I'm not a hero, but I didn't say I couldn't beat you.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Recalling his own chance of getting away with it before he got the chance, Fu'er couldn't help but feel sad. Although he knew that based on his usual ability to cause trouble, this "gold medal for getting away from death" would probably be used up in a few days. But having it and not having it are two completely different experiences!

If there is such a chance of immunity, then I won't have to be so timid in front of Boss Xie for a short time!

It’s expansion!

Then the speed of light was punctured.

Why does it feel a bit like a puffer fish?

"Oh my, poor Fu'er, because the gold medal for immunity from death was revoked at the speed of light, he was so angry that he broke down and started crying. Oh, oh, oh, oh, how pitiful."

Seeing the pretentious sadness on his deskmate's face, Bai Sheng also became possessed by drama, imitating the lines of a character in a popular game recently, and said sarcastically to Fu'er.

"...How many foxes can you kill in one meal?"

"Eight!"

"…………"

"Hey--"

Fu Er sighed and collapsed on the table.

"Forget it, forget it if it's gone. Next time, when Boss Xie is in a good mood, go give him a few favors and see if you can get a few more chances to get away with it."

"If you don't have one, you have to mix in a few, right? What kind of mentality do you usually live with! Is it a mentality that will definitely cause trouble? Boss Xie will be very angry if he knows your thoughts."

Bai Sheng said helplessly to Fu Er.

"Otherwise, look at me, I get scolded every day even if I don't do anything, so what should I do -"

Bai Sheng recalled the daily life of his deskmate.

She broke the blackboard eraser while wiping the blackboard, broke the flowerpot while playing basketball, and accidentally broke the faucet even when she was washing her hands. She didn't know that this was because the school's logistics department was lining their own pockets and swallowing too much money. Everything that came in was... Parallel imports and garbage are also caused by the poor feng shui of the metaphysics school, and it is easy to damage items and other supernatural events.

But in a sense, being able to get Fuer bumped into every time was considered a gift.

This boy's fortune is so great that he can't stay here for long?

"I said... is it possible, I mean possible, that you are actually an [abnormal] who became a sperm?"

"Don't make trouble. Someone checked me yesterday. I didn't have any abnormal reactions, okay?"

"Check? Who checked you?"

Looking at his deskmate's suddenly brightened eyes, Fu Er suddenly realized whether he had let slip something just now.

"Let me think about it, I looked at the hot search this morning and found that [Hero] appeared at the temple fair on Yueming Road last night and solved a small crime. You...were at the scene at that time?"

"Uh... no... I didn't go out last night..."

Ful tried to lie.

"That's very strange. Apart from the hero's personal terminal, what else can detect it? Or did you call the police directly to seek [abnormal containment]?"

"…………"

"Okay, okay, I was there at the time, okay..."

Because it was really difficult to explain the matters related to Miss Ghost's necklace, it was the lesser of two evils, so Fu'er had no choice but to accept the other option.

Although there is no problem, Hartz did check last night that he did not have any [abnormality] or [disaster] characteristics.

"Ah!! Didn't you say you were going to sleep at home when you were tired? But you left me alone, right?"

"Well...then I got hungry and ran for a late-night snack."

"In the end, I didn't go because you said you wouldn't go!!! It's you who prevented me from seeing the hero's live battle, right!!!"

“This is the point???”

Well, Fu'er was completely disappointed with his fellow heroic ultimate chef.

"Okay, okay, let me describe the scene to you..."

Fu'er reluctantly began to tell the story of what happened at the night market last night. Of course, he only told the story from the time the robber appeared to when he was subdued by Hartz.

After all, if the other party knew that he had communicated with that [hero] before, and even got the other party's personal contact information in the end, maybe this fanatical fan would cause some trouble for him!

"That's probably it. The other party just checked to see if I was injured. After all, he said that as a private terminal for combat, one of its functions is to detect physical conditions."

In explaining this aspect of the test, Fule told a slight lie.

"Ahhhhhhh, I'm so envious, I actually saw the hero take action so close!!"

