Dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty, I was working as a detective in Chang'an

When Mr. Wei heard the fat man say that he could not die, he smiled, flicked his sleeves with his hands, and said to the fat man:

"Young man, don't be too crazy. So what if you are a son of the Zheng family? How many secret arts have you seen? Even if your grandfather is here today, there is nothing you can do about the Lost Soul Formation."

At this time, I saw Mr. Wei raising the crutch in his hand, then walked to the corner of the yard, raised the crutch high, and shouted:

"Yin soldiers, Yin soldiers, sometimes Xiangqiu, quickly capture the two young men in the yard!"

After hearing the command, they began to move quickly, surrounding the fat man and me again.

This time they didn't seem to be hacking in random directions like before, but were divided into layers. The inner circles turned clockwise, while the outer circles turned in the opposite direction. They circled seven or eight circles in total, so densely. Spinning in circles made my head feel dizzy and confused.

The fat man saw that my mind was getting less and less clear, and he knew that I had fallen into the trap of the Lost Soul Array, so he shouted sharply:

"Lao Guo, close your fucking eyes now, or your soul will be gone soon!"

The fat man was now sitting cross-legged on the ground. Although he was very fat, he didn't expect to be so flexible that he could cross his fat legs. This surprised me.

I saw the fat man sitting on the ground, mumbling words, but I couldn't understand what he was saying. Now I had stars in my eyes, and I was slowly hallucinating. I seemed to see a young woman in white speaking to me. I summon.

She was extremely beautiful. She was wearing a long white dress and fluttered down in front of me.

She smiled and waved to me, as if she was saying to me: "Sir, come here, how about I take you to heaven?"

I acted like a nymphomaniac, almost crying, and said, "Okay, I'll go with you."

Even if she asks me to die at this time, I will die with her without hesitation. If I can die in the hands of such a beautiful woman, what more can I ask for!

At this time, the fat man suddenly slapped my head from behind and said, "Lao Guo!"

Just this sound woke me up from my sweet dream. There was no beautiful woman in front of me. I walked two steps and reached the well in the center of the yard.

This bitch is not a good person. She is leading me to jump into a well.

At this time, I saw that all the underworld soldiers surrounding us suddenly disappeared, and there was nothing in the yard except me and the fat man!

I couldn't believe my eyes and asked:

"Fat man, what's going on? Where are Mr. Wei and those Yin soldiers?"

The fat man said: "There is no Mr. Wei here, everything is our illusion."

I said: "Hallucination? How is it possible? We both have the same hallucination?"

The fat man said: "This is actually the brilliance of Mr. Wei. This is actually an ordinary temple, but Mr. Wei did some tricks when building this temple."

I said, "Do something? What do you mean?"

The fat man said: "This earth temple must have been built by Mr. Wei Erye. When he was building it, he mixed a special medicinal powder from the Western Regions into the mud, and this medicinal powder can induce hallucinations. It can make us... The things we thought about were presented in the form of hallucinations. We came to find Mr. Wei Er and solve the case, so we had similar things in our minds, so we fantasized about Mr. Wei and the Yin soldiers. Also. Maybe we are just in the same illusion."

I asked: "If this was an illusion, why did it suddenly disappear instead of killing us?"

The fat man said: "This is thanks to the magic elimination spell of our Zheng family. When I realized that it was just an illusion, I sat on the ground and recited the spell, and it really worked."

I said: "This is really unbelievable, but I just thought of a beautiful woman who wanted me to go to heaven. It's a pity that you slapped me awake. It's really embarrassing. I won't be grateful to you, Mr. Guo." of."

The fat man said: "She doesn't want you to go to heaven, but she wants you to jump into a well. Do you want to jump into the well and drown?"

I said, "Oh, that's not necessary. I haven't married a wife yet."

The fat man was happy and said: "Brother Guo, Master Guo, you are really good at thinking of beautiful women at any time."

I was also happy, "You know nothing, you Yulin head."

By this time, the sky had turned white, my arm began to swell and hurt again, and more pus was leaking out. I pointed at my wound and said to the fat man, "Is this also an illusion?"

The fat man scratched his head and said, "I don't know what happened, but it is absolutely true that you were poisoned by corpse poison."

The fat man held my body that was about to fall and said, "We have to go back quickly to treat your poison, otherwise even the Queen Mother's flat peach won't be able to save your life."

It all happened so quickly and ended so quickly that I still haven't reacted.

The fat man helped me walk out of the deserted Earth Temple.

I have been confused by this experience to this day. You may say it was a hallucination, but I was actually poisoned by corpse poison. You may say it was not a hallucination. Why did everyone in the temple suddenly disappear? Clean.

I asked Fatty, and Fatty also said that some things really couldn't be explained, but those Yin soldiers were indeed his hallucinations.

No matter what, it's better to live a confused life. If you really want to get to the bottom of it, it might scare me into doing [-] somersaults.

We randomly found an inn in the town and settled down, and the fat man planned to cure my poison.

My arm was scratched by the ghost doll, so I was infected with corpse poison, and the area where I was scratched began to fester and ooze pus, exuding a stench.

The fat man went to the inn proprietress and asked for a lot of glutinous rice, saying that glutinous rice could cure corpse poison.

I remember that before time travel, I always loved to watch Master Lin’s ghost movies, in which glutinous rice was used to ward off evil spirits and cure poison. It seems that this tradition existed as early as the Tang Dynasty.

The fat man grabbed a handful of glutinous rice and applied it to my wound. White smoke immediately appeared from the wound, as if it was about to burn, and there was a burning pain.

I grinned in pain, and the fat man gritted his teeth when he saw me in pain, and said with a smile:

"It's easier to handle if you know it hurts. It proves that the glutinous rice works. But you can't sleep, you may fall asleep. You have to keep moving. No matter what exercise you do, you will get better, but you can't stop. Get up quickly and walk along this house Just jump in a few hundred laps.”

I said, "Are you a fascist? Isn't this life-threatening? I'm so sleepy right now that I just want to sleep, even if it's a long sleep."

The fat man said: "No, as long as you lie down and fall asleep, you will be finished. I will not be able to save you even if I am born."

I was frightened by him, so I jumped out of bed and started running a marathon in the house.

Fatty boiled the remaining glutinous rice into rice soup, found a large bucket, poured the glutinous rice water into the bucket, and asked me to sit in it.

At this time, I felt that the wound was no longer so painful, the pus leaked less, and the wound became less smelly. This gave both me and the fat man hope.

After soaking in the glutinous rice water, I just wanted to sleep. I was so sleepy.

In order to prevent me from sleeping, the fat man forcibly pulled me up from the bed and asked me to run with him.

I didn’t know how many times I ran around the house, but I felt like my waist was getting thinner.

The fat man was also running out of breath and cursed: "After you recover from your injury, you must treat me to a good meal. I will run with you and lose weight."

I laughed as I ran and said, "You fascist, you dictator, you bastard, when I recover from my injury, I will definitely thank you and either remove your legs or remove your arms."

As he said that, the fat man and I burst into laughter.