him, picked up the edict and wrote a curse: "The talisman is strict, and the soldiers will be illustrious. They will follow it immediately, calm the soul, and use the four-dimensional eight rituals to collect the demons and kill them. With one stroke of the magic pen, hundreds of ghosts will be reduced!"
After the spell was completed, the pen in my hand seemed to be connected with my hand, giving me a feeling of blood connection.
With this feeling, he dipped his pen into the talisman ink and swayed it, turning it into an evil-breaking talisman in a moment.
“When writing, it’s like a god!”
The moment the talisman was completed, this sentence came into my mind, but my hand did not stop, and I continued to draw the talisman quickly.
The talisman for suppressing all evil spirits, the five-thunder ghost-killing talisman, the evil-expelling and ghost-suppressing talisman, each talisman was completed almost in an instant.
"Squeak!"
What broke this state was the harsh sound of the villa door opening.
"My aunt is welcome to the sedan chair!"
After the door opened, the four boys and girls in the courtyard shouted at the same time in a stiff tone.
At the door, the two suona players painted with weird blushes moved away from the sound, lined up on both sides of the door, and started playing the suona again.
As the suona sounded, the procession of boys and girls and the bride-to-be began to move again and walked towards the villa.
"Humph!"
I snorted coldly, picked up a small bow and arrow with peach wood as the arm and wolf sinew as the string, rolled a piece of evil-breaking talisman on a palm-length wooden arrow carved from peach wood, and pointed it at the head of a boy. Shot over.
boom!
The mahogany arrow hit the boy's chest, making a loud noise and directly exploding the boy.
I rolled up the remaining talismans and shot them out one after another.
Amidst several continuous explosions, all four boys and girls fell to the ground.
At the same time, the bearers used their strength to throw the sedan chair, which flew up and hit the altar.
Looking at the sedan chair flying over, I grabbed a Liudingliujia Talisman, slapped it on my body, and said: "Ding Chou prolongs my life, Ding Hai cares for my soul, Ding You controls my soul, Ding Wei prevents me from disaster, Ding Si saves me from danger." , Ding Mao destroys my misfortune. Jiazi protects my body, Jia Xu protects my shape, Jia Shen secures my life, Jia Wu guards my god, Jia Chen calms my spirit, Jia Yin nurtures my truth,"
After the incantation was completed, the inner energy surged out, and a force blessed the body. The seven-star sword thrust forward, just in time to hit the wooden edge of the sedan's roof.
A surge of momentum came along the Seven Star Sword, bending the sword body. The Liuding Liujia Talisman was activated at this time. My body was covered with a layer of golden light. The bent sword body straightened again, and the golden light moved forward along my body. It spread, covering the sword body, and then rushed towards the sedan chair, which made a roar and emitted a puff of white smoke.
"The God of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning, use your magical powers to help me relieve the pain, boom, boom, boom, boom, I am here to serve you as urgently as the law dictates!"
During the stalemate, the five thunder spells were completed, and a bolt of lightning shot out from the front of my body and struck the sedan curtain.
The sedan curtain made a squeaking sound and broke away, revealing the situation inside the sedan. There was a woman with her eyes closed and an expressionless face sitting inside.
"Meow!"
I was startled, and there was a shrill meow from behind me. A black cat jumped out from my side, rushed into the sedan chair, and pounced on the woman inside.
Tear!
The next moment, there was a sound of cracking silk, the woman was torn apart by the black cat, and the sedan chair also fell to the ground at the same time, making a muffled sound.
The moment the sedan chair landed, the sound of the suona stopped and everything returned to calm.
In the sedan chair, the black cat turned around, revealing a pair of blood-red eyes.
This is the first time I saw the whole cat ghost.
In previous battles, the cat ghost only emerged from the second uncle's chest, revealing a cat head. Only this time, it rushed out.
The first impression this cat ghost gave me was that it was fierce, and the second impression was that it was ugly.
It's not that it's ugly, what's ugly is the twisted seam that extends from the neck to the tail.
Seeing this wound, I seemed to see my second uncle sewing his child into this cat skin with every stitch.
After looking at each other, the black cat jumped back and got into my uncle's chest again.
I exhaled, stood up and turned on the lights in the room.
After the lights came on, the first thing that caught my eye was the paper sedan with a head height of one person.
I walked over and gave it a try. The woman in the sedan was also a paper doll.
In addition, the four boys and girls who entered the house were still paper figures.
Dahei also came over at this moment, looking around and sniffing, and occasionally biting the paper figurine.
Not only the boys and girls who enter the house are paper figures, but also those outside the house.
Whether it's the suona player, the bearer carrying the sedan chair, or the escort accompanying the bride, they are all paper figures.
The paper figures who entered the house struggled twice, but the paper figures outside the house didn't even struggle. When they realized something was wrong, they all threw themselves into the street.