"That's almost it. Wouldn't it be better not to encounter this kind of thing?"

After talking for a long time, he also said that he was thirsty. He took out the mineral water that he had not finished drinking yesterday from the drawer. He did not dislike it, opened it and took a sip.

"And there's more! And there's more! What are the details of that chain! What kind of hero is [Utopia Heart]? Why did he appear in the night market? Is he performing some special mission?"

[If I said he was just forced to work for free, I don’t know how you would react...]

Fu'er couldn't help but think in his heart.

"Tell me more, tell me more!"

"Yes, yes! Tell me more!"

"Let me tell you...class will start soon, okay..."

Fu'er responded with a headache, completely unaware that there was another voice in the chat just now.

As he turned his head, he saw his deskmate approaching, eyes shining with excitement, and another girl hanging upside down in the air, looking at him with a playful look.

"Poof!!!! Cough cough cough cough cough!!"

Finally using his last willpower, Fu'er at least prevented the mineral water from spraying in his deskmate's face.

"Huh? Why did you choke suddenly? It's not like this if you don't want to say it."

Bai Sheng frowned and patted his back to calm him down.

"Cough cough cough cough! No! It's nothing! I... cough cough cough! I just accidentally choked. It's unlucky for people to choke even if they drink cold water."

"Oh, that's normal."

"…………"

Although I really want to refute the other party that I am not that bad, but if I continue to refute, things will probably become more troublesome...

But fortunately, at the same time, the school bell rang, which relieved him. At least in class, Bai Sheng, a seemingly good girl, still did not dare to question him casually.

"call--"

Fu'er took a breath, took out the textbook for this class from his school bag, and then observed the [Quantum Ghost] lying in the air with his peripheral vision as unobtrusively as possible. He saw her turning over and moving freely in the air, and even saw several classmates who had returned to their seats pass directly through her body.

Everyone really can't see or touch her...

Moreover, why does the skirt not fall down even though it is falling in the air?

Bad review!

Physics doesn't exist anymore!

However, the other party itself is something that physics cannot explain. Even when his own physics teacher teaches any physics knowledge and related equations, he will say that this is under an ideal state, and does not take into account [miracle], [disaster], [ Abnormality] and other special factors.

After all, if you really think about it in such detail, wouldn't the ability to construct objects out of thin air, like yesterday's [Utopian Heart], make physicists quarrel from this year to next year?

So I am definitely not thinking of anything weird!

It’s definitely not because I was curious about the other person’s fat color because I remembered the conversation last night!

I just have doubts about this in the spirit of scientific research and inquiry!

And don’t you see, this class happens to be a physics class!

In order to prove my determination, I must listen carefully.

Then, it turned out that he was overthinking.

Putting aside the fact that Fu'er was already accustomed to listening to half of the class and then leaving for the rest of the class, in fact he had been staring ahead during this class, not at all like before, lowering his head to look at the illustrations on the next few pages of the textbook, or... Playing with the stationery bag for a long time. Even Bai Sheng hadn't seen Fu'er listening so carefully for a long time.

So, what are the facts?

It's because that Miss [Quantum Ghost] named Sylvia has been hanging around the physics teacher on the podium!

When the physics teacher was flipping through the book, she would sit nearby and read. When the physics teacher was drawing pictures, she would pretend to draw on the blackboard next to her with a pen.

She would even respond to the questions, just like now.

The special code is a final question on the physics of a binary star system! Fu'er has been watching Sylvia spin and revolve around the physics teacher for almost 3 minutes!

I didn’t understand the question at all, but I felt the same as the bad students who had experienced the key problems in the college entrance examination.

who I am? where am I? What am I looking at?

Good news, get out of class ends in less than 10 minutes.

Bad news, this is the second class today, and there are seven more classes to come!

For the first time, Fu Er felt that he needed to buy a blood pressure monitor to measure his blood pressure.

