The years I worked as a Feng Shui consultant in the entertainment industry

At ten o'clock in the morning the next day, I received a call from my second uncle. Brother Butt bought all the materials and asked me to go over and make the recipe.

Xiaoping heard that he insisted on going with me. I told him a few things. First, he should not tell anyone about this matter. Second, he was not allowed to take pictures. Third, when he arrived, he would pretend to be mute and not say a word.

Xiaoping nodded and agreed to everything.

After the two of us took a taxi, I left Xiaoping in charge of my second uncle and started to decorate the altar.

After the arrangement is completed, it is still the same old steps.

Burn incense candles, light incense, burn gold paper, pray to the gods from all directions to bless you, and then write various mantras with pen, ink, paper and inkstone. When the smoke from the three incense sticks on the incense burner condenses and does not disperse, the practice begins.

First, burn a Jiefang Talisman to consume the spell, and let Buttocks drink it. Then add the Ten Thousand Dharma Absorbing Charm to remove the negative effects left by Qingjiang on Buttou.

By the time everything is finished, it will take less than 10 minutes.

In order to achieve some effect, I even made a show with my second uncle and blew up the incense burner.

"This is the end?"

When I finished the method, Brother Butt still couldn't believe it.

"It's over!"

I nodded.

"Didn't I say that after I had my head lowered, I would spit out things like black water and bugs? And what about the backlash? Why didn't I have the backlash!" Brother Butt looked at me suspiciously, thinking I was fooling him.

"In this way, you and your wife can give it a try tonight. If it works, it means the situation has been degraded. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay at all! As for the backlash, didn't you see that the incense burner exploded? What's your point? I'll bear the backlash for you, and you'll have to pay extra!" I said while wiping the bloodshot eyes that were intentionally made at the corners of my mouth.

If the second uncle wants to trick him, I can't make trouble, I can only act more realistically.

"Oh!"

Brother Butt still didn't believe it. After nodding suspiciously, he winked at his wife and said, "Master Xiao Chen, my wife and I will try it out. Please wait a moment!"

"Okay!" I was a little speechless, and I understood why my second uncle wanted to trick him.

If you want to try, you have to wait until we leave before trying again!

If we collect the money in advance, you can try it now.

The point is, we haven’t collected the money yet, why don’t you try it now!

Besides, there are several of us here, why do you have the nerve to try it?

This wait is 10 minutes.

In the middle, we also heard clearly suppressed sounds inappropriate for children.

When Brother Butt and his wife came out, they looked refreshed. Looking at his appearance and the sound he made before, he must have felt refreshed.

I am even more speechless.

There are four people waiting outside. Come out when you are sure you have recovered. Fortunately, he even fired a shot.

"Master Chen, little Master Chen, I'm ready!"

After coming out, Brother Butt raised his hand and wanted to shake hands with Uncle Second and me.

My second uncle and I hid at the same time, Damn it, you just played with your wife in the room, who knows what you touched, and you still want to shake hands with us?

Brother Butt doesn't care either. After holding it in for several months, he can do it again. He will be happier than anyone else.

"Master Chen, I will call you the money in a minute. Don't leave in a hurry. I will take you to play for two days!"

Butt brother Le's mouth was almost grinning, and so was his wife's eyes, which were all bright.

"It's time to stop playing. We've taken on another job and we're about to get there!" said the second uncle.

After leaving Brother Butt, we went directly to the tattoo shop.

Less than half an hour after arriving in the store, a middle-aged man with dark skin and pockmarks on his face hurriedly pushed open the door and entered. This person should be Zhang Mazi.

"Lao Jiu, Ge Laowu!"

When he saw his second uncle, a smile appeared on his face, but when he saw Lao Ge, his expression darkened.

"Zhang Mazi, I haven't seen you for some years!"

Lao Ge replied with a hoarse voice and then said nothing.

My second uncle introduced me to Zhang Mazi.

After the introduction, Zhang Mazi turned his attention to Xiaoping and said with suppressed anger: "Little calf, tell me, what is going on?"

I can feel the concern in Zhang Mazi's anger.

If it were me, who was tricked in this way, my second uncle would probably have fought the other party desperately by now.

Xiaoping was so frightened that he repeated what he had said to us yesterday.

"You little brat, I told you over and over again that you are not allowed to tattoo people with talismans when I am not here, and you are not allowed to tattoo people with talismans. You have fucking forgotten, haven't you?"

After Xiaoping finished speaking, Zhang Mazi rolled over with one kick.

Xiaoping didn't dare to hide, he stood straight on the spot and received the kick forcefully.

boom!

With just one kick, Xiaoping was kicked nearly two meters away.

Xiaoping grunted in pain, but immediately got up from the ground and returned to Zhang Mazi.

"okay!"

Zhang Mazi wanted to kick him, but his second uncle stopped him and said, "Now is not the time to hit him. When the matter is resolved, it won't be too late for you to hit him again!"

"If it weren't for your Uncle Jiu, and that pregnant woman wouldn't be looking for you, I would beat you to death first!" Zhang Mazi borrowed the donkey from the slope, cursed again, and then said: "Old Jiu, why did you come to the magic city this time? ?”

"There is work, I just finished my work in the morning!"

The second uncle said briefly, then pointed at Xiaoping and said: "Come on, let's settle the matter with the child first!"

"If you want to get peace, you have to find the pregnant woman!"

Zhang Mazi sighed and said: "If we can't find it, when the pregnant woman gives birth to the child, it will be a yin person giving birth. If she comes to find her then, it will be difficult!"

"The magic city is so big, it's really hard to find it. Looking for it ourselves is like looking for a needle in a haystack, but isn't Lao Ge here? With him here, it will be easy!" The second uncle chuckled and nuzzled at Lao Ge Nunu.

It is indeed as the second uncle said, there are tens of millions of people in the magic city, and trying to find one person is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

The other party didn't leave a name, an address, or anything like hair. None of the person-finding techniques I know can be used.

But the second uncle said that Lao Ge had a solution, and I suddenly became interested. What could he do?

I looked at Lao Ge. Lao Ge was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai, squinting his eyes and lowering his head, as if he didn't hear what his second uncle said.

Zhang Mazi puffed up his cheeks twice and said to Lao Ge: "Um, Old Witch Ge, help me, Lao Zhang, once!"

"Ha ha!"

Lao Ge curled his lips and said: "Ask me to help, and you still call me Ge Laowu. You are so busy, I can't help you!"

Zhang Mazi's face suddenly changed color. He was also a man with a short temper, but for Xiao Ping's sake, he didn't let out his anger. He stood there not knowing what to do!

The second uncle gave me a wink at this time. When I saw this, I said to Lao Ge: "Uncle Ge, help Xiaoping!"

"Hey!"

Lao Ge didn't hold it. After I spoke, he immediately agreed, and then deliberately sighed and said: "Since my eldest nephew has spoken, I have to help you no matter what!"

After saying that, he said to Zhang Mazi again: "Zhang Mazi, remember, I am helping because of my nephew's face, not you!"