Dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty, I was working as a detective in Chang'an

While everyone was listening to the music attentively, I quietly came to the yard behind the building. There is nothing special about this yard. There are some sundries piled up, and there is a large kitchen. The servants are all busy. When they saw me, they asked: "Sir, this is not the place where you came. I see your clothes are dirty." I smiled and said I wanted to borrow the toilet, so a little girl took me there. After coming out of the toilet, I walked around and felt that there was nothing to see, so I went back to the hall and prepared to go upstairs to take a look.

The second floor is full of attic rooms, of different sizes, where clients and prostitutes have private meetings. The doors are basically closed at this point, and I can't listen to the walls, so I can only wander upstairs.

At this time, he was suddenly pulled into a room by a hand. This hand was long and cold. As soon as I entered the room, I saw Sanniang Mei looking at me with a smile. I was startled for a moment, then immediately changed my look to a mean one and said:

"Sister, don't you know that scary people can scare you to death? I'm afraid my little heart will go wrong if you scare me." Mei Sanniang smiled charmingly again:

"You're not listening to music down below right now, why are you running up above? Maybe you want to seduce me because you think I'm good-looking?" After saying that, she leaned towards me. There was a kind of fragrance on her body, which was not like the incense in our house. The fragrance is rather like the sweetness of fruit, which makes people feel very fresh and comfortable.

I smiled evilly and said, "Sister, why do you smell so good?" As I said that, I imitated the evil expression and deliberately approached her.

Mei Sanniang did not resist, but got closer to me. She tapped my forehead with her cold fingers: "Sister, this is not incense. It is a spice from Persia. Isn't it very sweet? You will know it in a moment." I think this fragrance is so wonderful!" After saying that, her eyes were a little blurry, she pressed close to my body, and lightly bit my earlobe with her lips.

Oh my god, my mouth felt dry immediately. My trembling hands tried to untie the belt of Mei Niang's clothes, but in my haste, the belt that was originally loosely buckled turned into a tight buckle. I was a little annoyed and felt embarrassed, and my face turned red all of a sudden.

Mei Sanniang chuckled: "Mr. Guo, it turns out you are so shy. I thought you were a veteran. I really didn't expect it." She said and stuck up.

I have never seen such a battle. Ever since I was a child, I have never even taken a woman's hand, of course, not counting those in kindergarten. It's over, it's over, could it be that I am really going to lose my virginity this time? Where has my positive energy gone? Will it be destroyed by sugar-coated bullets so soon?

This girl is really not a good person. When she was distracted, Zheng Xiaodong opened the door and said drunkenly:

"What's the matter with you kid? You left us and came here to enjoy yourself. The piano master asked us for some silver. Please give me the 50 taels of silver quickly so that I can go and pay the bill!"

I was disturbed by the fat man, and I immediately woke up and cursed in my heart: Damn it, it's so hard to get a chance to get close to a beauty, and she is such a fragrant and beautiful beauty. You really know how to choose the right time.

Mei Sanniang's face was sulky, but she didn't have an attack. She just stood up slowly, straightened her clothes, sat down at the table, poured herself a cup of tea, and said calmly: "Mr. Zheng, it's okay. I'll tell you this time." I'm here to treat you, it's your first time in Happy Forest, so you must have a great time."

I blushed to my neck, glared at Fatty Zheng, and said, "Xiaodong, you are so rude, don't you know how to knock on the door?"

The fat man scratched his head and said, "I'm really sorry. I thought you were chatting to the moon in the room. Hey, pay attention next time. Pay attention next time." After saying that, he patted me and then said, "Brother Guo, I think it’s getting late, so let’s go back early and come back another day?”

Mei Sanniang held her chin in her hands, stared at us for a while, and said, "Okay, Mr. Guo and Mr. Zheng must come more to support us." After saying that, she didn't force us to stay and smiled lightly. , sent them out of the room.

Fatty and I went downstairs and exited Happy Building with Boss Liu.

When I returned to the inn, I was a little annoyed with Fatty Zheng, blaming him for ruining my good deeds. I am not Liu Xiahui, nor am I a gentleman. This is the first time that such a beautiful woman has taken the initiative to throw herself into my arms. Of course I am happy to accept her. Why is he so ignorant? So I cursed:

"I said you fat man, you are too ignorant. Why do you want to spoil my good deeds?"

Zheng Xiaodong looked serious and said: "Oh, you are really a dog biting Lu Dongbin and don't understand a good heart. This bitch is not a woman at all, he is a man!"

It's impossible. I've obviously touched her breasts. They are indeed women's, and they're very big! Could it be that he underwent surgery and had a sex change?

I shook my head like a rattle and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible! She is definitely a woman!" I said and compared the size of her breasts with my hands.

The fat man looked very serious again, sighed and said, "He is indeed a man, but his upper body is that of a woman and his lower body is that of a man."

ah! Isn't this nonsense? I have read popular science articles about intersex people, but how do fat people know? It was the first time for him and me to come here, and it was also the first time to see Mei Sanniang.