So, the whole day. Fu'er was witnessing this extraordinary existence completely destroying his daily life.

including but not limited to:

In the Chinese class, the Chinese teacher walked around with his legs crossed above his head as the whole class recited classical Chinese, imitating old friends reciting poems and shaking his head as the students recited loudly.

In the chemistry class, when the chemistry teacher was doing the silver mirror experiment, I tried to use my fingers to see if I could scrape the precipitated silver element from the inner wall of the test tube.

When the geography class talks about the different customs and customs that have evolved in various regions due to landforms and climates, follow the teacher's narration and perform a costume change to suit the situation.

It turns out that this guy can also change clothes with one click?

There was also a biology class, which raised blood pressure even more. She was pretending that she was a mitotic cell and performed "I split open" directly in front of Fu'er's eyes.

Then he closed his backhand again.

Fu'er almost lost his strength.

In the end, it was only in math class that he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Because it seemed that the other party didn't understand, and just like me, I saw the teacher just starting to write on the blackboard a second ago, and I was about to take out my notebook and start taking notes, but when I looked up again, I saw a blackboard full of combinations of numbers and symbols.

You see, this is an Arabic numeral, this is a Greek letter, and then we put them together.

Wow! do not understand!

But Miss Ghost doesn't care! Miss Ghost can go straight to sleep.

Although it won't raise my blood pressure like the previous classes, but when I see the other person can start sleeping anytime and anywhere, compared to myself, I can only pathetically copy down the blackboard writing that I can't understand step by step. .

I'm so sore! ! ! !

But there was only one thing. The other party seemed to have considered the possibility that Fu Er would be escorted to the school's mental health consultation room by the head teacher in 10 minutes if he spoke to the air in public.

Therefore, apart from saying a word when she first appeared in front of him, Sylvia never tried to communicate with him.

Then, after a long ordeal, finally at 5:50 pm.

The last class of today is over.

"I remembered something happened at home! I'm leaving first! If you need anything, just chat on the phone! Bye!"

Ignoring the hesitant look on his deskmate's face, Fu'er stuffed the textbooks into his bag, got up and left the classroom at a speed that was better than running even though he didn't make any running movements.

Bai Sheng watched Fu Er leave as if he was fleeing for safety. Maybe there was something going on at home in such a hurry.

It's just that when I walked out of the door, my posture was a bit weird, as if I was holding onto something.

Although I still have questions to ask him, it’s not a big deal and I’ll talk about it next time.

It wasn't until he got home that Fu Er finally took a breath, took out a bottle of ice water from the refrigerator, and drank half of the bottle to calm down his elevated blood pressure and hot mood.

After finally calming down, Fu'er was finally able to ask questions to the other party with what he thought was a rational attitude.

"So? You've settled the matter? Why did you come to school to find me?"

Fu'er asked while taking the remaining half bottle of ice water and applying it to his forehead to keep himself calm in a physical way.

"It's solved. Fortunately, I am a quantum ghost and can travel faster. As for what I am doing, don't ask me. At least it is not convenient to tell you for the time being. This is a girl's little secret -"

"Then why do you come to school to find me?"

"To let you experience it personally, your daily life has not changed at all even after meeting me!"

Sylvia said it in a matter-of-fact manner, as if she was really thinking about Ful.

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

When an ordinary person is in class, there is a quantum ghost dangling in front of him that raises his blood pressure!

but…………

It seems...maybe...what's going on?

Even if the other person, who has an unusual look, has been hanging around in front of him for a whole day, he is still no different from usual, just like an ordinary student who has finished a whole day of classes.

Even if the other party ignores physics, even if the other party floats on the head of the Chinese teacher, even if the other party is revolving and rotating there, even if the other party performs mitosis for himself, his daily life still has not changed at all...?

Gan! Blood pressure is up!

reason! How can you make me rational!

Seeing the calm and lovely smile on the other person's face, Fu'er couldn't help but close his eyes.

Two black eyes!

Just hold it in and wake up!

Well, maybe, my extraordinary life has begun.

While collapsing, Fu'er couldn't help but think of this.

It's a really sad story.