In other words, all the souls hidden in the paper man have escaped.
"They're all paper people, they're all paper people!"
Compared to the calmness of the three of us, after Guan Tong came back to his senses, he looked at the room full of paper figures, as if he was frightened and didn't even dare to move.
"Lao Jiu, look at these paper figures, they are quite interesting!"
After stacking all the paper figures together, Lao Ge looked at them, twitching the corners of his mouth, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.
The second uncle took a paper figure and peeled it off layer by layer. His face darkened and he said, "The technique is a bit similar!"
"Second uncle, what's the similar technique?" I asked.
"Do you know the Fourth Little Yinmen?"
Before the second uncle could answer, Lao Ge asked first.
"Know!"
I nodded.
The four professions of executioner, papermaker, cobbler, and widower are called the Four Small Yins in Taoism.
Each of these four doors has its own unique skills.
The executioner's unique skill lies in the knife that has beheaded countless people. The papermaker relies on the skill of tying paper with one hand and finishing the eyes with one hand. The cobbler relies on the unique skill of sewing corpses with one hand. As for the gangster, it is said that every gangster has a pair of skills. Eyes that reveal the truth.
"These paper figures look a bit like the craftsmanship of the Zhang family of paper figures!" Lao Ge pointed at the paper figures and said, "The Zhang family of paper figures are the paper makers among the Four Small Yins!"
"It's just a bit similar, but there are some differences in some details!" the second uncle added.
"Don't think too much. It doesn't matter whether he looks like him or not. If you stay here for two more days, even if the ghost doesn't show up, a living person will show up!" Lao Ge snorted.
That's true.
When it comes to getting married, it’s not us who are anxious, but the people behind the scenes.
If the marriage before Wei Qi fails, the plan will be ruined.
After cleaning up, the three of us piled the paper figures in the corner of the yard, and the night was over.
After Guan Tong experienced this, the panic in his eyes was much less, and he had more confidence in us.
After dawn, the second uncle called the security guards and cleared out the paper figures.
The security guard looked at us with something wrong. Who is such a good person who made so many paper figures!
Just after nine o'clock, Brother Liang called over. After hearing what happened last night, he insisted on coming over to take a look.
After hanging up the phone, Brother Liang hadn't come over yet, but Wang Xi came first. She said that Boss Tang had shown up.
Seeing the wedding team that had already arrived at the entrance of the main hall of the villa, Guan Tong was so scared that he almost peed.
I ignored him, picked up the edict and wrote a curse: "The talisman is strict, and the soldiers will be illustrious. They will follow it immediately, calm the soul, and use the four-dimensional eight rituals to collect the demons and kill them. With one stroke of the magic pen, hundreds of ghosts will be reduced!"
After the spell was completed, the pen in my hand seemed to be connected with my hand, giving me a feeling of blood connection.
With this feeling, he dipped his pen into the talisman ink and swayed it, turning it into an evil-breaking talisman in a moment.
“When writing, it’s like a god!”
The moment the talisman was completed, this sentence came into my mind, but my hand did not stop, and I continued to draw the talisman quickly.
The talisman for suppressing all evil spirits, the five-thunder ghost-killing talisman, the evil-expelling and ghost-suppressing talisman, each talisman was completed almost in an instant.
"Squeak!"
What broke this state was the harsh sound of the villa door opening.
"My aunt is welcome to the sedan chair!"
After the door opened, the four boys and girls in the courtyard shouted at the same time in a stiff tone.
At the door, the two suona players painted with weird blushes moved away from the sound, lined up on both sides of the door, and started playing the suona again.
As the suona sounded, the procession of boys and girls and the bride-to-be began to move again and walked towards the villa.
"Humph!"
I snorted coldly, picked up a small bow and arrow with peach wood as the arm and wolf sinew as the string, rolled a piece of evil-breaking talisman on a palm-length wooden arrow carved from peach wood, and pointed it at the head of a boy. Shot over.
boom!
The mahogany arrow hit the boy's chest, making a loud noise and directly exploding the boy.
I rolled up the remaining talismans and shot them out one after another.
Amidst several continuous explosions, all four boys and girls fell to the ground.
At the same time, the bearers used their strength to throw the sedan chair, which flew up and hit the altar.
Looking at the sedan chair flying over, I grabbed a Liudingliujia Talisman, slapped it on my body, and said: "Ding Chou prolongs my life, Ding Hai cares for my soul, Ding You controls my soul, Ding Wei prevents me from disaster, Ding Si saves me from danger." , Ding Mao destroys my misfortune. Jiazi protects my body, Jia Xu protects my shape, Jia Shen secures my life, Jia Wu guards my god, Jia Chen calms my spirit, Jia Yin nurtures my truth,"
After the incantation was completed, the inner energy surged out, and a force blessed the body. The seven-star sword thrust forward, just in time to hit the wooden edge of the sedan's roof.
