Dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty, I was working as a detective in Chang'an

This is really strange. Her mother opened the door for Qi Pa. When Qi Pa arrived home, not only was she restricted from eating, but she was also restricted from shitting and farting.

Since we couldn't go anywhere, Fatty and I had no choice but to lie in bed and sleep.

We slept in a deep sleep, and we didn't wake up until the ghost kid brought us dinner in the evening.

When I looked at the food, it was just a bowl of noodles, plain noodles.

I became anxious as soon as I saw it. This is fucking chicken feeding. In such a big yard with more than ten people entering, a big shot who wanted to prosper the country and real estate, he only gave his distinguished guest a bowl of plain noodles!

I can tolerate being placed under house arrest, but I cannot tolerate being given vegetarian noodles!

I strode out and when I saw the guard, I asked, "Where is your Mr. Wei?"

The guard said expressionlessly: "I don't know. I am not responsible for Mr. Wei's daily life. I am only responsible for the safety of the distinguished guests Curie and you."

I said: "You don't have to be responsible anymore. Even ghosts don't want to come to this place, so they just eat vegetarian noodles. Only fools will sacrifice their lives for your lord."

Saying that, I snorted coldly and waited for the guard's next words.

The guard said: "We eat worse than you. Today we only ate a few sweet potatoes and not even a few grains of rice in the porridge. It's a great blessing that you have noodles to eat."

I said: "You are so poor, why are you making such a fuss? Hurry up and take a break."

The guard said: "This is only temporary. When you get a great career, you will still worry about not being able to eat meat. Even the Buddha who jumped over the wall may not be able to see it!"

I was stunned.

I don’t know whether this big shot gave these people some ecstasy soup or Wangyou pills. They were so thoroughly brainwashed.

I said: "He is deceiving you, and you still believe it. You are really stupid."

The guard looked serious and said, "I believe it. I think you should go back. Mr. Wei will definitely come to see you soon."

It seems that this elm knot does not make sense.

I turned back, continued holding the bowl, and finished the bowl of plain noodles.

The fat man accepted it. Everything he ate tasted delicious, even a bowl of plain noodles.

I said to the fat man: "It seems that our lord is so poor that he is almost begging for food. Otherwise, can he win the war with sweet potato noodles?"

The fat man said: "Judging from the furnishings in this room, it seems that he is not a rich man. If he sells a chair here, he can buy a house and land in Chang'an. He is just robbing. He is robbing not only others, but also himself." , have you noticed that this morning, he ate the same as us, and his clothes were even patched."

I said, "This is strange. Why are the things in the house so expensive, but the food and clothing are so frugal?"

The fat man said, "How do I know? I'm not the roundworm in his belly."

I smiled and said: "Yes, you are definitely not a roundworm, you should be a snake in his body, a very poisonous snake."

The fat man also smiled and said, "I am a python, right?" He imitated the snake and stuck out his tongue.

At this time, Mr. Wei opened the door and came in.

I said angrily: "You should knock on the door before coming in. This is basic courtesy."

Mr. Wei pretended not to understand and said, "You should be very grateful that I arrived on time."

As he said that, he took out a small brocade box from his arms, handed the two pills inside to me and the fat man, and said:

"Hai Shi is coming soon. You should hurry up and eat it. If it is later, you will feel a splitting headache and your life will be worse than death."

I took the pill and swallowed it without hesitation.

I said to Mr. Wei: "It's not an option for you to let us sit here and wait like this, right? You have to let us know what you want us to do anyway, right?"

Mr. Wei Er said with a smile: "I don't know this either. I was just ordered to bring you here, and the rest will be left to the lord."

I smiled ghostly and said, "You can find us two girls, so that we can have some fun during this long night."

Mr. Wei laughed and said, "What are you thinking? I haven't touched a woman in several years. Even my lord has almost forgotten what a woman feels like."

I mocked: "What's the point of doing revolution like this? We are not ascetics."

Mr. Wei Er said: "When we succeed in our hegemony, are you still worried about having no women? At that time, having a beautiful wife and concubine is not a matter of words!"

I sighed: "Master Wei, you are really an expert at drawing cakes. Unfortunately, your drawings are too hard and we can't chew them."

Mr. Wei Er said: "Brother Guo is joking. I believe the time is not too far away."

The fat man had been speechless. He seemed to have been thinking about something. Suddenly he raised his head and said to Mr. Wei:

"Our lord is the Eighth Prince, right?"

Mr. Wei was stunned and said, "How do you know?"

The fat man said: "There are rumors that the Eighth Prince was raised outside the palace. His life experience is still not certain. Because he was born by a palace maid. One time, the emperor was drunk and saw her beauty, so he came to see her. He married her and gave her a string of steps. Later she found out that she was pregnant. With this string of steps, she was named a talented person.

She originally thought that the sparrow would turn into a phoenix, but who knew that she died during childbirth, and her posthumous son became the Eighth Prince.

This prince was really ill-fated, he was a posthumous son, and he was born to a lowly palace maid, so he was not treated well since he was born, and was later sent to be raised outside the palace.

He is low-key by nature, but extremely intelligent, and has always been very simple. He must have suffered a lot in his childhood, so that when he grew up, he was still used to living a frugal life. am I right? "

Mr. Wei Er listened quietly and said nothing. He thought for a long time and said:

"Now that you know it, there is no need for me to hide it from you. He is the current Eighth Prince."

The fat man said: "You set up all the gambling houses in Wugong County and Chang'an, right? They are gambling houses on the surface, but they are actually the contact point and your source of funding. Am I right?"

Mr. Wei felt a little uneasy and warned the fat man: "A person who knows too much often dies the fastest."

The fat man said: "Now that we have taken your soul-stealing pills, can we still rebel? You are Daozu and I am fish, so you trapped us in this room and we don't dare to fart."

Mr. Wei Er said: "It's good to know. The lord will definitely entrust you with important tasks. Otherwise, why would you be allowed to live in such a spacious house and eat fine rice and noodles?"

I said: "Then we still have to thank you?"

Mr. Wei did not answer, but said to the fat man: "Brother Zheng, please come with me, my lord has something to say."

I said: "Why are you looking down on me? I want to go too!"

Mr. Wei Er said: "Brother Guo, please be patient. This time, my lord only invites Brother Zheng to the front hall for a chat. You can rest here."

The fat man didn't say anything, got up and followed Mr. Wei out of the house.