After committing myself to madly criticizing the governor, I was confused

"You are stupid. The governor's confidants all know that this lady will be killed soon. Being nice to her is just a temporary measure, just pretending. If it is spread that the governor is not good to his wife, he will take action in the future. , will also arouse suspicion." Another guard replied, and even hit the man on the stupid head.

The beaten guard was very unconvinced and straightened his crooked official hat: "Why don't I think so? Madam didn't do anything harmful to the governor. As long as the news spreads, wouldn't it be fine? Moreover? , the feelings between men and women are different..."

"Holy crap, do you fucking understand the relationship between men and women again? Although we are from Dongchang, our master is different from us. He is from the palace, a rootless person, what kind of relationship between men and women! It's all bullshit ! This lady is a spy, and the Lord Governor has known it from beginning to end! You have lost your mind by keeping the spy by your side."

The beaten guard received another violent blow on the head.But he didn't refute again. After all, what the other party said was right. No one would tolerate a spy lying next to his bed.

Although, that person is as beautiful as a flower!

……

The third uncle.

I have to say that this third uncle looks more polite than the previous teacher.The language is Wen Zou Zou.Every now and then, he would compose a poem, which made Feng Xiaoer feel a little bit numb.

"Husbands and wives should pay attention to the harmony of the harp and the harp. The male should play the leading role outside, and the female should lead the inside. The woman must be virtuous and virtuous. The man must stand upright. I wonder, does your mother have a house?"

Ok?

Feng Xiaoer was a little confused.

The uncle pulled out a folding fan from his waist, opened it, and fanned himself in the face.He shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Does your mother have land?"

Shall I wipe it?Xiao Yao was a little confused and only listened to the madam telling the truth.

When Feng Xiaoer said no, the uncle's fanning speed slowed down significantly, and his expression became a little ugly.

"Oh, if there is no land, then does your mother have any money left?"

Xiaoyao wanted to ask him loudly, are you here for a blind date, or are you here to ask about the other person's belongings?In the end, she just looked at Madam, biting her lip, indignantly.

The smile on Feng Xiaoer's face had to be withdrawn little by little.But still politely asking, why are you asking these questions?

The uncle stood up gracefully and wanted to say goodbye.

Before leaving, he said in a particularly superior manner: "I may not be talented, but I still have ambition! I was unhappy as a son-in-law before, so I left home and found the courage to find a beautiful woman. Now, I rely on With my own hands, I have a house, land, and money. So it’s not too much to ask your mother to have these things, right?"

I rub!

Feng Xiaoer smiled slightly, and even Xiao Yao's always weak character almost went crazy, but she stood up slowly with a good temper.

"Uncle, please stay and ask how big your house is."

The uncle's little self-esteem seemed to be rekindled, and his fan was shaking more frequently.

"Haha, it's nearby. It's not big, fifty square meters, but it's enough for two people to live in."

"Oh, my mother doesn't have a house, because she has a whole house, about [-] square meters..."

Everyone was talking about it. The fifty square meters and the five hundred square meters were a full ten times as much.

Xiaoyao burst into laughter.It was as if there was an invisible slap in the air that hit the man's face hard.

There was a loud snap.

"Excuse me, how big is your land?"

The uncle straightened his back again. "There is half an acre of land in the city. Half an acre is a lot."

"Oh. In addition to the house, my mother also has about three acres of land in front and behind."

Everyone laughed again, half an acre and half an acre, that's six times.

Feng Xiaoer didn't plan to ask any further questions.Her mother is so rich, if this uncle wants to make a comparison again, he is afraid that he will be humiliated.

As a result, the uncle became angry and said: "We scholars should be polite and educated. We should not judge a person's success or failure based on external things. Unlike some people who have a little money in their hands, even if they are illiterate and vulgar, You should also try your best to make fun of others."

Everyone was sighing. Is this person so shameless?Wasn't it him who suggested asking about houses, land, and deposits?

Why is it the other way around now?What did he say?

Feng Xiaoer smiled instead of being angry: "Of course, people live with only one skin and one breath in their heart. You must be upright and upright, and don't run out like a fledgling boy to ask questions. To put it mildly, let's talk about comparison. Being overly concerned is, to put it more seriously, overestimating one's own capabilities. Uncle, please do what you want."

Just keep it to the point, no matter how vulgar it is, you can't say it.

As for this blind date conference, it has been long enough.

Feng Xiaoer met a few more candidates and felt that it was still inappropriate, so she was ready to go home.

Anyway, the days are long, and a suitable uncle will definitely appear by my mother's side.

……

On the way back home, Feng Xiaoer keenly felt that besides the two followers, there should be another person behind him.

At the corner of the street, her face made a pained look, she clutched her stomach and left in a hurry, telling Xiaoyao that she had to go to the toilet.

After walking around the back of the toilet, he quickly disappeared from Xiao Yao's sight with a quick move.