A surge of momentum came along the Seven Star Sword, bending the sword body. The Liuding Liujia Talisman was activated at this time. My body was covered with a layer of golden light. The bent sword body straightened again, and the golden light moved forward along my body. It spread, covering the sword body, and then rushed towards the sedan chair, which made a roar and emitted a puff of white smoke.
"The God of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning, use your magical powers to help me relieve the pain, boom, boom, boom, boom, I am here to serve you as urgently as the law dictates!"
During the stalemate, the five thunder spells were completed, and a bolt of lightning shot out from the front of my body and struck the sedan curtain.
The sedan curtain made a squeaking sound and broke away, revealing the situation inside the sedan. There was a woman with her eyes closed and an expressionless face sitting inside.
"Meow!"
I was startled, and there was a shrill meow from behind me. A black cat jumped out from my side, rushed into the sedan chair, and pounced on the woman inside.
Tear!
The next moment, there was a sound of cracking silk, the woman was torn apart by the black cat, and the sedan chair also fell to the ground at the same time, making a muffled sound.
The moment the sedan chair landed, the sound of the suona stopped and everything returned to calm.
In the sedan chair, the black cat turned around, revealing a pair of blood-red eyes.
This is the first time I saw the whole cat ghost.
In previous battles, the cat ghost only emerged from the second uncle's chest, revealing a cat head. Only this time, it rushed out.
The first impression this cat ghost gave me was that it was fierce, and the second impression was that it was ugly.
It's not that it's ugly, what's ugly is the twisted seam that extends from the neck to the tail.
Seeing this wound, I seemed to see my second uncle sewing his child into this cat skin with every stitch.
After looking at each other, the black cat jumped back and got into my uncle's chest again.
I exhaled, stood up and turned on the lights in the room.
After the lights came on, the first thing that caught my eye was the paper sedan with a head height of one person.
I walked over and gave it a try. The woman in the sedan was also a paper doll.
In addition, the four boys and girls who entered the house were still paper figures.
Dahei also came over at this moment, looking around and sniffing, and occasionally biting the paper figurine.
Not only the boys and girls who enter the house are paper figures, but also those outside the house.
Whether it's the suona player, the bearer carrying the sedan chair, or the escort accompanying the bride, they are all paper figures.
The paper figures who entered the house struggled twice, but the paper figures outside the house didn't even struggle. When they realized something was wrong, they all threw themselves into the street.
In other words, all the souls hidden in the paper man have escaped.
"They're all paper people, they're all paper people!"
Compared to the calmness of the three of us, after Guan Tong came back to his senses, he looked at the room full of paper figures, as if he was frightened and didn't even dare to move.
"Lao Jiu, look at these paper figures, they are quite interesting!"
After stacking all the paper figures together, Lao Ge looked at them, twitching the corners of his mouth, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.
The second uncle took a paper figure and peeled it off layer by layer. His face darkened and he said, "The technique is a bit similar!"
"Second uncle, what's the similar technique?" I asked.
"Do you know the Fourth Little Yinmen?"
Before the second uncle could answer, Lao Ge asked first.
"Know!"
I nodded.
The four professions of executioner, papermaker, cobbler, and widower are called the Four Small Yins in Taoism.
Each of these four doors has its own unique skills.
The executioner's unique skill lies in the knife that has beheaded countless people. The papermaker relies on the skill of tying paper with one hand and finishing the eyes with one hand. The cobbler relies on the unique skill of sewing corpses with one hand. As for the gangster, it is said that every gangster has a pair of skills. Eyes that reveal the truth.
"These paper figures look a bit like the craftsmanship of the Zhang family of paper figures!" Lao Ge pointed at the paper figures and said, "The Zhang family of paper figures are the paper makers among the Four Small Yins!"
"It's just a bit similar, but there are some differences in some details!" the second uncle added.
"Don't think too much. It doesn't matter whether he looks like him or not. If you stay here for two more days, even if the ghost doesn't show up, a living person will show up!" Lao Ge snorted.
That's true.
When it comes to getting married, it’s not us who are anxious, but the people behind the scenes.
If the marriage before Wei Qi fails, the plan will be ruined.
After cleaning up, the three of us piled the paper figures in the corner of the yard, and the night was over.
After Guan Tong experienced this, the panic in his eyes was much less, and he had more confidence in us.
After dawn, the second uncle called the security guards and cleared out the paper figures.
The security guard looked at us with something wrong. Who is such a good person who made so many paper figures!
Just after nine o'clock, Brother Liang called over. After hearing what happened last night, he insisted on coming over to take a look.
After hanging up the phone, Brother Liang hadn't come over yet, but Wang Xi came first. She said that Boss Tang had shown up.
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